I'm currently really into masturbating whilst driving. It's not the fear of getting caught but the knowledge that people haven't a clue what your doing. Does anybody else do this?
Would love to hear your thoughts. understand this is not dogging but this was the best place to post!!
Perhaps you could talk halfords in to stocking inflatable 'fun bags' to mount on the steering wheel? Maybe a bit of a giveaway though.
Hi there, I have done the same in the past its quite a thrill, do be warned though the new generation of digital traffic cameras including the mobile tax recognition ones can pick up quite a lot of detail, three points on your licence for speeding is one thing but a court appearance for driving with lack of due care and attention is another matter all together.
Keep it to the quiet back roads and enjoy!!!
Tip : try it with a glove on (easy to catch any spill-turn inside out and all is safe till home) saves a sticky steering wheel/gear lever.
Try wanking while riding a push bike. That is a real art :thumbup:
Never tought about the speed camera's!!!
You don't tend to drive too fast with one hand on the wheel tho!
An Ex made me wear a short skirt and no knickers driving from Stratford to Croydon.
He made sure he 'delved in' and hit my G spot at every set of traffic lights we stopped at. Had my skirt up round my waist ....... the lorry drivers and bus passengers could have had a right eyeful, but i bet no-one noticed.
Seat was soaking tho .... LOVED IT :twisted:
I drove my soft top car (hood down) and topless over Salisbury Plain. It wasn't the cameras that startled me, more the lorry full of soldiers in an army truck approaching from the opposite direction! Dogging on the hoof perhaps
bet that made their day brighter :P
Harry Jones PS I ONLY WEAR THE LYCRA FOR CYCLING TO PEDAL FASTER AND BECAUSE ITS COMFORTABLE - I AM VERY STRAIGHT
you seem to be trying to push the point a bit hard there harry who are you trying to convince us or yourself lol
I was having horror visions of getting hundreds of unwanted pms from blokes who jumped to the very wrong conclusion.
For the record I have only worn my lycra once in the last year :!:
Arghh I'm getting paranoid again :cry:
Infact,
Out of interest, what percentage of people do you think would be offended if they did see you wanking in a car.
What % would be turned on?
Good question ! someone shopped in the M25 flasher ! and she was just pleasing us lorry drivers !
Silky will believe me now . I told her the roads are full of wankers.
Very good!, Big G
Women drivers eh? I wish!
Great website guys!
Which one of you is the web designer!!!
Check my pics out and let me know what you think. Just done the outdoor ones about an hour ago.
quote="aprilia250"]bet that made their day brighter :P
Well they were smiling and waving so maybe they were having a bright day anyway *coughs*!