If it was my counties-mounties the tea would be dosed with ex-lax and arsenic, and then they'd arrest you for fouling the footpath and outraging public indecency.
That's Surrey.
In Beds they post notices warning of "criminal activity".
Then threaten you with asbos'.
Then verbally insult you.
Then get you out of the car and search it....then call another unit and breathalyse you.
They "patrol" the woods at 0130z (just after midnight to others) looking for "antisocial behaviour"....
They send letters to the place your car is registered as being kept, stating that it was seen at a local sex hot spot and asking why....
No tea though.....