Pratt of the week...

13 Dec 2004

Well it seems I'm not alone in wanting a rant about some of the behaviour at dogging sites smile

It appears as though some of you have seen similar stuff going on all over the country sad

I've have therefore decided it to start a thread specifically for us all to use to have a good old rant about the dicks we come across on our travels.
mad

:x :x
We can even pick a weekly winner - you never know - they may even use this site and recognise themselves
My starter for 10. lol

The bloke in the big Vauxhall at a well known South Bucks site. Sitting with his engine running and lights on main bean.
Kept moving around the car park parking 1 inch from each car in turn learing in to see what was going on before moving on to the next.
Went to leave - saw another car comming in (with 2 girls inside) - perfomed a 3 point turn - parked 1 inch from their car (lights etc still on) for 5 minutes before speeding off in disgust when they left.
Nice one mate :x

13 Dec 2004

I like the idea of having a weekly winner lol

. I'll have to go out and find some likely candidates now, won't I! :twisted:

13 Dec 2004

Can we give them a trophy too........how about this little beauty? :twisted:

13 Dec 2004

Shame this thread wasn't started last week. Then I could have nominated the two twats driving separate vehicles and after driving up to each vehicle and shining lights into each one, then proceeded to get out and come over to our car. They then got out their cocks, started jerking off (We weren't doing anything at the time!) pressed their faces against the closed car window and asked innocently "Any chance of a bj?" rolleyes

Or how about the guy who parked so close to us, he actually couldn't get out of his car because he couldn't open the door. Maybe he wanted to watch but didn't want to stand in the cold :confused: banghead

Still, at least we know we're not alone. Seems these guys are all over the country :evil:
Tracy-Jayne

13 Dec 2004

Ours is near acar sales pitch in East Yorkshire, A pratt in a white BMW who will insist on approaching cars as soon as they pull in, Parking in between 2 couples when they have made it obvious they arent after single guys on that night, and bad mouthing couples who dont want to play with him, look for a white bmw with an irish plate then avoid him.

13 Dec 2004

Sadly I doubt if theres anyone on this site that hasn't run into Pratt of the week at some point. As popularity grows in this pastime it sadly always attracts those fools who don't give a shite about anyone else as long as they get unload!
From what I understand these people have brains so small that there only matched by the size of their cocks!
mad

13 Dec 2004

I haven't run into prat of the week as yet as I've not been out too frequently.........either that or *I* am actually one of these prats and haven't realised yet! lol

13 Dec 2004

lol!
Yeah maybe we are the Pratts and they are the sensible ones!! redface

What a terrible shame for all us pratts out there that we haven't been graced by your presence of late :cry:

13 Dec 2004

Quote by Carl2004
I've have therefore decided it to start a thread specifically for us all to use to have a good old rant about the dicks we come across on our travels.

I am always looking for DICKS to come across, or have i misunderstood. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry for the hijack.
To be fair to the kent doggers we have had very little problem with them, most are perfect gents and if not the regular guys soon tell them to fuck off.
Love
jackie and Ben
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13 Dec 2004

Quote by Serendipity
I haven't run into prat of the week as yet as I've not been out too frequently.........either that or *I* am actually one of these prats and haven't realised yet!

you should get out more serendipiy, you can cum with me anytime you like biggrin

:D

13 Dec 2004

I like the one about the two guys in seperate cars
Classic pincer movement :doh:
Very cunning....
Or am I missing a letter ... smile

13 Dec 2004

every large venue has its resident pratts,i use the plural,because a lone pratt is usually confined to his car,which he needsfor security...pack pratts are only interested in involvement,,and wait,usually strategically positioned,for new,or infrequent visitors,(they soon lose interest in regulars).they will be first to pounce on new arrivals,often before the handbrake is danger that the couple may be frightned off,isnt a concearn,if this happens,the assumption is that they were only "showers" anyway,the subsequent loss to the venue,and voyuers is of no consequence to them...you may then witness the ritual persuit,as the pack chase the fleeing couple,in the vain notion they may be leading them to a more suitable spot,or they might intimidate them into submission......sometimes a couple will oblige,usually because they are hardned and primarily concearned with "getting on with it",the pack will enjoy a monopoly,keeping others at bay,whilst they have first will view their easily gotton victory as justification of their methods......having said this,nothing in this thread will change them,they read the forum for information only,they do not contribute,they will read this thread only to see if it is aimed at them as individuals,not to learn,thats for others to do.

