my car has a forcefield around it when in Derbyshire.
It transmits energy beams which guide me into car parks to hear the words "omg matt...you should have been here earlier"...or " wow matt...last night was fabulous,where were you? " and from time to time it guides me to within yards of the car carrying the psychotic full beamer where meeting or dogging is an absolute no no.
Apparently the cure is simple.
My PM box needs to recieve messages that start "erotic rampant virginal shy couple with incredible bodies would like to meeet you tonight at....." or "first time and gagging..."
lesser mortals may apply
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