do you guys think that maybe there is a need for introducing compulsory military training for doggers? we quite like the idea of being dogged commando style, with the guys descending upon the car with the stealth of a crack military unit..the doggers would blend into the envioronment so efficiently, that even wanking wouldn't compramise position due to camoflaged cocks. maybe a more high profile dogg would be appropiate for some..in such a case the doggers could stand on parade, the couple draw up, then park. the driver would blow a whistle, then the chorus would begin..unzip two three- out two three- wank two three- wank two three- wank two three- wank two three- wank two three- shoot two three- shoot two three- in two three-stop..the doggers would salute the couples departure..
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Was just sitting quite bored until I saw this!
God, can you just imagine it!
Hope this ends this thread otherwise couples may get to like the idea.
Can just imagine it now as an ad!
doggers required by couple, must be able to parachute in from a hercules
Would it all end with a 21 gun salute?
Could get a bit messy!
I watched a prog on the History channel or similar this afternoon about the SAS, 20 odd blokes in camouflage gear parachuting into enemy territory. They said the troops were off to perform a covert operation, blowing something up I assumed.....but I'm having doubts now :shock:
Do we need a marching song like the marines?
I don't know but I've been told
Goin' dogging can get cold
Sitting in a dark car park
Wondering if the stains will mark
Toss off
One two
Toss off
three four
Toss off five six seven eight
Nine Ten!
I don't know but it's been said
Dogging in Donny is dead
Ask around for an address
Want to know which site is best
Toss off
One two
Toss off
three four
Toss off five six seven eight
Nine Ten!
That's going to stick in your head worse than Dogging Tonite :twisted:
Do we need a marching song like the marines?
I don't know but I've been told
Goin' dogging can get cold
Sitting in a dark car park
Wondering if the stains will mark
Toss off
One two
Toss off
three four
Toss off five six seven eight
Nine Ten!
I don't know but it's been said
Dogging in Donny is dead
Ask around for an address
Want to know which site is best
Toss off
One two
Toss off
three four
Toss off five six seven eight
Nine Ten!
That's going to stick in your head worse than Dogging Tonite :twisted:
have to say, one of our locations is actually right on the edge of a major army training area..it isn't always active, but when it is, it is!!..we were out friday night, parked a little further into the trees than normal, due to having a little business to discuss with "the master". naturally the lads still wandered over, its a dogging parked a few feet away, stayed five minutes and left, some stood by mrs dirty's darkened window, then left and a couple of the boys came to my window, where i explained that we were just having a private chat for now..and so our woodland glade emptied...there was a distant rat..tat..tat...tat of machine gun fire, a familiar sound to us..then, first one, then two..three parachute flares lit the sky up whilst a couple of helicopters circled overhead, not more than 60 feet above the tree line, just ghostly sillhouettes in the night sky...and you lot are worried about boy-wasters..its like dogging in bosnia..fuck knows how many troops were secreted in the undergrowth!!..its exciting stuff, twas a good night..and the venue has been in the papers more than once, due to the army disrupting a dogging orgy!!
Sex God
Still too cold for hanging around in trees, I near froze to death dogging on pushbike last Wednesday.
Great lyrics Serendipity, sorry I haven't been in touch much recently. I've grown to like your avatar now, but it scared me when I first saw it lol. Hope you are having fun
See you soon Mr D (+Mrs), I tried three sites last night on my way home but nowt (but was pushing 3am)
Regards
Harry Jones
Great lyrics Serendipity, sorry I haven't been in touch much recently. I've grown to like your avatar now, but it scared me when I first saw it lol. Hope you are having fun
See you soon Mr D (+Mrs), I tried three sites last night on my way home but nowt (but was pushing 3am)
Regards
Harry Jones
Casanova
And on day 1...
"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hardcock...your senior Dogging Instructor
From now on you will dog only when flashed to
And the first and last words from your filthy sewers will be "Oohhh"
Do you maggots understand that?
- "oohhh Yes oohhh"
Bullshit I can't hear you
- "OOHHH YES OOHHH"
Bullshit I still can't hear you, sound of like you've got a pair...
-"OOHHH YES OOHHH"
If you ladies leave this car park, if you survive DirtyDoggers training course
You will be Doggers! You will be a Minister of Sperm, praying for a blowjob
But until that day you are Pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth
You are not even Human Foreskin Beings..."
etc etc
(thanks to Stanley Kubricks (RIP) "Full Metal Jacket" for the inspiration )
"I am Gunnery Sergeant Hardcock...your senior Dogging Instructor
From now on you will dog only when flashed to
And the first and last words from your filthy sewers will be "Oohhh"
Do you maggots understand that?
- "oohhh Yes oohhh"
Bullshit I can't hear you
- "OOHHH YES OOHHH"
Bullshit I still can't hear you, sound of like you've got a pair...
-"OOHHH YES OOHHH"
If you ladies leave this car park, if you survive DirtyDoggers training course
You will be Doggers! You will be a Minister of Sperm, praying for a blowjob
But until that day you are Pukes, you are the lowest form of life on earth
You are not even Human Foreskin Beings..."
etc etc
(thanks to Stanley Kubricks (RIP) "Full Metal Jacket" for the inspiration
) Casanova
hee hee
I was in the Royal Signals for a time in my previous life, which meant that we used hilltops to park our trucks on, when establishing our mobile communications networks on exercise.
Funny how many dogging spots are on hilltops too.
Also funny how many soldiers readilly volunteeered to exercise their patroling techniques when out on exercise on hilltops...especially the very famous one just to the north of Birmingham, which every dogger in the land knows.
So there, you may have been watched and not even known about it.
I was in the Royal Signals for a time in my previous life, which meant that we used hilltops to park our trucks on, when establishing our mobile communications networks on exercise.
Funny how many dogging spots are on hilltops too.
Also funny how many soldiers readilly volunteeered to exercise their patroling techniques when out on exercise on hilltops...especially the very famous one just to the north of Birmingham, which every dogger in the land knows.
So there, you may have been watched and not even known about it.
Warming the Bed
Could you imagine the dogging equivalent of the SAS? They would be in and out without anybody knowing they were there.
I'm ex army myself, I was a medic, so I certainly know my way around the female anatomy
I'm ex army myself, I was a medic, so I certainly know my way around the female anatomy
Sex God
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Could you imagine the dogging equivalent of the SAS? They would be in and out without anybody knowing they were there.
Think we met them last night!
On our way home we called at our local car park, it was about 2am and the car park was empty so we decided to leave the car and go for a little walk. We were very busy enjoying ourselves, with the background of various ducks/wildlife making the odd little noise, when suddenly someone coughed! Quite startled by this we both looked round and found that we had an audience of three stood about two feet away! Never heard them appear, and seriously think they must have been the Dogging SAS (or perhaps it was a 'Beem me down Scotty' - these bloody Klingons get everywhere!)
Sex God
Sorry but off topic again!
Mr T, were's my bloody wheel trim?
Mr T, were's my bloody wheel trim?
and his pet python Sex God
Actually shared a car park with him the other night and that photo is an hoax.The real thing is bigger!
Mrs Naughty made yet another quick exit!
Mrs Naughty made yet another quick exit!