13 Dec 2004

Can we nominate more than 1 ?.....we'd nominate the local Lowestoft brigade who the wife has cristened "Air Mobile". We used to go to a local North Lowestoft car park, park up, wait for a guy to come past and start our stuff but, one of these guys turns up ( a forward scout ), parks next to us after blasting us with a few hundred gigawatts of lighting to confirm we are a couple. We watch as the mobile comes out and within 5 minutes "Air Mobile" arrives surrounding the car leaving us a few feet to get out.
Now, there maybe couples who likes a few hundred spectators but sorry guys, not us and to be honest, having a dogging session bordering on a military operation ain't our bag.
Now when my husband goes out voyuering on his own, he is respectful and don't fire lazers into your windshield and get's more results than these guys do methinks....Hey ho rant over.

14 Dec 2004

we had a go at the dogging thing over at the famous thetford forest area but the gang pratts put the wife of by not even waiting to be asked over they just shoved their ugly mugs up afgainst the window and started playing with themselves exit one cpl and as liz said never again so i and others now miss out because of the witless dummys having no manners

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Scot
Even things up a bit. Prats of the week. Couple from north east, drive into well known dogging site. Drive up to my car, main beam on, sit for 2 mins full beam. Decide to pull up beside me. Flash there interior light, i reply. They ask me to follow them to quiet dogging site. I follow, park up. They flash interior light again, i reply. I leave car move over to theres, they start there engine and drive off. I stay in the quiet carpark, 15 mins later who turns up, yup the couple again with another dogger following behind. They repeat the same thing again.
Was told by a regular, this is there normal weekend fun. They do go dogging but with other couples only.
Prats.
couples looking for other couples. Is that dogging or outdoor swinging

This must be highly aggravating for genuine guys but I can't help wondering if this is a revenge tactic from a couple who have experienced their own "Prat of the Week"? sad

14 Dec 2004

I have a nomination - a young good looking couple in a white van parked up in a forest car park at waiting to check out the incoming cars. When I pulled in, they made sure they made eye contact with me, and when I pulled in further down the drive - sure enough they pulled in at the adjacent parking slot. Very cleverly they positioned the van so I couldn't see in the side windows, but after a couple of minutes the brake lights flashed twice so out I got. As I closed my door the van started rocking and I thought my luck was in!!!
1. Firstly a couple
2. Broad daylight
3. Only me around
4. Plenty of opportunity to see any other cars pull in therefore be able to get out of sight.
Can you imagine my disappointment when I got level with the side of the van to find the couple sticking the Vs up to me and giving me a load of shit about being a perv. Bastards.
Anyway, hopefully one day my dreams will come true and I'll get up close to some sexy fun!
Merry Christmas to you all (except those two!)
G x

14 Dec 2004

You'd have to be some kind of bored to spend your time doing that just to tell someone they're a perv........a) it's not news and b) it's hardly insulting

14 Dec 2004

gislingscot,we are familiar with the venue you described,and the attendant ,there is a place in the region,that many of the venue's ex-couples now use without problem..i've not said this to attract pm's from guys,but to point out that (a) your experience at that site wasn't unique,and (b) pissed off couples will,and do move on.

14 Dec 2004

I nominate us!
Cause we've not been out.

14 Dec 2004

Quote by Jackie and Ben
To be fair to the kent doggers we have had very little problem with them, most are perfect gents and if not the regular guys soon tell them to fuck off.

Nice to hear some praise for the Kent doggers, most of us like to keep britain tidy (so to speak), although we've still seen our fair share of assholes.
Like the group of teens in a well known port town.
They park as close to each car in turn, fake moans, flick their lights and then shout abuse when people don't respond.
Even the Police have acted against them...

