New Cars Not Helping Dogging

5 Oct 2006

So why are new cars these days not helping us doggers.
Well most new cars now are offering security / privacy glass as standard these days.
I came across this last night with a 56 reg car in a secluded carpark and as a drove in with my lights on dip mode I could just barely make out the driver but no passenger. So I pulled up about 2 car lengths to his left switched off engine and waited.
Then his interior light came on but because of the windows it was very dim and you could only barely make is face out to see it was a male. So I thought it was just another single male dogger like me so did nothing and how wrong I could be.
After about 15 mins from his light switching on this almighty moan came from the car and it was bouncing. I was gobsmacked that I was missing a show and after hearing that and putting 2 & 2 together to get well what ever I jumped out of my car, then walked over.
When I got there it was very hard to see through the window with steam and bloody darken glass but I could just make out what was going on.
Anyway had a great night with this couple who did think I was a police officer at first because I didn't do any signals back to them. To which I told the gent that I thought he was on his own as I couldn't see anyone else.
Now some bright spark will say I need my eyesight tested as you can see with this glass but when its pitch black the car is parked next to a hedge and no moon lightening up the car no you can't, unless you go close to the window then you run the risk of upsetting the couple.
Anyway just a thought for you all to ponder on and try not to fall in the trap I did lol
Will have to get some night vision goggles for the blackened out windows lol
Have fun
Mark

5 Oct 2006

Quote by smileymark
So why are new cars these days not helping us doggers.
Well most new cars now are offering security / privacy glass as standard these days.
I came across this last night with a 56 reg car in a secluded carpark and as a drove in with my lights on dip mode I could just barely make out the driver but no passenger. So I pulled up about 2 car lengths to his left switched off engine and waited.
Then his interior light came on but because of the windows it was very dim and you could only barely make is face out to see it was a male. So I thought it was just another single male dogger like me so did nothing and how wrong I could be.
After about 15 mins from his light switching on this almighty moan came from the car and it was bouncing. I was gobsmacked that I was missing a show and after hearing that and putting 2 & 2 together to get well what ever I jumped out of my car, then walked over.
When I got there it was very hard to see through the window with steam and bloody darken glass but I could just make out what was going on.
Anyway had a great night with this couple who did think I was a police officer at first because I didn't do any signals back to them. To which I told the gent that I thought he was on his own as I couldn't see anyone else.
Now some bright spark will say I need my eyesight tested as you can see with this glass but when its pitch black the car is parked next to a hedge and no moon lightening up the car no you can't, unless you go close to the window then you run the risk of upsetting the couple.
Anyway just a thought for you all to ponder on and try not to fall in the trap I did lol
Will have to get some night vision goggles for the blackened out windows lol
Have fun
Mark

I know what you mean and the same has happened to me...sooooo frustrating when (a) u miss the action or (b) u cant see it!
But another problem with the modern car is when entering a car park. I have a Merc CLS and it's loaded with bloody automatic lights, flashing this and that and interior ambience. Turning the engine off or locking/unlocking the car is a nightmare. I can disable them but have to do it when I set out and remember to reset it all whence i return...grrrrr...where did it all go so wrong eh!!

5 Oct 2006

before you dig deep and invest in some night vision toys, i'd do some research..two of the boys at our most oft frequented venue have such "enhancement devices", and naturally, i've had a little play myself..the first thing you notice, is everything goes green, and indeed, figures can be discearned creeping amongst the fernery with consumate ease..however, where these scopes seem to fall short, is in their "apparent" (and i stand corrected if i'm wrong) innability to see through glass?
no doubt these night vision accessories are a valuable adition to any serious dogger's armoury, it might be worth looking into the effectiveness of different types..
something we've personally been guilty of, allbeit unintentionally, is the "too dark to see" scenario..sometimes the guys will ask us to clear a misted window, or knock the illumination up a notch..something we're happy to do..however, it is always much brighter looking out, than it is looking in lol

