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If you go down to the woods today........

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..... you're sure of a big suprise.......
Well, no suprises really, cos you all know what we get up to in woods, hehehehehehe
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We're off to a very quiet woods in the Chorley area today. If there are any bi guys in the area who are prepared to get off their lazy arses and take a walk into the woods, PM me for the location.... yes that means you have to get out of the car <SHOCK HORROR :shock: > . We're leaving in about an hour, so after about will be too late. Also you will have to know the location I'm on about cos it's too difficult to give you directions through trees :shock:
The walk is worth it, well, I always think so..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Off now, so all you Chorley folk have missed out.....
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic :shock:
Hehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hi blue smile did you manage to get your knicks picked oops sorry picnic then? lol
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hi blue smile did you manage to get your knicks picked oops sorry picnic then? lol

Not me picnicing, matey! :twisted:
maybe next time eh hope you didnt run in to any big bad bears in the woods.
lol
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maybe next time eh hope you didnt run in to any big bad bears in the woods.
lol

No bears go dogging any more, they got sick of the drive bys and clueless cruisers confused
maybe its the size of your chopper that scared them of. they might think your the woodcutter looking for your little red riding hood. may be you would look good in a red silk cape. :twisted:
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maybe its the size of your chopper that scared them of. they might think your the woodcutter looking for your little red riding hood. may be you would look good in a red silk cape. :twisted:

Nope. I have it from the bears themselves, that they do not bother with dogging any more due to the problems I have already outlined. They have become members of a well known swingers club instead and they report that they are having much more fun indoors.
god Blue, didnt you find it a little cool today, I know I did and there is only so much you can warm at one time after all
I have to admit that whem a certain lady and I arrived at Hardwick Hall today in my lil white Panda and disturbed a couple in the same car park ( I gave location and my car in case they are regulars here, sorry we didnt hang around but we had other things in mind smile ), I didnt realise just how cold it would get
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god Blue, didnt you find it a little cool today, I know I did and there is only so much you can warm at one time after all

Errr, no.... I was at work all day today with the central heating on confused :? :?
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