Whilst Dogging with my sexy guy on an extremely cold and windy night on a Sunday evening, with no voyeurs in site ......
(as there not as mental as us and are tucked up warm at home, not freezing there naked bits off)
..... We decided to enjoy some outdoor physical activity and I was taken hard bent over the bonnet of my car, sounding like a screaming banshee of the night. When my wobbly bits could no longer take the wind whistling around them, we retired to the warmth inside car, just as I finished pulling up my tights and had straightened My skirt... Headlights suddenly appeared at the side of my car, excited for the
prospect of round two and stranger sex, my excitement turned to the realization that it was the police, I was kinda chuffed he didn't arrive 5 mins earlier, as I'm not sure he would have agreed with my idea of exercise in the open.
So after a near miss from having to explain to the policeman why that wasn't the only full moon out that night, we left, driving out of site, a set of headlights was fast approaching in my rear view mirror, deciding it was best to pull over and put our hazards on to let them pass, a van with three young men, who looked like they needed a nappy change pulled up along side us and shout
Them.."oi are you doggers"
and reply was obviously
Us... "no"
Them..."well this is a dogging place init"
Us..."dunno is it"
Them... "yeah we want to dog"
Me being flippant and sarcastic..
Us..."why are you a gay couple?"
Them...(all flustered and attempting to sound manly) "no we wanna fuck up a woman"......
Us..."well you talking to wrong people"
What did we learn from this....
Wait till the weathers better....
Warming the Bed
