Meeting your area manager dogging

5 Oct 2005

Hi all
I must have been bored in our meeting this afternoon with our area manager present only she being my sort of woman, I wondered if I was out dogging, saw a couple, went up to chat and play and discovered it was her should I
a) make up a really crap excuse and depart which would look really odd
b) say hello gorgeous and get stuck in, then have a quiet word back at work saying you were really great, I'm sure we can keep this between ourselves
c) just run
This isn't ever going to happen and helps that in this regard I fancy her.
Just a thought.
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Oct 2005

or
b) followed by d) using the knowledge to sleep your way to the top? :twisted:
lol

5 Oct 2005

Or take pics and blackmail her into giving you a pay rise lol

:wink: :wink:

5 Oct 2005

I couldn't I'm just too nice a bloke to do either of those. Anyway I am always asleep at work from being up all night on here, so not due promotion or pay rise (gonna get sacked if anything at this rate).
Regards
Harry Jones

5 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
Anyway I am always asleep at work from being up all night on here, so not due promotion or pay rise (gonna get sacked if anything at this rate).
Regards
Harry Jones

Which is exactly why you must seize any opportunity for undeserved reward and exploit it to the fullest Harry lol

5 Oct 2005

you would have to do what you think is best harry....yes blackmail her..lol

5 Oct 2005

Quote by reddog
you would have to do what you think is best harry....yes blackmail her..lol

What I think is best, errmmm I know finally getting around to going to meet Serendipity that is what I think is best. wink

6 Oct 2005

what would happen if you went dogging and 'met' someone you knew at work? Oh my good god I would be mortified. mad

6 Oct 2005

you'd definatley spit your mouthful out lmao

6 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
you would have to do what you think is best harry....yes blackmail her..lol

What I think is best, errmmm I know finally getting around to going to meet Serendipity that is what I think is best. wink

Oooh yes, then we could both blackmail her and live in opulent debauchery for years!! :bounce:
miss - same as if you met someone at a swinging club, you'd both know why you were there and both keep quiet, hopefully!!

6 Oct 2005

i reckon nothing would come of it but maybe something could rise for the occsion wink

6 Oct 2005

Quote by Serendipity
or
b) followed by d) using the knowledge to sleep your way to the top? :twisted:

Got any vacancies Serendipity ? I love your motivational methods biggrin

6 Oct 2005

ahh, you let me down harry, for a moment there, i thought you'd really been caught with your pants down redface

dunno if we ever told you this story, but it kinda ties in with you're imagined scenario.
we were out with "doggingtwo", tucked in the trees at about 3:00 am taking some raunchy pics with "the master"..the flashgun obviously caught the attention of a passing dogger, who proceeded to manouvre amongst the scots pines and park close by..it was very dark, and therefore quite impossible to distiquish any facial features on the approaching stranger..a few moments into the ensuing conversation, the guy suggested mrs dirty approach his vehicle and persuad his lady friend to join our group, this was a surprise to all, due to his heavilly tinted windows it was all but impossible to see within, we had wrongly assumed he was alone.
mrs d and myself tapped on the passenger window, which very quickly came down.."hello darling" came the enthusiastic greeting from within, "come and join us" i suggested", at which, she clambered out of the car whilst thrusting an open packet of ciggies toward us, "smoke"? she she asked questionly, "thanks, but not for us"
after the initial banter, and dogging anecdotes had died down, the amiable jovality was slowly replaced by an uneasy silence.."doggingtwo" and ourselves are exhibitionists, whilst "the master's" godfather of carnal lust status does allow him some interaction, it had become increasingly apparant that the guest couple now in our midst were of the assumption they had stumbled upon an orgy. their "game" was way beyond our level, that had become clear, but they were struggling with the concept of couples being out at such an hour, and then, only to "show"
to salvage something from the night without relenting to a full anal fisting sexathon, i suggested a photo session, which, surprisingly, was met with enthusiasm from the soon, all three women were sat upon my tailgate in various stages of undress, giggling, sometimes hysterically, as i did my best to direct the action..it was fun, and everyone departed happy..
several days later, "the master" arrived with an envelope full of prints..as utterly unbelievable as it might sound, i swear, it wasn't until that moment, i realised that i knew the couple we shared that evening with..ok, so not particularly well, but certainly enough to instantly recognize them in a non dogging envoironment..it wasn't long before they too realised who their photographer had been..now, we wave enthusiastically when we pass, but the night has never been mentioned, and the photographs have been destroyed..its quite nice really, like our naughty secret, no embarrasment whatsoever..

6 Oct 2005

Quote by dirtydoggers
ahh, you let me down harry, for a moment there, i thought you'd really been caught with your pants down

I wish I never even get the chance to drop my pants these days. Was at a dogging site several times between 7pm and 1140pm last Friday and nowt.

6 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
I ..... Anyway I am always asleep at work from being up all night on here).
Harry Jones

Please tell me you aren't a bus driver Harry !!! :shock:

6 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
I ..... Anyway I am always asleep at work from being up all night on here).
Harry Jones

Please tell me you aren't a bus driver Harry !!! :shock:
Have no fear postie, with my proneness to fall asleep I would never dare get a driving job.

6 Oct 2005

hi there

7 Oct 2005

Quote by HarryJones
ahh, you let me down harry, for a moment there, i thought you'd really been caught with your pants down

I wish I never even get the chance to drop my pants these days. Was at a dogging site several times between 7pm and 1140pm last Friday and nowt.
Hi Harry hun remember meeeeeeee blast

:blast: :blast:

7 Oct 2005

Quote by niceguysdoexist
or
b) followed by d) using the knowledge to sleep your way to the top? :twisted:

Got any vacancies Serendipity ? I love your motivational methods biggrin

I'm sure I could find a position for you NGDE!! :rascal: wink

7 Oct 2005

If this is the Serendipity Fan Club...can I join confused

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Whats the membership fee :?: wink

7 Oct 2005

Quote by blondie37141
ahh, you let me down harry, for a moment there, i thought you'd really been caught with your pants down

I wish I never even get the chance to drop my pants these days. Was at a dogging site several times between 7pm and 1140pm last Friday and nowt.
Hi Harry hun remember meeeeeeee blast

:blast: :blast:
Could I ever forget such a lovely friendly beautiful woman such as you Jane? But five weeks and five days ago doesn't count as these days. I hope you are keeping well.
Regards
Harry Jones