Jon is ill, but I still want to Play!

13 Oct 2004

We were supposed to be going out dogging tonight but sadly now Jon has developed "man-flu" and has been in bed all day rolleyes

Any ideas or offers to help me out?? wink

Click on my www page link at bottom to see what sort of fun I like to have :twisted:
Tracy-Jayne

13 Oct 2004

Good luck TJ, but you'll have to use yer own car - or theirs ;)

14 Oct 2004

Oh dear, man flu is very very serious, and he'll take lots of nursing to get well. It can linger for weeks, and is made worse by 1) shopping, 2) decorating 3) lawn mowing and general gardening. I would advise total abstinence from these activities. A good cure is an endless supply of hot drinks served by a comely wench. It's odd about manflu, it usually raises the libido while in bed but makes you incapable of helping around the house.
Women don't get flu..apparently. They get a little sniffle.
If anyone needs me I shall be in my bunker. With the door barricaded.

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Greebo
Oh dear, man flu is very very serious, and he'll take lots of nursing to get well. It can linger for weeks, and is made worse by 1) shopping, 2) decorating 3) lawn mowing and general gardening. I would advise total abstinence from these activities.

FFS he doesn't DO any of those things anyway!! They are jobs that he regularly describes as "women's work" rolleyes

Quote by Greebo
Women don't get flu..apparently. They get a little sniffle.

Yeah so I got told a million times last week when I had flu :doh:
Never mind, the poor thing is going to go back to work tomorrow like the true martyr he is.
HE KNOWS IF HE DOESN'T, WE WON'T BE GOING DOGGING OVER THE WEEKEND!!
Don't want to drag the poor love out in the cold and dark when he's soooooo poorly rotflmao

Tracy-Jayne
ps. It'll take more than barricade to keep you safe if I get my hands on you!
:sparring:
Siding with Jon and encouraging him is worth a lot more than smackbottom

14 Oct 2004

hello,
I'm from southampton and would love to help you out, unfortunately I have another engagement tonight (oh bugger!)
Hope to see you in here again and perhaps we could sort something out, may be when Jon is feeling better. As a man I know man flu is a very serious illness

14 Oct 2004

tracy-jane.....
don't be mocking the man-flu!!!!!! biggrin

:D :D :D
it has been known to kill..... ooooh... it is serious,
in fact..if jon survives we should throw a party in his honour...!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxx
p.s but why am i still thinking you probably have hundreds of PM's........
have a good night hon..... you'll just spread the man-flu to everyone else.... wink

14 Oct 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
tracy-jane.....
don't be mocking the man-flu!!!!!! :D :D :D
it has been known to kill..... ooooh... it is serious,
in fact..if jon survives we should throw a party in his honour...!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxxxx

Not you as well! I thought at least some of you guys on here would be on my side :cry:
Well if you guys can band together, then I shall have to rally the girls to my cause . . . . wink

Tracy-Jayne

14 Oct 2004

I'm on your side, I have also suffered from the aftermath of the man flu (he sneezed twice last night).
Funny how the 'symptoms' disapear when it comes to weekend and 'they' want to go out for a bit of fun! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I'm on your side, I have also suffered from the aftermath of the man flu (he sneezed twice last night).
Funny how the 'symptoms' disapear when it comes to weekend and 'they' want to go out for a bit of fun! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Yes really strange that isn't it? lol

Just like when I started this thread last night. Within an hour he was as perky as a cricket and suggesting that we could still go out "if you're very disappointed"
Disappointed? More like he had suddenly reaslied what he would be missing if he stayed in his bed all night rolleyes

:lol:
Men! You gotta love 'em :kick:
Tracy-Jayne

14 Oct 2004

Is it safe to come out yet??

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Greebo
Is it safe to come out yet??

I have red hair and a temper to match it.
Be afraid! Be very afraid . . . . wink

Tracy-Jayne

14 Oct 2004

What's 'Man Flu'..? dunno

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
What's 'Man Flu'..?