(something many couples don't understand, hence their outrage when a dogger sticks his face onto the glass to avail himself of the contents, or state of play) :lol: we like to keep the lighting subtle, moody even..so prefer not to use the harshness of the interior..not only that, it becomes all but impossible to see out :lol: we like "red light"..its flattering, evocative of seedy places and doesn't kill your night vision :lol: ..we've tried several options..if anyone knows of some nice ambient illumination that'll plug into the ciggy lighter maybe..let us know wink

5 Oct 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
before you dig deep and invest in some night vision toys, i'd do some research..two of the boys at our most oft frequented venue have such "enhancement devices", and naturally, i've had a little play myself..the first thing you notice, is everything goes green, and indeed, figures can be discearned creeping amongst the fernery with consumate ease..however, where these scopes seem to fall short, is in their "apparent" (and i stand corrected if i'm wrong) innability to see through glass?
no doubt these night vision accessories are a valuable adition to any serious dogger's armoury, it might be worth looking into the effectiveness of different types..
something we've personally been guilty of, allbeit unintentionally, is the "too dark to see" scenario..sometimes the guys will ask us to clear a misted window, or knock the illumination up a notch..something we're happy to do..however, it is always much brighter looking out, than it is looking in (something many couples don't understand, hence their outrage when a dogger sticks his face onto the glass to avail himself of the contents, or state of play) :lol: we like to keep the lighting subtle, moody even..so prefer not to use the harshness of the interior..not only that, it becomes all but impossible to see out :lol: we like "red light"..its flattering, evocative of seedy places and doesn't kill your night vision :lol: ..we've tried several options..if anyone knows of some nice ambient illumination that'll plug into the ciggy lighter maybe..let us know

Now thats what I call a truely wicked picture set...and that's what I call a truely wonderful lady ;)

5 Oct 2006

None of these problems with my Milk float!!!!
Mick
rotflmao

5 Oct 2006

why thank you m'dears lol

your's are quite arousing too wink

hope mr foxy's testicles weren't damaged too severely by that device? :lol:

5 Oct 2006

Perhaps some 'bright spark' can rig up something 12v cigar lighter stylee with red led's ? Just enough to see but not as harsh as interior bulbs - Or can you replace cabin bulbs with red ones ? Just a thought like smile

5 Oct 2006

What we used to do in one of our old cars was to get a red sweetie wrapper the sort you can see through, take off the interior light glass and place the wrapper over the bulb and hey presto a more comfiting ambience for the eveings spent in the woods.
As for modern cars the sort we have now is a real pain in the ass if you dont want to be noticed when getting out of , when the doors open theres three lights which come on and stay on for 30 seconds or so, just under the doors and above the running boards.
BB xx

5 Oct 2006

hmmm..sweetie wrappers..could it be that simple? yeah, i guess it could lol

we used a maglite which came with coloured filters..and used our mate "the master" as spotlight technician..he used to get carried away though, and some minutes into the show, the torch would be discarded so he had both mitts available to molest mrs dirty..then we tried a rear light off a bicycle, but it kept falling off the dash..we even had a plug-in ambience light with suction cup and cig-lighter adaptor..but it nearly caught fire one night :lol: the silver "chrome" started to bubble :lol:
we've seen some good-uns on the circuit, but it never seems quite apropiate to tap on the window and enquire as to where they got their light..so..we'll deffo get the sweet paper..mrs dirty just suggested "quality street" ? does that sound good? or has she just got alterior motives i wonder? :lol:

5 Oct 2006

As one of the few with "low light image enhancement equipment", please don't buy it if you want to look through darkened car windows.
1. In the dark, they're only useful if there is SOME light.
2. If you use the "infrared" illuminator supplied, you'll find that it reflects back at you with darkened windows. Iridium sprayed windows reflect ALL the light back !
Note: these darkened (tinted) glass windows are not on the front or back....so look throught them first.
Have you considered using a torch ?
A bit low-tech maybe....but the "keyfob" white led ones are quite useful for that purpose.
Oh, and if the "clients" have the ICE turned on inside, they'll stand out extremely well to anyone using IEE !
You should also be aware that quite a few of the shithead mob are well aware of what a moving red light means, and the "infrared illuminator" supplied on these things is just that....red !
So, be prepared to run....
Mine has an 870nm laser....no red light....on the other hand, watching without consent is a 12 month in the slammer job now....

