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Outdoor Sex new BBC article
Just read it myself and will be forwarding it to Greater Manchester and Lancashire constabularies as they don't seem to have got the message yet.
Government told them to back off over 18 months ago, yet they still drive around giving grief for being parked listening to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. It's not good enough, all I want to do is listen to the radio, yet they pull up and make accusations of all sorts of terrible things!!
I really must stop listening to the radio and try this dogging as it sound much more fun.
Over the 12 months, I've helped police catch fly tippers, burglars, car thieves and fraudsters.
Must admit, the funniest thing I ever saw was a night I got stopped on a lane leading to a popular place and while my details were being checked (which seemed to take a very long time) I had difficulty keeping my face straight as one of the regular guys was stood behind his police car pulling 'moonies'.
Its not easy trying to give my date of birth and address while in fits of laughter. He must have been a rookie as asked him why he had stopped me and he said he was working 'covertly' at which point I suggested if this was the case then it may be an idea to turn the damn spinning blue flashing light on his 'high powered' 1.3 Ford Fiesta off as it was sending my eyes nuts.
Its great when they ask 'do you know what goes on in this car park', to which you act dumb and say no, which then always gets the response 'people meet here for sex and dogging'. I usually reply shocked stating 'crikey occifer, I must come back another night check this out as it sound great fun, what nights are best?'.
Although a few weeks ago, nearly came unstuck when I was in the back of a transit van in the pitch dark only to have the back doors flung open and a bright torch shone in with the words, "what's going on in here then"?
I think the 6 guys stood around the van had a harder job explaining their presence then I did in the van. 'Talking' was a the response, 'why are you out of breath' he said, 'hay fever is killing my astma' was the answer and he soon gave up..
I have seen plenty of boys in blue sniffing around couples in cars, even witnessed cohersion and once had to step in.
Government told them to back off over 18 months ago, yet they still drive around giving grief for being parked listening to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. It's not good enough, all I want to do is listen to the radio, yet they pull up and make accusations of all sorts of terrible things!!
I really must stop listening to the radio and try this dogging as it sound much more fun.
Over the 12 months, I've helped police catch fly tippers, burglars, car thieves and fraudsters.
Must admit, the funniest thing I ever saw was a night I got stopped on a lane leading to a popular place and while my details were being checked (which seemed to take a very long time) I had difficulty keeping my face straight as one of the regular guys was stood behind his police car pulling 'moonies'.
Its not easy trying to give my date of birth and address while in fits of laughter. He must have been a rookie as asked him why he had stopped me and he said he was working 'covertly' at which point I suggested if this was the case then it may be an idea to turn the damn spinning blue flashing light on his 'high powered' 1.3 Ford Fiesta off as it was sending my eyes nuts.
Its great when they ask 'do you know what goes on in this car park', to which you act dumb and say no, which then always gets the response 'people meet here for sex and dogging'. I usually reply shocked stating 'crikey occifer, I must come back another night check this out as it sound great fun, what nights are best?'.
Although a few weeks ago, nearly came unstuck when I was in the back of a transit van in the pitch dark only to have the back doors flung open and a bright torch shone in with the words, "what's going on in here then"?
I think the 6 guys stood around the van had a harder job explaining their presence then I did in the van. 'Talking' was a the response, 'why are you out of breath' he said, 'hay fever is killing my astma' was the answer and he soon gave up..
I have seen plenty of boys in blue sniffing around couples in cars, even witnessed cohersion and once had to step in.
Sexlightened
Quote by NWFunMale
Just read it myself and will be forwarding it to Greater Manchester and Lancashire constabularies as they don't seem to have got the message yet.
Government told them to back off over 18 months ago, yet they still drive around giving grief for being parked listening to the shipping forecast on Radio 4. It's not good enough, all I want to do is listen to the radio, yet they pull up and make accusations of all sorts of terrible things!!
I really must stop listening to the radio and try this dogging as it sound much more fun.
Over the 12 months, I've helped police catch fly tippers, burglars, car thieves and fraudsters.
