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Good grief i must be completley insane..... I have another couple of fruitless evenings with temperatures that would be better suited to the artic... been out at thetford and would consider myself totaly mad if i hadnt left other dgers there in fog that was like pea soup lol still i am sure its all gonna be worth it next time i strike lucky Gonna head out again this evening any couple who like a bit of fun please feel free to PM me however I would sugest a few practice sessions in a fidge before venturing out...lol
ha, we spend all year telling the guys like yourself, "the true doggers endure the inclement conditions"..so, when push comes to shove, where will we be when you are in the forest tonight, shrouded in fog and freezing cold? yep, you guessed..watching "i'm a celebrity, get me out of here", whilst eating a large pie lol .fuck me, we're like those generals in the first world war, telling the troops to go over the top, telling them it'll be a walkover, whilst all the time they are sat in some french chateaux drinking brandy 25 miles behind the front lines.. rolleyes :lol: ah well, we'll be visiting some of the smaller carparks in the area over the weekend, at least you'll know somebody is out :lol:
That reminds me ! ive got to get the heater sorted out in my car this weekend smile
No fun sitting in a freezing car :)
My heater is on the blink also no luck last night but as they say keep trying......... so out again tonight i have to say at least with so few of us doggers about during the week its more like the old days just with out any one to watch....lol
Must admit, we're wimping out of the Dogging tonight and going to a nice, warm club instead. redface
We'll be back braving the elements next Friday though. biggrin
Scuse me, its too bloody cold to send a dog out there never mind going dogging ourselves, so we won't be going anywhere this weekend that hasn't got a temp above 20c thank you very much........................must get a web cam organised for these cold winter nights. lol
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Scuse me, its too bloody cold to send a dog out there never mind going dogging ourselves, so we won't be going anywhere this weekend that hasn't got a temp above 20c thank you very much........................must get a web cam organised for these cold winter nights. lol

With a name like yours I'd think you would be used to the cold!
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I am, any temp I'm fine to run around pulling a sled. But when was the last time you saw a Husky shagging at minus 5c? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I am, any temp I'm fine to run around pulling a sled. But when was the last time you saw a Husky shagging at minus 5c? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Know what you mean about Thetford - I was out there Sunday night, fog swirling through the trees like something out of a Hammer Horror - No-one about for miles arouind - no traffic noise (no traffic, everybody in some pub in front off a roaring log fire) when I heard movement coming my way through the trees - 'Oooh er' thinks I - some rural types creeping up on me with malice aforethought so I click down the lock and prepare to scarper when what looked like the entire deer population of the forest minces off down the tracks muttering 'Look at that wally' to each other! Ho-hum better luck next time....
JC
so the dear were'nt giving out either biggrin
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I am, any temp I'm fine to run around pulling a sled. But when was the last time you saw a Husky shagging at minus 5c? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

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when do they do it dunno
you might not see husky dogs in the forest by night, but you may hear them howling at the full moon..it'll make the hairs stand up on the back of your on the nights such as justcruzin described, when the trees are shrouded in fog and you share the woodland with the creatures of the night..its the place of the earth spirit, and the sound of the "hell beast" has sent many a city slicker doing a 90 mph lambeth walk outa there lol in truth, the forest is home for many huskys, for by day, they pull sleds along the fire trails, their passage fascilitated by wheels..until the snows arrive..in this area, sled racing is a competitive sport wink :lol:
in our earlier post, we suggested that this weekend, we'd be storming some of the little carparks so kindly brought to our attention via pm..in case some of the fellas took this as an oppertunity to stake those venues out, in anticipation of our "showing", unfortunately, this will not now be happening redface of course, we're not suggesting that our attendance at any carpark would be anything worth looking forwards too :lol: , but as some of the venues mentioned so seldomly play host to "showcouples", and even less frequented by playing couples, we feel it only polite to make our change of plan known :wink: we now hope to be out on friday instead..
Then, of course, there's the legend of Black Shuck.........
JC
ahh, black shuck..the hound of satan...umm, if i'm correct, black shuck was a mythical beast, conjured up by the smugglers of 18th century east anglia to conceal their illicit trade..the legend they portrayed, was anyone venturing onto the marshes and beaches on moonless nights would meet their fate at the claws and teeth of the devil's beast..most counties with a smuggling history had such a legend, but for the purposes of dogging, and as a detterent against the boy racers, i propose this.."headless harry" emerging through the fog, rattling down the track on his shopping bike, his flat cap sat upon his collar where once his head 'll spray him with luminous paint so the main beam brigade charge him up before we set him on his grizzly task..any fucker that spots "h from hell" will be covered with his ecto-plasm (copyright of ecto plasm reference in context of dogger jizm aknowledged to a previous poster) wink what do ya say harry? are you still with us son?
As long as he leaves a burning hand print on their car door as he lopes off into the night...
JC