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We have the photos (phoar!!!) Now I'm going to leave them until G gets home and he can help the DD's wink
Silky xxx
Week ,,i will make use of my 1000 th post and say,,
thank you for enlightening me on the mrs dirty ass issue
i now fully understand this
hey serendipity, that photo reminds me of the time i was in tunisia..i hired one of those asses, tied it up outside the souks, and only got it stolen..on reporting it to the police, they enquired as to wether it was male or female..when i replied female, they asked how i could be so sure..my reply was, "when i was riding it down tunisia high street, all the locals were shouting, "look at the cunt on that donkey"... lol
wish i'd sent a photo to silky and g of mrs dirty's "black thunder" flange destroyer..that overturned cart scenario might be closer to the truth than you imagined :lol:
We are speechless at not only the quality of ass in the pictures of Mrs Dirty , not to mention the rest of her figure . Marvellous ! I cant even bring myself to do the obvious " what does she see in him ?" jokes . respect Mrs D xx
Silky and G
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"when i was riding it down tunisia high street, all the locals were shouting, "look at the cunt on that donkey"... lol

redface :grin:
Wow, Mrs DD is certainly looking fabul-arse!! But the pic of her from the front is quite a showstopper too! :rascal:
thanks for getting the pics up for us mr g wink couldn't have done it without shoot was fun, and has inspired us to go for it again soon..must get myself some gagetry to enable me to get them online unaided..
hmmm, thread was going well untill the photos arrived lol but mrs dirty thanks silky, g and serendipity for their nice comments cool
we might try to get a website going, so we can do some real rudies :wink:
as for why mrs dirty adopted me, well, not really sure :cry: howether, i was getting undressed in front of the window last week, and she asked me to draw the curtains in case the neighbours thought she'd married me for my money confused :shock:
Serendipity
I can indeed confirm that Mrs D does look fabulous.
You will have to come over and join us all in the forest one evening to see for yourself.
Regards
Harry Jones
mrs dirty thanks you for the compliment harry wink
mrs d is one of those fitness fanatics, whereas my idea of honing my body is down one two up one two, then the other sock...only this morning i said to her, "you've got those workboots on the wrong feet" she replied "i know, they should be on your fuckers" so you can see what i have to put up with mate :cry:
Well I see Mrs D has two lovely asses ....
The one in the pic ...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And the one she's married to wink
Actually Mr D you rarely fail to bring a smile to my face ...keep it up (come to think of it that comment applies to Mrs D too redface surprisedops: )
thanx for that niceguysdo wink unfortunately mrs dirty wanted the prick of a donkey, not the brains, she only got the latter...glad to hear the dirty wit strikes a chord, and indeed our dogging nights are often seen as evenings of comedy and cunt..more often than not though, the guys ask me to shut up so that mrs dirty can start the comedy routine :cry: :cry:
Don't really know if we are allowed to comment confused but yes we have to agree that is one fine ass. lol
of course you can comment, and thanks for doing so..although i have to say, thats the last time silk and g talk me into going out in drag wink lol
we'll be doing some more pics soon..hopefully the results will be a little less "samey" although it was done for the purposes of fullfilling our "breif"..
having now done so, there remains the question of the little return of favour, eh lads? :wink: so, if we can pool our thoughts, and come up with the bits of silky's anatomy we would most like depicted as an avetar, we can present our wish list to the big guy :lol: :wink:
There's that SOH we have been reading so much about.
Do you wax? lol Mr Dirty
Must admit that whoever it is in the pics your a bit of a CRACKER wink
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of course you can comment, and thanks for doing so..although i have to say, thats the last time silk and g talk me into going out in drag wink lol
we'll be doing some more pics soon..hopefully the results will be a little less "samey" although it was done for the purposes of fullfilling our "breif"..
having now done so, there remains the question of the little return of favour, eh lads? :wink: so, if we can pool our thoughts, and come up with the bits of silky's anatomy we would most like depicted as an avetar, we can present our wish list to the big guy :lol: :wink:

bolt :wink:
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of course you can comment, and thanks for doing so..although i have to say, thats the last time silk and g talk me into going out in drag wink lol
we'll be doing some more pics soon..hopefully the results will be a little less "samey" although it was done for the purposes of fullfilling our "breif"..
having now done so, there remains the question of the little return of favour, eh lads? :wink: so, if we can pool our thoughts, and come up with the bits of silky's anatomy we would most like depicted as an avetar, we can present our wish list to the big guy :lol: :wink:

Judging from a recent avatar I think Silk's derriere could also warrant closer inspection :moon:
That does it I can resist no longer I MUST go dogging in Oxons very soon.
That is a simply splendid picture biggrin
In fact I'm so turned on I will still have this bulge when I go dogging this evening.
Cheers
Harry Jones
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rotflmao

well worth quoting right back at ya !!!! biggrin :D :D
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Good grief, there are some amazing bums on this site (and I don't mean Mr Dirty)

Arent there just???
Lucky for us, we got to view Mrs Dirty's photos up close and personal.
I think that warrents a 'ner ner ner ner ner!!'
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Good grief, there are some amazing bums on this site (and I don't mean Mr Dirty)

Mrs NWC wanders off to her little corner and sulks! lol
Fantastic photos by the way Mrs D and Silk.
Lucky for us, we got to view Mrs Dirty's photos up close and personal.
I think that warrents a 'ner ner ner ner ner!!'

I have seen Mrs Dirty up close and personal in real life so what does that warrant confused: lol
Regards
Harry Jones
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Mrs NWC wanders off to her little corner and sulks! lol

Awwww, but no need to sulk Mrs Naughty, I've seen those booby pics....they warrant a good old drool too wink :twisted:

I an an arse man !!! and that is a nice one
Aww thanks Serendipity but there is some very stiff competition around here!
Just imagine, the perfect lady dogger, Mrs Dirty's bum, Silkies boobs and your (Serendipity) legs and feet. Combine all those with my shyness!!! (ok, ok, no need to laugh, forget the shyness bit, but I couldn't think of any other bits worth adding, we already got the perfect woman detailed above).
The perfect male dogger - Mr Dirty's sense of humour; Big G's face and body (soz silk, but he is rather tasty); Harry Jones' "other" bits (so I have heard); Jomu's knowledge and skill in finding the right places to visit; BeepBeep's kinky lust for the odd tree every now and then (add's a bit of exitment) and not forgetting Single Dogger's charm and wit! give me this man's address lol
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I an an arse man !!! and that is a nice one

Could not agree more with you SXBOY, certainly makes the rest of us feel totally inadequate!
Its all very lovely be complimented this way Mrs Wigan redface , and I assure you that my pictures are chosen very carefully ( thats why theres loads of Silky and only a few of me lol) - but we have seen early avatars (which have sadly disappeared :cry: ) and you look to have many of qualities youre listing for others - thats not even mentioning the fact that youre great friendly folks with a great attitude to it all ! I think all those listed above would join me in saying that if this perfect dogging couple did exist they would be like all the reat of us and relish the thought of bumping into the Wigan's while they were out !
( incidentally Silky does have marvellous tits , but if we only want parts from teh neck down it would be her on-for-ever legs id stitch onto the perfect woman )
G
xxxx
awww wigan, don't talk daft babes, i've seen your website, and also recall your early avetars..very appealing..like mr g said, i too often imagine "cumming across you"wink god that was one pathetic inuendo, but i'll keep it in as a self imposed shaming exercise.. redface surprisedops:
mrs d's bottom is ok, but she would like bigger tits..as an alternative to painfull surgery, i suggested she rub her cleavage with andrex toilet paper..when she questioned whether the technique would make her boobs bigger, i said "well it worked on yer fucking arse"
as for silky's photo assignment, i suggest this..silky emerging from the waters of studland bay adorned in a white, soaking wet t-shirt. a real nipple revealer..oh yes, yes. :twisted: :twisted: .in fact, i can send you a t-shirt with the words "mr dirty is a sex god" emblazoned across the front, maybe confused: thought not :oops: :cry:
Send us the shirt mate and we will absolutely do it !! Studlands is one that may take a week or two though as its a way off and a special summer treat . Ill try and dig you out some suitable "nearly" what you asked for pictures while youre getting the shirt printed .
G
watch this space