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Hi there everyone! Hope you're all well!
Been reading the forum on this site for a while now and, seeing as everyone seems so friendly, finally decided to take the plunge and join you all!
I'm from Norwich and I've been checking out some of the sites round Norwich recently, and a few a liile bit further affield, with some slight success that has really got me in interested. I try to pop down the most popular place every night, but it is very hit and miss as you probably know, so I thought I'd see if anyone's interested in meeting up....
I'm 22, Male , dark hair, blue eyes, average build etc... Pretty well endowed I guess...!
I'm a little apprehensive, being so new to the scene, so wondered if anyone would be interested in showing me the ropes as it were... Mainly interested in meeting females at the minute, and watching couples, but I am curious so perhaps as I get a bit more relaxed, who knows...!
I'm interested in meeting up pretty much any evening and what better time to start than tonight, so if anyones interested, please PM me... If not, then say 'Hi' anyway!
Cheers, Not Here!
x x x
Doesn't anyone want to reply to me??! :cry:
Ok, so I've just realised that my above posts sound like the classic 'new person after a shag' type of posts that people put on here when they first come on, but that wasn't how it was intended, honest! I was simply trying to introduce myself to everyone - everyones gotta start somewhere! All I wanted was some replys back saying 'hello'... Not offers for meeting and 'nsa' etc etc.... :cry:
Other people have posted similar things as an introduction and got good responses you see, so I thought I'd try the same....
e.g...
Quote by norfolknbad
hi peeps, :cheers:
Just wanted to say hi, and what a great site this is. Have enjoyed endless hours reading threads so thought bout time i joined up and joined in.
biggrin :D :D

....in The Cafe' and got loads of 'hello's'...
Anyway, I'm not sulking cos I've got no replys or anything, honest!! :D
Well Ill say hello from another new member
Hellooooo...!
And thank you newdoggercambs....! Now I feel kinda guilty about the hammering I gave you in your thread about 'trust'... Sowwy..! I didn't mean it, honest!!
Cheers wink
The problem you have now is showing desperation. You ask for a response within three hours of your first post and then reply to yourself as well!! Have patience and join in with the rest of the Site.
Mal
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Just 'cos I'm online and bored otherwise, doesn't mean I'm desperate!!! You meany!! evil
Quote by not_here!
Just 'cos I'm online and bored otherwise, doesn't mean I'm desperate!!! You meany!! evil

Meany? Why?
Mal
Saying I'm showing desperation... redface :cry: surprisedops: :cry:
Ok, you tell me what it looks like, then. it certainly doesn't show patience and if you have been reading the forum for a while as you said, then you would know that patience is one of the key criterias you would need for dogging.
Mal
It looks like somone who likes talking...!!! The same as you look when you put lots and lots of posts up...! Or are you desperate too?! wink
No, I'm a moderator who, by nature of my job, replies to lots of people. Plus the fact I've been here over a year longer than you. I have nothing to prove whatsoever. Been there, seen it, done it, got the t-shirt. If you want guidance, i'll give it. If you don't, i wont. No skin off my nose.
Mal
FFS :fuckinghell: banghead :censored: Mel's trying to offer you some advice, so why not listen to what's being said?
This sure as hell ain't a post and fuck me the same day site, if that's what you're looking for then may I suggest an escort or massage site for your needs?
If you are after what this site can offer then pull up a chair, chill out, have a drinkies or 2, get yourself known and you may end up getting the fun you're looking for.
If, as you say, you've read the other forums you'll already know that there's approx 8 blokes for every fem and couple looking for fun, so you HAVE to take your time and get yourself known.
Trust me eventually you'll get what you're looking for from this site, but it sure ain't going to be straight way.
Have fun anyway :thumbup:
:shock: D'oh....
That is exactly what I was trying to say that my post was NOT intended to be! I wrote that first post, then a few hours later I realised that it didn't sound exactly how I meant it to, so that's why I wrote the other posts - to explain that I wasn't after just a quick shag.
I guess I haven't made myself very clear, so I'm sorry. I was just trying to put right what I'd written and to introduce myself and get a few people to say hello back, which is all I wanted in the first place...
I'm happy to take advice and I never had a go at anyone, the posts to mal were supposed to be in good humour and I'm sorry if they didn't come across that way...
Anyway, now I feel suitably small I'm gonna leave it at that... redface Sorry....
Ahhhhhhh calm down.......Mal's point is valid, three hours is a very short time in which to expect response, maybe none of us were here....we might have been shivering in our cars somewhere or off doing xmas shopping lol
The Cafe and here have quite a different vibe, just settle in, join in the chat and get to know everyone.......it's just like real life really, make some friends then get the social activity AND help us get to know you :color:
Thanks Serendipity... Looking forward to it biggrin
Love the rainbow emoticon by the way, groooovy! x x
im not going to get involved but would love to be shivering in a car with you seredipity lol sounds fun
Wimps! Real doggers shiver outside of cars.
8 blokes for every female and couple confused I thought the figure was 88 blokes for every female and couple :twisted:
My biggest hate on here - stupid shaped counties adjoining mine so you cant tell if the author is five minutes or one hour and five minutes away from you. Mind you could be worse, I could live in the Highlands which looks like a huge County in my mapbook.
Harry Jones
29 yr old single straight male dogger
ok harry you lost me now with that comment ................who is the whimp?
Anyone who is shivering in cars, there are two references to it in this thread - I speak in jest of course, we were doing star jumps to try and keep warm outside, then cowering around a car window to feel some warmth.
well i take your jesting the right way harry, but i do stay out of my car and yes i get bloody freezing!!!!!!! like last nite i was as stiff as a board ,( and yes so was the manhood before anyone asks ) lol
the manhood? is that a new chav head gear, the man hoody???
beebeep i dont know you so be quiet please mad evil if you dont know what a manhood is then find out....................... you mite learn something all i can see of your posts beebeep is just taking the piss out of people .................says it all really lol or are you just trying to get your posts number up so it dosnt look like your a newbie? innocent
Singledogger - so you'll take jesting from one, but not from another? Very odd! You are both newbies, so you should help and encourage each other, not start an argument over nothing. You may not know him (neither do I actually), but there are thousands on here that I comment on that I don't know - that's how you get to know them!
Mal
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thank you mal for your support, im not taking the piss im having fun and a laugh which the whole thing is about. I know what a manhood is, and i suspect you do too, if you dont like what i say dont read it. If there is a programme on tv you dont like do you watch so you can bitch about afterwards. if everyone was the same then there would be problems, i can only assume that i touched a nerve with you about hoods. so apol for that, but as for me, i may not like what you say, but i wil defend your right to say it.
BB
BB - don't compare this to the TV, if you turn something off that you don't like and then turn the tv back on, it's passed. What's written on here, stays on here - so the two are not even similar. As for not reading what you have written - how will they know they don't like it until they have read it? :shock: .
As you can see, I'm not taking sides, but a little thought is useful, just before anyone presses the 'submit' button.
Mal
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advice taken, ;-)
but i do think this is going off topic a bit, i like dogging cold how about everyone else?
ok im man enuff to say sorry beebeep just looked like it was a piss take thats all, anyway i appoligise!!!!!!!! mal you are a good referee lol ok end of rant gonna chill out