As it goes, just seeing who is up for braving the cold in Thetford this week, any takers?
Josh
Quote by dirtydoggers
Only a true dogger can know and appreciate the changing seasons ey single . Most only ever see their dashboard and the hear the sound of their fingers drumming upon it . Of all the car parks in the area, for us, two of them really stand out against the others are being very “special” places.
The first is very open, yet conversely, very concealed. I’m being purposely cryptic because it is our own preferred meeting place, but you’ll know it well :wink: . When you park there on a clear still night, then turn off your lights, it is like sitting in the London planetarium :shock: . Even now, I am awe struck every time I see it, to the extent I’m normally oblivious as to what Mrs dirty is doing . Actually, all anyone will see of me is my back, my head pointed to the heavens whilst mumbling to myself things like “ahhhhhhh, man…fucking hell. God that is fannnnnntastic, oh yesssssssss, oh yesssssssss”. No wonder I’m usually left to my own devises! ops: In the summer, the nightjars arrive from Africa . As dusk descends, the air around that particular spot is just filled with the most evocative sound.
The other place is more famed, and I look upon it as our cathedral of carnal filth :P . It is immediately a comforting place, because it is just so “right”. The trees just envelope you in a womb like way, and even the tracks are seductively curved . It probably conforms to all of the principles of feng shui too! It is the perfect blueprint for a dogging car park, should any local authorities which to construct one :wink: . The wind can be blowing a gale, and you’ll hear it thundering across the tree tops, yet in the car park itself, all is still. When the night is clear, and the mists roll in, hanging around the ferns and trees like an ethereal cloak, then that is something really special. Your feet start to freeze, and you feel as if the devil himself is trying to pull you into the ectoplasmic mire below.
It was on such a night, I stood transfixed :shock: . Dogging C***** was sunk to her knees as in gesture of prayer and the moonlight fell upon her in silvery rays. The trees were shrouded in a translucent mist and betwixt C*****’s palms was an organ of discernable length and rigidity . The man that stood afore her placed a hand gently upon her head whilst murmuring “bless you, and lets give thanks to the lord for what you are about to receive”. A very spiritual moment :twisted: .
Then that night when you assume what you are hearing to be that all too familiar rat tat tat of distant machine gun fire, only to see Harry dismounting his bicycle in a stage of agitation as he tries to wrest his cock from the spokes :shock: . Then, on freeing his cock, his helmet disappeared into the mist below and his bollocks protruded either side like a wing nut. All we could see was the glint of his glasses and we half wondered if it was Mahatma Ghandi on a baby elephant coming to join us for a night of yogic dogging. Happy days mate 8-) .
As for Mrs Dirty’s passions becoming inflamed as the temperatures tumble. Well, that’s merely a result procured by an encounter with the “old school doggers” that still frequent the forest :P . You see, an “old school” dogger is a forward thinker, and a charmer. They will ensure that a woman feels sexier on leaving a car park, than she did upon entering it :wink: . Than then sets up a psychological “trigger”, so that the term “dogging” becomes synonymous with a feeling of eroticism and elevated state of arousal. Its a simple "association" technique that most of today's sex tourists are oblivious to . Mrs Dirty is sat here looking like Nook of the fucking North right now, but if I were to shout the word “dogging” out, she’d be across the garden and over towards the car like a greyhound out of a trap! :shock: She might keep her Yeti boots on, but the rest of her kit would be strewn across the grass and hanging off the trees, even in these minus temperatures! :lol:
Typical terrain
The sacrificial alter amidst the cloisters of clitoral delight