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Whilst Dogging with my sexy guy on an extremely cold and windy night on a Sunday evening, with no voyeurs in site ......
(as there not as mental as us and are tucked up warm at home, not freezing there naked bits off)  
..... We decided to enjoy some outdoor physical activity and I was taken hard bent over the bonnet of my car, sounding like a screaming banshee of the night. When my wobbly bits could no longer take the wind whistling around them, we retired to the warmth  inside car, just as I finished pulling up my tights and had straightened My skirt... Headlights suddenly appeared at the side of my car, excited for the
prospect of round two and stranger sex, my excitement turned to the realization that it was the police, I was kinda chuffed he didn't arrive 5 mins earlier, as I'm not sure he would have agreed with my idea of exercise in the open.
So after a near miss from having to explain to the policeman why that wasn't the only full moon out that night, we left, driving out of site, a set of headlights was fast approaching in my rear view mirror, deciding it was best to pull over and put our hazards on to let them pass, a van with three young men, who looked like they needed a nappy change pulled up along side us and shout
Them.."oi are you doggers"
and reply was obviously
Us... "no"
Them..."well this is a dogging place init"
Us..."dunno is it"
Them... "yeah we want to dog"
Me being flippant and sarcastic..
Us..."why are you a gay couple?"
Them...(all flustered and attempting to sound manly) "no we wanna fuck up a woman"......
Us..."well you talking to wrong people"
What did we learn from this....
Wait till the weathers better....
Sage words indeed! But at least you get a warm :welcome: to the forums for your troubles! :thumbup:
Why not pop into the Cafe and say hello to the rest of the inmates?
Welcome to the forums and to the site, and so glad you got covered up just before the police arrived. Believe me, we have had many close misses, just like the one you described, and even spent an hour chatting to the local 'boy racers' one night, while they explained to us that the place was normally full of doggers (little did they know, I was in PVC and thigh boots under my VERY long coat) lol
hi guys thanks for the replys this is mr nice here boy racers can be a pain sometimes cant they and wrong in so many ways lol
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:
Quote by MrsNorty_MrNice
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
Quote by MrsNorty_MrNice
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
In my experience a man should never stand between a woman and her shoes/boots/handbags/chocolate!
:giggle: bolt
Quote by Cubes
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
In my experience a man should never stand between a woman and her shoes/boots/handbags/chocolate!
:giggle: bolt
Mr Nice if u want to take that as a hint, I wouldn't stop you :thumbup:
And Cube, I do have paddles I can Spank with Hehe smackbottom smile
pity i didnt know where you were as i was out in bolton area sunday night along with 4 or 5 men sat in our cars waiting for a couple or fem to turn up but no one came. we were police free while i was there and am most sundays.
love to see you about somewhere one night even in this weather as i think only the most hardened of doggers are out
Quote by MrsNorty_MrNice
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
Yes you are supposed to take that as an hint lol
Mrs Norty, size 3 if thats any good to you redface
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mrs Norty here.... Mmmm PVC boots, what size are you? I don't own any of those yet ......
Hehe :grin:

am I supposed to take that as a hint innocent
Yes you are supposed to take that as an hint lol
Mrs Norty, size 3 if thats any good to you redface
Haha, I'm a 5, but PVC boots, I'd squeeze into them lol
If you're still willing to brave the weather would love a meet somewhere quiet...;)