Naughty, pervy, and slutty - dogging in Lancs

16 Jul 2004

Yet again, we're out dogging in Lancashire next Thursday night. We want to be more naughty, more pervy and more slutty than ever before :twisted: wink

. We're looking for bi guys to come and join us, though it would be nice to watch and be watched by couples too.
Straight guys, as always, this won't be your thing. If you are a bi guy or a bi couple and you can make next Thursday night PM for more details lol

:lol: :lol: .

19 Jul 2004

Thanks to the guys who've PMed me so far...... lol

We don't put a limit on the amount of people we invite due to the fact that so many people don't bother turning up rolleyes

, so there's still lots of time to reply.
Hope it isn't raining this time :roll: wink

19 Jul 2004

Would like to come along and join you.
Please PM with more details - I came up to Bolton week before last - but could not stay.
Will it be same venue?
Also, what is latest time to arrive.
Paul

19 Jul 2004

PM on its way lol

20 Jul 2004

just thought id stick your thread to the top again blue

20 Jul 2004

Could I get in on this please?? I have PM'd.......

21 Jul 2004

Not had a PM off you mickporter, so you need to send another one to get details. Also as you're a newbie you need to convince me that you're a genuine bi guy and not a timewasting idiot confused

21 Jul 2004

I've got your PM now mickporter, you have a PM back lol

OK guys..... any more for any more? If you want an invite you need to PM me before about 5pm tomorrow or I will not be able to guarantee to get back to you in time.
Guys, if you've said your coming and can't make it, it would be polite if you let me know in advance if possible, just so I can keep a rough check on numbers.
Oh yeah, Satin says that if anyone spunks on or in the car this time, you will be cleaning it off yourself wink

. We won't be giving you tissues so bring your own, or you will have to lick it off :mrgreen:

22 Jul 2004

Right guys........ if you're planning to meet us tonight, let's make it a good one, eh :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: , despite the rain confused

See ya all tomorrow :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

22 Jul 2004

how did your meet go blue ? much spunk

23 Jul 2004

Well...................................
The drunken family outing didn't help matters, but they left eventually...... confused

How dare the public want to use public facilities when we arrange a dogging meet evil

The two geezers behaving quite strangely didn't help either, but they did do one when I told them to sod off..................... :? Lacking in social skills, methinks rolleyes

The guys that turned up were very polite and patient, so they will definately be getting invites again.................. lol

:lol: :lol:
Satin and I did meet a nice geezer later on at another location and had some fun with him. The car stayed spunk free, I made sure I swallowed so that Satin doesn't get his panties in a twist about the state of the car :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Jul 2004

Glad you had fun blue and a spunk free car. Looking forward to coming to one of your meets hopefully one day.

23 Jul 2004

Hmmm, I've been thinking about all this arranged meets malarchy today... I whinge about timewasters enough so I won't go on for too long, but the aomount of people that contact me about meets and then don't turn up, even though they know exactly where we'll be at what time, and what car we have, is getting silly - and they MUST by now know that we're genuine and that we turn up when we say we're going to rolleyes

. I invited about 10 guys last night, not including the couple of guys who PMed and said they couldn't make it (which is fair enough and polite of them to let me know cool

). Not all were from the forum, some were through the photo ads, but put it this way.... I could name and shame a few blokes today if I wanted to - but I won't - I'll give them the opportunity to say sorry in private (ah, kind aren't I :roll: ).
The upshot is.... I'm going to carry on arranging meets, but I am going to be more selective of who I invite. Sorry if this means that a few genuine guys get turned down, but I really am sick of timewasters. Satin and I can go to any car park and pull one or more blokes if we want, so it's no skin off our noses really.
Sorry if this is negative, and it isn't meant to put off any of the genuine guys we have met already - just stating facts really cos I'm bored at work :? :? :?

23 Jul 2004

hiya blue
i know how you feel
the single guys say we never give them a chance but when we do most of them let us down sad

im sure you had alot of fun with the guys who turned up smile

cya soon jo xx

23 Jul 2004

I was one of the guys who said he couldn't make it so count me in next time cause you know I will be there if able to and I will give apologies if not.
can pm me if you want.
Paulo.

23 Jul 2004

Well im not gonna try and stick up for the guys who dont turn up, but i can imagine that there are a few who bottle it, or whose wife suddenly needs him to take her to Tescos lol.
Can understand how frustrating it is thou.
If only i could get a flamming babysitter, id be out EVERY night lol Oh well, only about 7 years to go before the eldest is old enough :cry:

24 Jul 2004

I suppose peeps genuinly intend to arrive but things happen.
I felt bad because I had to cut early. (I missed all the action). Although it was really good to meet yourselves and those who were there. It was a good laugh. You couldn't have planned a party of Polish people celebrating and singing like that. The two guys in the car I must admit made me nervous I was convinced they were policemen. One guy lurking and sneaking around the woods etc......
It was like the script from a comedy show. My first experience of dogging certainly will never be forgotten.
I was so excited from seeing you two dressed and ready for action, and yet so frustrated cause I couldn't touch!! There may not have been spunk in your car that night but their was in mine before I got home!!