15 Dec 2004

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/29834.html

16 Dec 2004

Can we nominate a car-load ?!!
Went out in Leics. last night, pulled onto the carpark, there's one car on there with the light on...our sidelights revealed FOUR lads grinning in Fiat Tipo. We went elsewhere but couldn't find any fun , so decided to go back...same four lads but with the lights off and parked in a different part of the carpark !
Do they not understand that our new-found enthusiasm does not extend to entertaining the one lad with a driving license and his mates when they come from the pub !
We came back again later (we're persistant ! smile

) and they'd gone, there were two cars there now and two guys came over but they obviously weren't getting what they wanted (no windows open, with offers of BJ's, I presume), so they went. We carried on regardless, far to into it by now to care and another car arrived, he got out to look but we finished about 15 minutes later and he got the hump because he hadn't come yet (we'd been there nearly an hour, so it wasn't really our fault !)
Other than that we had fun...might try organising something next time rather than going out on the off-chance though !:)

16 Dec 2004

May I nominate a member who posted an exact location in the Poole area in his very first post on this board? rolleyes

With plenty of problems at this venue already, no doubt there will be a lot more in the next few days/weeks and all because of his post evil

It's happened before, it will no doubt happen again, but I wish to Christ, people would read the rules before they post. Then they wonder why they never find any action at these sites!!!!! mad

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Tracy-Jayne

16 Dec 2004

Were not doggers (Mrs HC is curious though) but I have found this thread really interesting. It seems that you are a hardy lot, what with the weather and tossers you have to put up with!
Why not take down the licence plates and a description of the car and post them on a thread here. Perhaps if they are reading the forums it might scare them off.
Donâ€™t know if this is a good idea, if it has been tried before or whether there is a legal reason why you cant do it.

16 Dec 2004

Quote by Happy Cats
Why not take down the licence plates and a description of the car and post them on a thread here. Perhaps if they are reading the forums it might scare them off.

Can't find the thread right now, but this has been discussed before, and the legal implications of doing it would not be good to say the least.
However, there are local people using this site and between us, we do take note of any twats and their car reg and descriptions etc and let each other know who to avoid. It's the easiest way to let friends know without bringing the law down on us confused

Tracy-Jayne

16 Dec 2004

Quote by Scot
Name and shame dont work. Most prats dont use swinging heaven or any other web sites. Infact most dont have a pc. They see us as the prats for promoting dogging.
scot

I tend to agree. We've spoken to many local doggers and almost without exception, the older guys say it is the net which has spoiled their fun.
Not quite sure how to take that - we used the net to find out about dogging and where to go confused

Same guys however, think it's ok to sent text messages to all their mates whenever they see a couple entering the park. Five minutes later the place is swarming with guys and the couples get overwhelmed and leave rolleyes

So much for the net spoling their fun! They do it themselves by inviting every Tom, Dick and Harry along to what could have been a good show for them, if they had not invited half the country along too :roll: evil

Tracy-Jayne

17 Dec 2004

My nomination for Prat - or in this case Prats of the week are the two idiots in The xxxxxxxxxx Van who frequent well known sites near Birmingham.
They drive into sites and don't care who they might disturb as they park and barge in - they show no respect for people - be it those trying to watch or those performing.
My heart sinks whenever they appear as you just know that all couples there will soon be leaving.
Edit: please don't be specific, people are not here to defend themselves! Thanks

17 Dec 2004

You might wish to edit your post mate. It's forbidden to name and shame on here and your post is breaking the AUP rolleyes

Tracy-Jayne

18 Dec 2004

Plenty of pratts round my way,New forest,Ringwood seem to be young tossers out for a puff, dude who have no idea what time of day it is,never mind what's going on

19 Dec 2004

my pratt of the week goes to the owner of this car!

If you see this car or its owner do not approach. It is also know to hang around with a newer model with blue neon lights and a star wars horn. scary.
BBx lol