We have listened to all you guys talking about various couples and shows going on , but we reckon that if you we're all telling the truth there would be hundreds more dogging couples than ever before ( due to the publicity of the web and the celebrities involved) and that cant be true can it ?
If there were loads and loads of new couples involved then we would definately have seen them , and I tell you why . We have visited *numerous* sites all around our *surrounding area* and have waited *ages* and * ages* in empty carparks and there has been no action at all . Were on the point of giving up all together and trying *something else* as a * hobby* . Perhaps we are just *unlucky* or expect * too much* but we reckon dogging is dead .
KEY TO PHRASES
*numerous* = two or three ( not sure if the third one was a dogging site at all)
*surrounding area* = anywhere on the way home from work without a big detour.
*ages* = about an hour maximum , maybe two hours if you include several
trips to the nearest garage to get pies.
*something else* = one of the other ways to get a free shag ive read about on the web
*hobby* = any way to get a shag without putting my hand in my pocket or talk
to anyone.
*unlucky* = impatient
*too much* = the moon on a stick.
Peace
Hi Silk & Big G
We have only been going out as a dogging couple for just over a year now,we have noticed the change in that time being mainly single guys are not always happy to just "watch" and think that involvement is the norm.
Most of the activity we seem to find now is a girl on a table etc taking on all cummers,surely this is,nt what dogging is all about or did we misunderstand what we read.
Perhaps we are the only couple who see it this way,but i,me sure there will be a lot of posts to follow,most of which will disagree with us.
Depends on what you're looking for.
Me n Mrs Tees go out now and then but usually just end up locking ourselves in the car for a shag as theres always loads of single guys. That said I've been out on my own three times this week and got lucky twice with couples. One just to watch and the other for erm, shall we say full-on interaction!
Personally, I dont expect anything when I go out on my own. If I get to watch, its a bonus. If, like last night I happen to find a couple where the fem is up for more, I count myself as very lucky and treat the lady accordingly!
The media hype has increased the presence of males and boy racers, I suppose but it will die down again. Most of them think you can go to any old Car Park and see hundreds of swinging couples getting down and dirty with anything with two or more legs, including the picnic table. They'll get bored and give up sooner or later. Then we'll be back to quality, not quantity.
As for more couples dogging I can only speak from personal experience. As I said, its an occasional thing for me n Mrs Tees, largely due to work commitments. However, the meeting place I was at last night had four couples in attendance. One just wanted watchers but she was eye-candy so worth the watch, another were regulars, only there for regulars, the third were the couple I already mentioned and the fourth were just weird. They had their (grown up) daughter with them.
I have to agree with you all.
There is an awful lot of "bollocks" being talked which gives the impression that every car park is full of couples and even single women every night.
Trouble is, the guys that then go out and try for themselves get frustrated when they can't get their dicks licked inside five minutes of having parked up.
As well as guys just happy to watch, patience is definitely a thing of the past.
Kevvo (who is always happy just to watch, unless you really want me to join in!!)
If the scene is so busy, why all the requests on this site?
Ive sussed it ! For those on the thread who actually read it and had a giggle well done . For all the retst of you .......stop taking yourselves and your dogging so fecking seriously !!
Hi Silk and Big G
Very funny post. Well done.
Regards
Harry Jones
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Dammit, I've been gone for two or three weeks and in that time you lot have managed to kill dogging?
It can't be true, surely it would have been on the front page of the super soaraway! It's just a ploy by Big G to keep the rest of us out of his favourite car parks. He's such a fibber, just ask anyone who turned up at April Fool Park in xxxxxx to see him and Miss Silky - a total no show!
:twisted:
You are of course always welcome at any carpark we are in xx
Thankyou Lord for hijacks by the funny and relaxed real doggers :-)
it cant be dead - got told by a genuine guy that on friday nite at car park in the north west (a well known place) there where 8 couples on the car park at the same time. would be only time i could not be out. gutted i missed a meet and 8 couples on my fav car park.
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. It takes a while to understand dogging and how to go about it in the right way. The problem is now, that there are too many of the "Bimble around like a tit" types who are spoiling the whole scene for everyone 
. I personally am happy with a show, flash, bj, whatever! What a lot of single guys don't realise is that it is the cpl or female that dictates the pace at which things move. all to often you see single guys opening doors knocking on windows and generally making a pain in the arse of themselves!!! :shock: So I can understand why new couples are scrared away from continuing there dogging carers, but I assure you.........We arn't all bimbling tits!!!
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