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Hi all,
I'm new to all this, don't have any experience with it either. I'd like someone with some exprience to give me some guidence and calm mt nervousness. DO's/Don'ts etc. I'm in the Portsmouth area
Thanks
<<<<<<<<< See DOGGING LOCATIONS, left menu
Then, DOGGING RULES (top centre next page)
Please remember, only News of the World reporters and total no-hopers DRIVE ABOUT WITH HIGH BEAM ON AND BLIND EVERYONE.
Dail Mail reporters cannot drive anyway (clutch/throttle co-ordination not too good)
Also note: most newspaper reporters have an active sexually transmitted infection that affects the brain, leading to an affliction known as:
Printotalcrapitis.
The disease is endemic to the news media industry, most of those afflicted will decline into end-phase insanity and become sun reporters.
jomu
Totally true i thought that when i read the paper and couldnt believe it
I think that about the police too disturbing doggers they should have better things to do than follow couples out to have fun its only cuz they want to do it !!!!!!! lol
Thanks