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Casanova
The following points have been recently mentioned as things that doggers hate to see or happen. Lets see how long the list can grow...
1. Multiple passengers in a single car
2. White Van Men
3. Fog lights / Full Beam Lights, esp on a clear night (not mentioned but a pet hate of mine anyway)
Any more for any more...
whats up with white van men ?
i hate the full beamers tho lol
Master of Sex
<big hate on the high beamers also the pple who pull up leaving no room next to the door
Casanova
Quote by gingerjo-lee
whats up with white van men ?

To save repeating myself...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33500.html
Quote by firehott00001
also the pple who pull up leaving no room next to the door

Ah yes, the paint scrapers - a worthy addition to the list.
mr impatient...either he spots that you are a couple as he veers off your bonnet, slams his brakes on, sits there gawping at you for 50 seconds, decides you are wasting his time so wheelspins off..or he stands glued to the darkened passenger window hoping to enforce a performance, when after two minutes of shuffling, we appear unphased, he storms off muttering "fucking prickteasers"?..not a hate, just amusing :shock: rolleyes
My view.
Blokes who hang around my car despite it being obvious that I am a single male.
Large groups charging across and stopping the couples you are with showing.
Yobbos giving off the signals so I go charging across only to nearly get my head flattened.
Not being able myself to spot couples in the dark.
Those stupid little tree stumps that I trip over (those who know me know where I mean)
Idiots that dont turn up at meets thus giving genuine blokes like me a slur against our valiant names.
Enough said.
Harry Jones
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mr impatient...either he spots that you are a couple as he veers off your bonnet, slams his brakes on, sits there gawping at you for 50 seconds, decides you are wasting his time so wheelspins off..or he stands glued to the darkened passenger window hoping to enforce a performance, when after two minutes of shuffling, we appear unphased, he storms off muttering "fucking prickteasers"?..not a hate, just amusing :shock: rolleyes

You've met him too??!!!!
My personal pet hate is the 'doing join ins?' and when we say no, they mutter and walk away. Or the ones that just stand there, not showing their appreciation. I mean, if you arent interested, then just................................go!
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Casanova
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Sexlightened
Hi
My pet hates are
1 500 men in one car
2 Headlight Assasins
3 Little Willy Racers
MrT
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The bloke at my local site who,upon the arrival of a couple,telephones at least TEN other carloads who arrive from other local sites within 20 minutes!!
Warming the Bed
i hate thumping music from nosey boy racers
used to get em once or twice out west
also dont like full beam like most
it makes my blood boil
mad :x :x
Having made the effort to write a nice message to a couple...who then respond...who then agrees a day,time and place...who then fail to show...who then ignore any messages sent the following day when asked if everything was ok and I hope they didn't have any trouble..hmph
Sexlightened
- Guys who spot a couple leaving the car park and decide to make a convoy and follow them (as if this will help the couple decide to show)
- After waiting patiently for upto hours sometimes a couple decide that it is quiet and discreet enough for a little show when all of a sudden several cars arrive having been tipped off via text or call that something is about to happen.
-People driving their car aound the car park several times before deciding to leave or stop Argh
-Oh, and bloody high beamers mad
Sexlightened
shopping in tescos and all the tills have a long que sad
My Pet Hate as got to be when the weather man/woman says all week how mild it is for the time of year, and then says its going to be bloody freezing over the weekend (the only nights I can play out)
We've just been out to BC and were having a pleasant time with just one viewer, we had the window down and he was having a very good show and a bit of a feel. Nothing too intrusive and he backed off when we signalled he was pushing his luck. He tapped the window to let us know that a 2nd car was arriving. After a short time we decided to carry on. Being the woman it was my shout and I was ok with this. However, after a while one of them tapped the window. We looked around, there was no-one else there so we carried on, assuming they would take the hint and the window wouldn't be coming down. He knocked the window again, this time I was annoyed, so we decided enough and turned out lights etc and got dressed. This wasn't enough of a hint though. When we left the car park he followed us so we had to mess about to get home. While I'm happy to give a good show and sometimes a bit of touching I do not like being harassed.
Warming the Bed
ok so i do not have my lights on full but i do seem to be blinder than the average dogger and cannot get down the offroad course that is our local dogging hole without some illumination.. sorry guys!! nearly took my exhaust off on a pothole last month.
Any suggestions or tips on how to see in dark, im sick of carrots on my dinner plate!!
mike ;)
Casanova
Quote by mikey19782
ok so i do not have my lights on full but i do seem to be blinder than the average dogger and cannot get down the offroad course that is our local dogging hole without some illumination.. sorry guys!! nearly took my exhaust off on a pothole last month.
Any suggestions or tips on how to see in dark, im sick of carrots on my dinner plate!!
mike ;)

That reminds me of another pet hate...the red LED's / lasers from Night Vision equipment...can never be sure if they are camcorders or not. Anyone pointing one of those in someone's direction is asking for the illumination favour to be returned - usually wiith a very bright Maglite!