Must admit, the funniest thing I ever saw was a night I got stopped on a lane leading to a popular place and while my details were being checked (which seemed to take a very long time) I had difficulty keeping my face straight as one of the regular guys was stood behind his police car pulling 'moonies'.
Its not easy trying to give my date of birth and address while in fits of laughter. He must have been a rookie as asked him why he had stopped me and he said he was working 'covertly' at which point I suggested if this was the case then it may be an idea to turn the damn spinning blue flashing light on his 'high powered' 1.3 Ford Fiesta off as it was sending my eyes nuts.
Its great when they ask 'do you know what goes on in this car park', to which you act dumb and say no, which then always gets the response 'people meet here for sex and dogging'. I usually reply shocked stating 'crikey occifer, I must come back another night check this out as it sound great fun, what nights are best?'.
Although a few weeks ago, nearly came unstuck when I was in the back of a transit van in the pitch dark only to have the back doors flung open and a bright torch shone in with the words, "what's going on in here then"?
I think the 6 guys stood around the van had a harder job explaining their presence then I did in the van. 'Talking' was a the response, 'why are you out of breath' he said, 'hay fever is killing my astma' was the answer and he soon gave up..
I have seen plenty of boys in blue sniffing around couples in cars, even witnessed cohersion and once had to step in.
Stop it NWFunmale, I've got a pain in me sides
:lol: How can I stop, I am about to write a book with all these stories...
At another well known location North of Manchester, one of the guys I notice on a regular basis turned up and as per usual, full of his self centered 'I am' comments and stories and that his new company (fully loaded) car had just been given to him (yawn*).
Claiming to be working for the MoD and a very large computer company a few nights later I pulled in and parked up. I noticed a group of people around a car and assuming they where huddled around a map to plan the next leg of their night hike, prepared to head over and see if my map reading skills were required.
As I got out of my car, I heard a strange noise very much like a slowly moving car on stones being pressed into tar mac. The noise was getting louder and not sure where is was coming from (it was pitch black) tried to focus my attention.
The noise got quicker and louder until I heard a crash, a bang and the noise of stressed and breaking twigs and branches.
'Holy shit, what was that' I thought and went to take a closer look where I had soon realised someones all singing and dancing shiny new car, was not to new and shiny anymore.
It appears the hand brake had not been properly applied and as the car park was on a hill, the car broke free and set off on a toboggen ride of its own. As I apprached the group of people one of the other guys who also heard it annouced "does any one have a Mondeo" to which there was a reply of yes, "well, you better go and recover it from the bushes as its rolled down the hill".
Next time, I'll get onto the night I literally bumped into CID, or shall it be the time that 6 policemen caught 7 guys and a lady on a picnic bench in Yorkshire?
At another well known location North of Manchester, one of the guys I notice on a regular basis turned up and as per usual, full of his self centered 'I am' comments and stories and that his new company (fully loaded) car had just been given to him (yawn*).
Claiming to be working for the MoD and a very large computer company a few nights later I pulled in and parked up. I noticed a group of people around a car and assuming they where huddled around a map to plan the next leg of their night hike, prepared to head over and see if my map reading skills were required.
As I got out of my car, I heard a strange noise very much like a slowly moving car on stones being pressed into tar mac. The noise was getting louder and not sure where is was coming from (it was pitch black) tried to focus my attention.
The noise got quicker and louder until I heard a crash, a bang and the noise of stressed and breaking twigs and branches.
'Holy shit, what was that' I thought and went to take a closer look where I had soon realised someones all singing and dancing shiny new car, was not to new and shiny anymore.
It appears the hand brake had not been properly applied and as the car park was on a hill, the car broke free and set off on a toboggen ride of its own. As I apprached the group of people one of the other guys who also heard it annouced "does any one have a Mondeo" to which there was a reply of yes, "well, you better go and recover it from the bushes as its rolled down the hill".
Next time, I'll get onto the night I literally bumped into CID, or shall it be the time that 6 policemen caught 7 guys and a lady on a picnic bench in Yorkshire?
