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if stans around
please get in touch mate
great to see you are one of us
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Guess all the gals will be at Ansons Bank t'nite then ?
I would like to think so as I am available tonight but I think it might be a bit too risky.I bet there will be a lot of boyracers there as well as new curious people & perhaps the odd dozen journalists.
has anyone the claim to fame of being watched by stan?
Only harrassed by him, how were we to know it was him!
dogging has now been taken over by celebs!!! lol
We cant have anything to ourselves any more biggrin
Nahh..
Didn't you know, loads of celebs go dogging...
You outa get down south...
The high-days of wisley you could find half the cast of some soaps out-and-about at weekends...
And a rather prom young singer, before he ended-up in a usa bog.
That's if this whole thing is genuine.... Personally, I think our Stan is pulling ALL out collective chains. wink
Now that everyone is pissed of with Reality T.V.... what's the next best thing? Celebrity confessions. And what better to confess to than the current tabloid obsession?
Spend half an hour reading this board and you'd have all the expertise you needed to confess to being a Dogger.
Hxx
Well, maybe you're right.
Does that include photos' in a car park at night ?
like teen cpl said he has pesterd us as well but over sandwell the daft lad even had a persanle plate on his motor , not the range rover !!!!!
Jomu
I didn't see all the Sun piccies as I work hard for my pennies and I've got better things to spend them on. However, I did see the one on the front page.
Yes.... Car park at night. Battered Fiesta. Door opened and Stan, with his back to photographer, stands inside the open door. Flash photograph - well focused and framed.
A) Given he knows who he is, and that if this is a genuine thing with him it'll cause massive press interest, would he really be so foolish as to stand inside an OPEN CAR DOOR?
B) Even with a zoom lens, the photographer had to take time to frame the shot and that would mean making a noise.
C) Given who he is, would he really stand with his back to a noise approaching from the rear?
You make your own mind up - I already have. wink
Hxx
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Jomu
I didn't see all the Sun piccies as I work hard for my pennies and I've got better things to spend them on. However, I did see the one on the front page.
Yes.... Car park at night. Battered Fiesta. Door opened and Stan, with his back to photographer, stands inside the open door. Flash photograph - well focused and framed.
A) Given he knows who he is, and that if this is a genuine thing with him it'll cause massive press interest, would he really be so foolish as to stand inside an OPEN CAR DOOR?
B) Even with a zoom lens, the photographer had to take time to frame the shot and that would mean making a noise.
C) Given who he is, would he really stand with his back to a noise approaching from the rear?
You make your own mind up - I already have. wink
Hxx

Its a tough one Heather. I can see your reasoning and in many ways, I agree with it. On the other hand, what lengths would he go through to get a bit of publicity and hurt his wife in the process?
Its an odd one and perhaps none of us will ever find out the truth, but hey, it does make for interesting reading, dont it? lol
Silky xxx
It doesn't make interesting reading when the powers that be at Freeserve panic and delete my web site just cos it has refernces to dogging mad . OK, I know some of the pics are rude, but they've had no problems with them for the last year confused
Hey Heather, what's wrong with battered Fiestas? wink You're right though - people tend to get very nervous when people start flashing cams in cark parks, just a quick message to all the poeple I've scared off in the past with my cam:
Soz guys, I wasn't press, I was a genuine perv and you missed it! :twisted: rolleyes
Sorry to see your website gone, Blue, really wish I had saved the pics locally now.
Silkies... rest in peace, you will be missed... and hopefully there will be a resurrection. I'm sure Mark would love to host your pics here on your own page, like Fred and Wilma's one? smile
There is a lot of panic over this "new craze" it seems. rolleyes
Well as they say there is good publicity and there's bad publicity. Unfortunately on this occasion I can only see bad publicity for all affected parties.
Stan Collymore has rarely courted a good days publicity. From beating up the lovely Ulrika to failing to honour his committments(allegedly) at footbal clubs he has earnt himself a reputation for less than honourable conduct. The last thing he (or we) would want is for him to be associated with what most of the(myopic) public would see as an unsavoury and licentious has been rebuilding his career in TV and Radio commentary...I wonder how secure his future will be BBC will not look kindly on areas where their already tarnished reputation could be further misaligned.
Now doubt there will now be renewed efforts by the the authorities to stamp out the outdoor fun as they have crime totaly under control now and can spare the resource to sweep the sites.
