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MY DICK IS HARD WAITING TO FUCK UR PUSSY 2NITE NEAR HEATHROW

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Forum Virgin
MY DICK IS HARD WAITING TO FUCK UR PUSSY 2NITE NEAR HEATHROW EMAIL ME NOW TO MEET 2NITE
Orgasminator
Quote by shakman83
MY DICK IS HARD WAITING TO FUCK UR PUSSY 2NITE NEAR HEATHROW EMAIL ME NOW TO MEET 2NITE

Who are you talking to and why are you shouting. dunno
Sex God
Quote by shakman83
MY DICK IS HARD WAITING TO FUCK UR PUSSY 2NITE NEAR HEATHROW EMAIL ME NOW TO MEET 2NITE

Sorry mate. You're right out of luck. My pussy is n where near Heathrow . . .
he's curled up asleep on the foot of my bed cool
Tracy-Jayne
Forum Virgin
Sorry ladies i didnt mean to shout im new to all this didnt realise using capitals was shouting!!!
i didn't think you could better your last avetar shad, you did wink cmon shakman, you are probably getting carried away son, what with no paper round in the morning and all, but look, tracy-jayne and shad jumping on you is the best result you're gonna get with wank crap shite like that.. :!:
I haven't got a pussy, and surely if I did have one what you propose would be cruelty to animals? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Shame on yer smackbottom :smackbottom:
bolt
Warming the Bed
2 threads saying the same thing in a few minutes! redface Has the brander come around with that glowing red stick saying "School boy" yet? Your time will come, just kepp friendly with your hand in the mean time! lol
Sex God
Quote by shakman83
Sorry ladies i didnt mean to shout im new to all this didnt realise using capitals was shouting!!!

Couple of bits of advice, hun.
1............don't shout............we're not deaf!
2............try a little more subtle approach.
3............understand that most of us have been doing this for a long time, we've seen and heard it all before, and generally youngsters turn out to be all talk and no show, so forgive us for being a bit sceptical!
Sexlightened
Lissa
did you set the alarm clock extra early just so you could set the record for number of consecutive last postings at the top of the board ?
friday sounded good cool
Sex God
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Lissa
did you set the alarm clock extra early just so you could set the record for number of consecutive last postings at the top of the board ?
friday sounded good cool

LOL.
Nah, up early cos we're off out on the bike today and I always get excited and can't sleep....................lol.
And yes................Friday was great!
Sexlightened
Quote by Lissa
Nah, up early cos we're off out on the bike today

I'm out on my bike today as well, but it ain't quite up to your standards, still got toe clips and "a saddle like a razor blade" biggrin
Quote by shakman83
Sorry ladies i didnt mean to shout im new to all this didnt realise using capitals was shouting!!!

Like hell you did'nt !! I think you have been around the "net" long enough to know that capitals is classed as shouting.
You were shouting cos you are hard up and with that attitude no female wants to talk to you.
phredd
Orgasminator
Quote by dirtydoggers
i didn't think you could better your last avetar shad, you did wink cmon shakman, you are probably getting carried away son, what with no paper round in the morning and all, but look, tracy-jayne and shad jumping on you is the best result you're gonna get with wank crap shite like that.. :!:

Cheers Dirty we aim to please and more will follow when we can work out how to animate our own photos, hope things are well with you both. :wink:
Orgasminator
Quote by Hurtful Todger
Nice Avitar shad, who is it? confused

The avatar you refer to is the delectable mrs shad.
Sex God
Quote by shad
Nice Avitar shad, who is it? confused

The avatar you refer to is the delectable mrs shad.
yep nice frontage
38c cup ?