6 Oct 2006

Try they have lights that can be plugged into ciggie holder and they also have stores in sheffield birmingham and southampton.

6 Oct 2006

thanks for that link jenny-wren..i'll have an indepth look later on tonight..just had a peek and nearly ended up buying a sat-nav lol

.i expect other couples will be interested too..you might have missed an oppertunity..could have bought a job lot and marketed them on here as "dogging lights" wink

..thanks again for taking the time..appreciate it.

6 Oct 2006

What about trucks? Some of the one's I drive have seats in the back, some have bunks - all are too high for an audience to see in rolleyes

Bloody truck manufacturers wink

7 Oct 2006

hi all, heres a sugestion what about these solar rock lights you get them in sets of 2 and 4, let them recharge through the day and just turn them on in the car at night. they are small and compact and can be stored in most gloveboxs but best of all you can buy them off many markets or DIY stores. Also you can paint the lens red because there is not much heat redaited from them. Hope this suggestion helps.
scott and sonia

7 Oct 2006

you can buy plug in neon footwell lights in various colours including red, blue ,white , green etc. If you put one under the seat (they come in pairs) it gives a nice glow , the other can also go under the seat or use its clip to secure it as a spot light on the dash somewhere.
The set I have are in ice blue and came from charlie browns for , halfords slso sell them but more expensive I think
have fun wink

7 Oct 2006

thanks for that guys wink

we'll be trying out the sweet wrapper around the lightbulb/s later..so we'll start cheap, and work up from there lol

i know where you are coming from with the solar lights though..and i know a good place where they'll sell em too, so i'll bear it in mind for sure...mind you, with the way the moon was last night, i doub't we'll be needing additional illumination..i'll just paint mrs dirty red :lol:

7 Oct 2006

I bought a box of infra red light fittings that go into a Tornado (why I can't remember) Think I have to dig a couple out and try them.
if they work, watch out on eb*y "dogging aid for the winter evenings"
also don't forget to eat your carrots lol

7 Oct 2006

Quote by Jon
What about trucks? Some of the one's I drive have seats in the back, some have bunks - all are too high for an audience to see in
Bloody truck manufacturers

Got no thought have they biggrin

7 Oct 2006

our's ain't a truck..but it is a 4x4 with oversized tyres..the boys can see in just fine, but mrs dirty's view of the fellas tweaking the owd cock is rather impaired :cry: and she does rather like to see that bless her..thinking the boys are getting horny enough over her to rattle one off..
changing the subject..as i've got lighting fatique lol

not really, but if we go out later kitted out in all those illumination options we'll clear the fucking carpark :lol: the lads will think a UFO has landed..the boys will need welders goggles just to prevent getting arc eye :shock: ..anyway, where was i? yeah, i say "tweak" cause the fellas are reluctant to "cum" anymore in case they get a chance to spear a vagina later...if anyone sees us out later, donate us a load will ya? it'll get her right horny for me later when we get home wink

:lol:

7 Oct 2006

This might be helpful then, according to a poll on Sky News these are a good bet to dog (not Sky's actual words of course) lol

The 10 cars that have seen the most action are:
1. Volvo Estate
2. Mercedes Benz Sprinter Van
3. VW Camper Van
4. BMW 3 Series Saloon
5. Ford Escort
6. Audi TT
7. Land Rover Discovery
8. Porsche Carrera
9. VW Golf
10. Ford Focus
According to the poll "68% of people have had sex in a car and one in 10 say they have even got fruity while driving"
So now you know where to peer wink

7 Oct 2006

when i was driving trucks i took the lense off the interior light and painted it with my ex wifes red nail varnish try that not the dark red nail varnish tho cheap as u dont even have to buy it coz the women all have it lol and u can remove it if u dont like it with that acid they use to take it off there nails. just another way mr dirty bud wink