That's what I said last night!!
Steve

14 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
What's 'Man Flu'..?

It's the same flu as we women get - only it's worse apparently rolleyes

We carry on, they take to their bed for a week at least, expecting us to fetch and carry hot lemon, sympathy and cold flannels for the headaches.
I'm sure you know what it is really. You're just siding with the guys wink

It won't do you any favours if TKH gets it. He'll have you running around like a loony after him lol

Tracy-Jayne

14 Oct 2004

Well they must catch it from their female partners cos I don't get it. lol

Steve

14 Oct 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Well they must catch it from their female partners cos I don't get it.
Steve

That's cos you ain't got a partner to run around you, so no point having it in the first place rotflmao

Tracy-Jayne

14 Oct 2004

Ah.... now I see! biggrin

I've solved that one by being ill a lot myself... wink

Terry's had one cold since we've been together. I emailed him a JPEG of a mug of chicken soup and he was okay the next day....
A previous partner did manage to be off sick for three months with 'stress'... The Doc measured my blood pressure and it was higher then his, let alone my partner's! I didn't get time off of cooking, cleaning and nappy changing, though... evil

15 Oct 2004

I absolutely confirm the efficacy of a jpeg mug of chicken soup - ah! the joy.
(Well, some enjoy cybersex, so what's wrong with cybercossetting)
If it doesn't work on him tj, tell him you're off out with a brace of hunky firemen for the evening. That she get him up and about again - for one reason or another.
best to you and hope he is fit for duty soon
tkh

16 Oct 2004

Man flu im reliably informed, is nothing more than a cold greatly exagerated by men who apparently dont cope with illness as well as women .
Unless of course the illness involved is a completely unspecified , unidentifiable and frankly imagined feeling of 'ickyness' 'tired' or 'a bit funny' which is a malady suffered by % of the female population at least once a fortnight . Much like many difficult to cure problems it seems genetically this particular illness is gender specific and men dont really suffer from it .
Expert opinion suggests that the best treatment for it is to not speak as everything you say will exaserbate the symptoms , and do everything you are asked (no matter how silly it seems to mow the lawn in the thunder and lightening) without question as disobedience causes the 'ickyness' to flare up badly .
Scientists have thus far been unable to isolate the cause of the illness , but have established it is not as easily definable or cured as Man Flu which merely requires a large dose of sympathy and a reduction in piss taking levels .
Dr G Md and at the bar

16 Oct 2004

Pleased to announce that a miraculous recovery has been made, albeit on a temporary basis rolleyes

After being told "No Dogging" for the duration of the illness, I was informed he was feeling much better and that he thought to go out last night would be beneficial - fresh air, change of scene etc.
So we went out, had a blast

and a

and came home again.
However, on waking up to the alarm clock this morning, I was informed the cold and damp from going out last night had got to his chest and that he should spend another day at home being tended evil

Now how I wonder did I just *KNOW* this would happen? :roll: rotflmao

Maybe I should spend all day in bed with him too? After all I'm sure the extra warmth generated would help his recovery :hump:
Tracy-Jayne

16 Oct 2004

praise god it was a miracle!!!!! biggrin

:D :D :D
never doubt the power of the lord.. or the prospect of a good seeing to..... lol

:lol: :lol:
sean xxxxxxxxxxxx
i am going to have to make a roadie south sometime...

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Heather
Terry's had one cold since we've been together. I emailed him a JPEG of a mug of chicken soup and he was okay the next day....

Ahhh! if it was cured on-line it must have been a virus !! :shock: confused

:? :?

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ahhh! if it was cured on-line it must have been a virus !! :shock: :? :?

:doh:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
T-J

16 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Terry's had one cold since we've been together. I emailed him a JPEG of a mug of chicken soup and he was okay the next day....

Ahhh! if it was cured on-line it must have been a virus !! :shock: confused

:? :?

that was good... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
do you do three shows nightly... 8...... ..... and !!!! biggrin

:D :D

16 Oct 2004

A funny thing happened to them on the way to the forum !