24 Jul 2004

sorry Blue for Thursday night,I fetched a BI-friend but you seen him off,It was a slow start because of the Polish Family,I had to leave with my friend...hope to see you again.
Jacksoft
Ps Friday was bad..plenty of Police and a car full of idiots up the lane..

25 Jul 2004

So were you one of the two guys we thought were police??? LOL

25 Jul 2004

Jacksoft..... Yes, I saw you and your friend off, if you were the guys I think you were.....
Imagine the scene, folks......
Two guys turn up in one car. They sit apparently doing nothing for at least an hour, intermittently getting out and standing next to their car, looking guys up and down. Everyone we spoke to in the car park is watching these guys cos they are behaving weird. We initially think they're police, but even police don't behave that weird so we then think they're nutters in a posh car.
They constantly whisper together, and when they do proceed to approach us and the other guys we were with they make NO ATTEMPT to talk to me or Satin, but rather just stand there whispering to each other. They then decide to split up, one goes on either side of the car and they peer in through the windows, even though there is not a great deal to see cos our group is wondering what the fuck these guys are up to. It is now at least two hours since they first arrived and still they have made NO ATTEMPT to talk to us.
I get pissed off with their behaviour and ask why are they still standing there when nothing is happening. One takes the hint and does one. The other one still stands there, completely oblivious to the fact that his behaviour is strange at best. I say, "That's your cue to leave, mate", and he says something like, "Don't worry, I'm going, baby". At no stage through the entire charade did either guy say he was from Swinging Heaven and that he had arranged to meet us, even though anyone I did arrange with was told the type of car we would be in and would have a good description of us from our www. There is no way they couldn't have known who we were. So why the strange behaviour? Guys, this is not the way to go dogging. I would advise you have have a personality transplant before you go dogging again.
mad

:x :x
You will not be invited to dog with us again
:x :x :x

25 Jul 2004

Bloody hell i missed all this to go to a meet nearer home!! Would have loved to have been there though cos it all sounds like something from a Carry On Movie!!
Havin read Blues description now though i feel quite normal lol.

25 Jul 2004

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Well i tried to aopologise to you,we stumbled upon you whilst out...then read about your episode on this forum, I personally blame the Polish family because they made us nervous thats why we stayed away from your car and when we finally came over the other guys just stood there..anyway enough of that.I won`t be takin my friend doggin again and at least i got too muff dive Satin and stroke your bell end over her hand the time before..sorry
What i`m tryin to say as well is that i didn`t know it was Blue & Satin out that nite.
And also there was three guys who left,A mouthy guy who Blue seen off,A tall guy(my mate)who Satin seen off and me who left because my transport was leaving.
If you were to invite me the next time,I would try to make it up
Luv Jacksoft :cry: wink

25 Jul 2004

So we didn't invite you, is that what you're saying?
As well as being a crap dogger, you can't even sort out who you are talking to mad

. Blue is a girl, Satin is a boy - how clear does my www have to be, or can you not read? PLEASE someone who knows us, can you PLEASE testify that Blue is a girl and Satin is a boy. I know we like to blur the gender boundaries, but bloody hell rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
The other guys just stood there cos you and your friend were being weird. Jeez :roll: :roll: :roll:
You will know by now that I take absolutely no shit from anyone. ANYONE who behaved as weird as you would have been treated the same.
Next time you go to a meet and people are just standing around, think on that it might actually be YOU and YOUR BEHAVIOUR that are preventing the action!!!!!
"Carry on Dogging" - YEAH, sounds about right lol

:lol: :lol:
After we left the car park we went on to another location and found a guy who wasn't behaving weird. He was a good dogger. He watched while we played then came over and SPOKE to us. He was polite, expected nothing but got a lot.
I hope this is clear :x :x :x :x

25 Jul 2004

OK i would like to confirm that the last time i saw you Blue you were definately a girl and Satin was (all be it very cold) a boy hope this clears it all up for the "Dodgy Doggers".
Now about "Carry On Dogging" we could be onto something here Blue dont know what part i would play but i think you and Satin would have to fight for the Barbara Windsor part. lol

25 Jul 2004

Nah, I think I'd rather be Sid James.......... He had a real dirty laugh lol

:lol: :lol:

25 Jul 2004

Well i`m not goin to apologise for bein thick,As an X Para alls i know how to do is fight drink and fuck in that order,i`ll see you down there again maybe,perhaps face to face you won`t be so rude... evil

25 Jul 2004

I think you've summed up your attitude to life as well as dogging perfectly well there, Jacksoft mad

If I see you down there again, I certainly WILL be as rude face to face.
I would like to say to everyone who is thinking of inviting this guy to a meet, take my advice and DON'T BOTHER!
OK, I think this has gone on long enough, slanging matches become very boring after a while. Jacksoft, if you have anything more to say, do it in private please.

25 Jul 2004

I hope you will be rude but in the nice way,so that the mouthfull i give you will be cock and not verbal....SEE YA biggrin

25 Jul 2004

Yeah right rolleyes

You've no chance, mate. Give it up :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Bored now..............................
:sleeping:

25 Jul 2004

you`re great ,i luv YOU lol