hi to the forum

13 Sep 2005

:shock:
Just joined so latest 'newbie' looks an interesting place.
I am in the Sheffield area,done some swinging and enjoyed it,and after reading the dogging section it looked good fun.(well some of it!) so i thought i would give it a go.
Looking forward to getting to know some of you better in 'cyber'space and maybe more.
I work as a club doorman,and am ex para/special forces(but not full of myself!)
I suppose i had better brace myself now for stick from all those of you that have had bad experiences with doorman!!!.............................................. confused

13 Sep 2005

Welcome to the Dogging bit wave

My memories of doormen are all good, useful for leaning against on silly heels and hailing & pouring you into cabs biggrin

13 Sep 2005

HI
Have fun biggrin

Are you ex Hereford, or Poole?

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Devon1
HI
Have fun
Are you ex Hereford, or Poole?

Bit of both really, cool

did the all arms commando course,as well as my spell with the paras
Also attached to the special forces for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!) smile

|Photos are on my website link,but as someone pointed out recently they dont enlarge when double clicked!) redface

Actually come to think of it it was less dangerous than my current job,had my coat slashed to pieces Sunday night fighting,nearly didnt get back to ring the bell. wink

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Welcome to the Dogging bit
My memories of doormen are all good, useful for leaning against on silly heels and hailing & pouring you into cabs

Thanks for your nice welcome,i am still finding my way around the site,but i have seen and enjoyed some of your posts.
Look forward to hearing from you again.
Para cool

13 Sep 2005

Quote by para
HI
Have fun
Are you ex Hereford, or Poole?

Bit of both really, cool

did the all arms commando course,as well as my spell with the paras
Also attached to the SAS for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!) smile

|Photos are on my website link,but as someone pointed out recently they dont enlarge when double clicked!) redface

Actually come to think of it it was less dangerous than my current job,had my coat slashed to pieces Sunday night fighting,nearly didnt get back to ring the bell. wink

You didn't wear the sandy beret then? Attached as what?
Not sure its good form to talk about the 'boys' on an open forum! Lots of Walter mitty's out there.
Maybe we should chat more via PM

13 Sep 2005

hello

Just wanted to say........................... its so nice to see a man with a www site showing good honist pics and not just cock shots :thumbup:
All the best to you kiss

............. shame you live so far away sad

Debsxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Sep 2005

devon1
are you trying to trip the newbie para up ?

13 Sep 2005

Quote by SXBOY
devon1
are you trying to trip the newbie para up ?

Not trying to trip anyone up
But the chap has made some big claims, if what he says is true, he has my full respect, but a few pics etc, do not a SAS trooper make!
Just being a Para, is good enough in my book biggrin

Our forces do a great job, but unfortunately, a lot of people pretend to be things they are not.
If Para fancies PMing me, it would be great to chat further on these things :D

13 Sep 2005

Quote by para
Also attached to the SAS for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!)

Doesn't the OS Act prevent you from telling people that? :shock:

13 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Also attached to the SAS for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!)

Doesn't the OS Act prevents you from telling people that? :shock:
Exactly! biggrin

13 Sep 2005

Agree it is not something you talk about (SAS) was that the Saturday and Sunday club

13 Sep 2005

With all your expertise para you should be the dogger that no-one ever knows is there or are you left exposed when you get your bits out? Never put cam cream down there does it sting ?

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hello
Just wanted to say........................... its so nice to see a man with a www site showing good honist pics and not just cock shots :thumbup:
All the best to you ............. shame you live so far away
Debsxxxxxxxxxxx

Flipping heck!!!!! i expected a bit of stick for being a doorman,but i didnt expect the response to being ex-para!!!!!(got to admit though the photos not enlarging was a bit of a show up!)
at least i have got an excuse for having a little dick!!! :shock: wink

I am waiting for someone to bring out 'wonder underpants' you know working on the same principle as wonder bra's for women :wink: (just kidding!)
In response to an earlier question i was attached as a specialist signaller for three months,didnt get badged but to all other intents and purposes was part of the unit.
Wasnt unusal at that time in fact the commando unit i served with had a member of the Spec forces with them at all times.(1987)
After al the spec forces personnel writing books,etc the OSA seems a bit redundent(is there anything we dont know about the Spec forces/Para,s!!!!now?)
I know there are a lot of bullshitters out there and to be honest i see myself as much more than just ex army.I have a whole host of interests,so am not really looking to talk in depth about my time in the military.
however I am happy to answer any Q from the curious,via PM if it floats your boat! i just hope no one thinks i am a one trick pony!
hope this answers your Q and thanks for the response!!!
its been emotional.

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Devon1
devon1
are you trying to trip the newbie para up ?

Not trying to trip anyone up
But the chap has made some big claims, if what he says is true, he has my full respect, but a few pics etc, do not a SAS trooper make!
Just being a Para, is good enough in my book biggrin

Our forces do a great job, but unfortunately, a lot of people pretend to be things they are not.
If Para fancies PMing me, it would be great to chat further on these things :D
But the chap has made some big claims, if what he says is true, he has my full respect, but a few pics etc, do not a SAS trooper make!
I only said i was ex-para not that i had a 12" dick and could shag all night!!! wink

:wink:
I will take you ,and others up on your kind offer of Pm and we can have a laugh,hopefully become friends
Its been emotional

21 Sep 2005

Quote by joewilson
With all your expertise para you should be the dogger that no-one ever knows is there or are you left exposed when you get your bits out? Never put cam cream down there does it sting ?

mate i dont know you but allready i like you!!!! cool

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Devon1
HI
Have fun
Are you ex Hereford, or Poole?

Bit of both really, cool

did the all arms commando course,as well as my spell with the paras
Also attached to the spec forces for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!) smile

|Photos are on my website link,but as someone pointed out recently they dont enlarge when double clicked!) redface

Actually come to think of it it was less dangerous than my current job,had my coat slashed to pieces Sunday night fighting,nearly didnt get back to ring the bell. wink

You didn't wear the sandy beret then? Attached as what?
Not sure its good form to talk about the 'boys' on an open forum! Lots of Walter mitty's out there.
Maybe we should chat more via PM

21 Sep 2005

Have you got a stutter? lol

21 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Have you got a stutter?

ner ner now than ger ger granville,let me know if you see ner-ner-nurse Gladys Emmanual!!!! :lol: :lol:
No ime a man i am just incompetent!! rolleyes

22 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Have you got a stutter?

only when I see your avatar biggrin

23 Sep 2005

Markz, you old smoothie!
Para, nice Arkwright!! So have you built a lookout at your dogging sight yet? I'm expecting something impressive with netting and foliage and cooking facilities biggrin

23 Sep 2005

Quote by para
Have you got a stutter?

ner ner now than ger ger granville,let me know if you see ner-ner-nurse Gladys Emmanual!!!! :lol: :lol:
No ime a man i am just incompetent!! rolleyes

I've deleted all of those posts. just quoting without commenting is pointless, really.
Mal

23 Sep 2005

gordon brown has got away with it for years biggrin

23 Sep 2005

Quote by Serendipity
Also attached to the SAS for a while as a specialist.(i know they all say that,but hey we cant all be lying!!!)

Doesn't the OS Act prevent you from telling people that? :shock:
:small-print: Bad form OM :jagsatwork:
lol

:welcome: aboard m8, kick off the DB's, grab some scran, and a can of Harp .......... park the "Green Cortina" over there ............ oh and watch where u point that feckin thing.
:cheers: drinkies

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