I am never going to lose my dogging virginity am I. I think I'll take up Bonsai instead.
What possible motivation would the man have for wanting to promote himself as a dogger!? Dont you think the tabloid publicity conspiracy theory here has gotten a little out of hand. It isnt as if Stan couldnt raise some publicity without that kind of family grief and upheaval . Hes a dogging addict , and im sure many of the members here who have spent an entire evening sitting in a freezing cold car waiting for nowt will relate to that , even if they wont admit it .
If it was Jordan , or some minor out of work soap celebrity maybe id agree , but this fella isnt short of a bob , and logically his future career whatever it may be certainly wont be in any form of investigative journalism . If it was fake then what would he have to gain apart from less publicity than he gets from just back handing a mouthy Swede !
Its a fact that most dogging involves 10% sex and 90% standing around embroidering long convoluted stories , and paranoid persecution complexes . We all know the press interest has been high last couple of years , but in a way thats a good thing , without advertising there wouldnt be the hundreds of new couples involved and without them it wouldnt be much fun at all .
Anyway it is fun reading about it in the papers , right :-) xxx
Love Light and Peace
Big G lol
Andy - yes Mark has kindly offered some space on SH for my pics, so not all is lost forever :twisted:
please pardon my ignorance, but who/what is Silkies and should I be worried????
Silky
xxx
Sorry Silky - nothing to do with you wink ... Silkies was the name of my web site, before Freeserve decided to delete it... no-one was really murdered! :shock:
Damn shame about the site Blue..... how sad are Freeserve ? But I somhow think you will continue to comeout fighting Bluexxx
I constantyly wet myself seeing some of tyour wonderful retorts to some fo the idiots< especially when they try and have a go at you... I just sit back and wait for the traising off of said idiot tail between his legs...
Woof Woof is wonderful
Keep up the good work!!
Gmanxxx
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Sorry Silky - nothing to do with you wink ... Silkies was the name of my web site, before Freeserve decided to delete it... no-one was really murdered! :shock:

Oh thank god!! (I mean about me, that is) and am terribly sorry to hear about your site. As one web mistress to another, Its tough to see all your hard work go because some plonker woke up on the wrong side of the bed and found the littlest of things offensive. If you ever plan to design your site again, why not drop us an email and we can tell you of some hosts. There's fees mind you, but its an all inclusive.
Silky xxx
No, ain't a fiesta in sight.
Range rover and another motor that looks like a volks , "T" reg.
Doors shut.
Stan leaning on the passenger side.
Car lights from the back and on the left side.
Photo with a normal cam with quite a fast emulsion methinks.
Taken with available light and no flash (reflective plates...but no whiteout)
My image intensifier sees quite well with side lights up to about 100 metres...I have to use the pulsed i/r leds with no sides !!
Plus, you can film quite happily in mono with a sony nightshot and a half decent i/r source.
Not really a problem, at up to about 100 metres the nightshot is fine with a standard filtered torch, the intensifier uses a 5mw i/r laser for perfect vision in total black.
It's all down to the technology....if you want to be covert then flash ain't flash....face it Heather, as far as the press are concerned if they want to photo you and not be seen, they can afford the gear.
Well Jomu.... you saw the rest of the pics and I didn't. All I've got to go on is the one on the front page of the Sun.... which looked well dodgy to me.
Whether or not Stand was one of us - and I hope he wasn't as we could well do without a drunken wife beater as our celebrity figure head - I guess all we can do is speculate.
thank you... and lets be careful out there.... and if you DO happen to knock over a journalist in your car park travels, don't forget to reverse over them, will ya? wink
I see the BBC suddenly don't forsee any need for Stans services in a sporting commentary role in the near future . Wow I never saw that one coming ....and whats more neither did Stan!
Oh really he must have done mustnt he ?
Still I am sure his Bank manager is right behind him .
Bets on whos going to get the exclusive interview ...my life at the dogs ?
Just for you Heather, in case you ain't already seen the inside bits (of the sun)
And dear-dreary is there in full un-informed rant and cant....full house !
Gonna copy and paste it as an email and let her read it again...
so i presume that stan was stitched up by a genuine dogging couple, as it was worded as a sting so they were setting him up, how did they know it was him? someone must have told them, i thought genuine doggers believe in confidentiality, or does that go out the window if your a well known face? probably im paranoid