august 2003, my first visit to a dogging site..it was a solo visit, mrs dirty knew where i was going, but she couldn't imagine the tales i had heard being true..i recall parking up, then everything going black as i killed the lights..there were many cars in, and i could hear shuffling, sometimes running, footsteps everywhere..oh well, nothing ventured nothing gained..from my vantage point, now standing, i could make out dim torchlight behind some shrubs.."fuck, this is it"..i decided on a stealth approach, and took a long detour to arrive behind the scene, that way the trees wouldn't screen my view..half way around the meadow, i noticed my white trainers were glowing in the dark."shit, they'll spot me", i got down on all fours and crawled through the long grass..15 minutes later i had arrived within 20 feet of the assembly..now, what i didn't, indeed couldn't have known, was that the couple were more than approachable, as in fact it was a free for all "greedy girl" event..my desperate attempts at covert voyuerism had been twigged long ago, and in fact play had stopped whilst the gathering why there was a fat twat shuffling through the grass like a boa constictor? frankly, i must have looked a cunt...when i realised that my manouvers weren't exactly appropiate, i gathered my remaining dignity, and joined the throng, where things were about to get worst..i hadn't been watching for more than two minutes when a banshee like howl eminated from the current cocksman, he withdrew, then unleashed..splat, "fuck, i've been shot" were my first thoughts, as something ricochetted of my shoulder, perhaps i hadn't been welcome after all?.."did it get you mate" asked the marksman, "yeah, i wimpered, in the arm, he he", now dazzled by torchlight and deafened by laughter, i looked pathetic,"do you want to play, young man"?.that was it, the trauma i was now going through was too much, "was i gay, will i need councelling, what if the fucker had gone in my mouth, i was dizzy, the scene in front of me kept blacking out, the rustling of the grass echoed in my ears like distant waves...well it wasn't that dramatic, but it probably sounds better dont it?........anyway, to the point, first the girls,,if you aint swallowing or spitting, how, if at all, does one like to wear her semen? and lads, do you like shooting over the ole tits or jack n danny, stockings maybe?..given the oppertunity of course!!..the regulars will contribute no doubt, and always great to hear from the gang..but cmon guys, lets get some fresh faces into the fun..all you lurkers, 400 reads, four replies, cmon...its not location specific, not to much of a niche market is it?...dont have to say much, just type TITS, if thats your prefference, then leg it...i'm gonna try an poll this, make it easier
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Sex God
I'm finding it hard to vote cos you haven't got an "all over Satin" option.... I suppose I should go for "other". Vote sorted 
Casanova
In the final countdown, I ask the lady the question, then take aim, or get consumed acordingly.
Communication's a wonderful thing isn't it?
Communication's a wonderful thing isn't it?
Sex God
I just thought we all stood around in the pitch black chatting and freezing our arses off lol!!!
I've only been offered breasts and the ground so far, so have to say breasts win, especially the very nice large breasts of a local couple I cycle out to midweek.
Have fun all.
Harry Jones
I've only been offered breasts and the ground so far, so have to say breasts win, especially the very nice large breasts of a local couple I cycle out to midweek.
Have fun all.
Harry Jones
Sexlightened
if i dont swallow then i like to dribble it all over my 40e tits
Dirtydoggers! You had me laughing out loud, people in the office think I'm mad!
I'm glad to see you haven't been mentally scarred by the experience.
As for the poll, for me, it's always a question of asking the lady where she wants it.
I used to meet one lady quite regularly, and she always wanted to swallow.
It wouldn't be nice to assume that EVERY lady that played wanted it that way.
Communication is the key.
I'm glad to see you haven't been mentally scarred by the experience.
As for the poll, for me, it's always a question of asking the lady where she wants it.
I used to meet one lady quite regularly, and she always wanted to swallow.
It wouldn't be nice to assume that EVERY lady that played wanted it that way.
Communication is the key.
bloody hell singledogger, have you got a sprinkler system on the end of your's then!! :lol: :lol: ..or does it just thrash around like a hosepipe?....aint "cumming" weird though? just as you are about to, its like the most important thing in the world, as you are doing so, its like a spiritual connection with the universe, which may account for why we tend to shout "oh god-i'm coming"? :lol: ..then, when you've done the dirty deed, you just want to forget all about sex, well for 10 minutes anyway...as for harry "the rock", he should know better than pointing his cannon near women when loosing off, could end in serious even fatal injury..might account for the pot-holes at our local though, eh harry
:lol: :lol: ..or does it just thrash around like a hosepipe?....aint "cumming" weird though? just as you are about to, its like the most important thing in the world, as you are doing so, its like a spiritual connection with the universe, which may account for why we tend to shout "oh god-i'm coming"? :lol: ..then, when you've done the dirty deed, you just want to forget all about sex, well for 10 minutes anyway...as for harry "the rock", he should know better than pointing his cannon near women when loosing off, could end in serious even fatal injury..might account for the pot-holes at our local though, eh harry Casanova
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ive had to go with a tit shotthe best one has got to be halfway up her back n shoulders :sticky:
hahahaha yes yes im wiv you on that one mate, wots funnier is watching her trying to wipe it off after.
Listening to them swear that they will never come back to that car park again perhaps?
Warming the Bed
Well this is our first post as new members and what a great thread to reply to. lol. On my breasts please lads!!!!!
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Mark and Suexx
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Mark and Suexx
Sex God
Nice thought Mr D but sadly there are more pot-holes than I've had chances to fire. Anyway most of the potholes are by the entrance and I'd get run over stood there doing it.
I am inducting a new couple to the wonderful world of dogging this Friday so can go armed with an appropriate statistic from your poll to persuade her I should cum on her breasts.
Great to see you are still about Us2Herts
Regards
Harry Jones
I am inducting a new couple to the wonderful world of dogging this Friday so can go armed with an appropriate statistic from your poll to persuade her I should cum on her breasts.
Great to see you are still about Us2Herts
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Of course you can ask mate.
The answer is no it is much further south but that is all I'm saying, don't want a huge crowd turning up and spoiling my one on one training package.
I'll let you know how it goes. (I've seen pictures and she is worth travelling for!)
Regards
Harry Jones
The answer is no it is much further south but that is all I'm saying, don't want a huge crowd turning up and spoiling my one on one training package.
I'll let you know how it goes. (I've seen pictures and she is worth travelling for!)
Regards
Harry Jones
