Opps perhaps I should have just let this slip into obscurity
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Warming the Bed
all this single girl in car stuff got me horny lol must say it donmt sound to safe think you need to be in a big car then u can run over them if things get out of handstill dogging in the daytime sounds a great idea thoui ive yet to find any any advice ...
Sex God
OOOh Sarge, that was ever so naughty of you 
Dont worry Missy, we will all look after you! We know that Sarge bloke has been very cruel reminding you of this post, and if you want to get your own back, I am sure there will be loads of ladies who would be more than happy to help you!
:giggle:
Dont worry Missy, we will all look after you! We know that Sarge bloke has been very cruel reminding you of this post, and if you want to get your own back, I am sure there will be loads of ladies who would be more than happy to help you!
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
So naive :lol2: and I still haven't plucked up the courage to go:lol2:
STILL not tried it? :shock: But you promised me ages ago that you would :?
Get your arse to Pompey next week and I'll take you out and show you the ropes on the way home . . . . but if there are any hunks about, I bagsy having 'em first :twisted: :evil2:
Tie the kids up and put them in the cupboard under the stairs for the night if you can't get a sitter for them. Chuck them in the coal house, the outhouse or the doghouse, just get yourself there :P :lol2:
T-J xxx
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So naive :lol2: and I still haven't plucked up the courage to go
STILL not tried it? :shock: But you promised me ages ago that you would :?
Get your arse to Pompey next week and I'll take you out and show you the ropes on the way home . . . . but if there are any hunks about, I bagsy having 'em first :twisted: :evil2:
Tie the kids up and put them in the cupboard under the stairs for the night if you can't get a sitter for them. Chuck them in the coal house, the outhouse or the doghouse, just get yourself there :P :lol2:
T-J xxx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now dogging with you TJ sounds bluddy brill :bounce: Only one prob with this plan tho :?
You always have me in stitches :lol2: - how the ell will I be able to do anything :rotflmao: Jon will just get cross and tell us to be sexy and it'll all go wrong :? :rotflmao:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dont worry Missy, we will all look after you! We know that Sarge bloke has been very cruel reminding you of this post, and if you want to get your own back, I am sure there will be loads of ladies who would be more than happy to help you!
:giggle:
Now I did tell a lie up there, cos I did go dogging once, just the once, t'up your end of the country actually
Trouble was, I was so terrified I spent most of the time trying to blend in and look like a car seat so noone saw me :shock: :uhoh:I got Sarge tho :lol2: dragged up his 'most embarrassing moment......... ever!' :lol2:
Sex God
Awww Missy I loved that car seat story, it was a corker! 
Will someone now drag up the story of Missy trying to pretend to be a car seat when she tried dogging?
:lol:
Gem. x
Will someone now drag up the story of Missy trying to pretend to be a car seat when she tried dogging?
:lol:
Gem. x
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Awww Missy I loved that car seat story, it was a corker!
Will someone now drag up the story of Missy trying to pretend to be a car seat when she tried dogging?
:lol:
Gem. x
OOOH I cant believe Im doing this but it was just soooo funny! Missy will go mad :shock:
Is this the one you mean Little Gem?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19081.html
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
OOOH I cant believe Im doing this but it was just soooo funny! Missy will go mad :shock:
Is this the one you mean Little Gem?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19081.html
Bad NWC!!!
How the ell did you find that :lol2: it was well tucked away!!! :shock:Actually just read it again and it's all flooding back to me
:rotflmao: Why is it that fantasies are so much more horny than RL?
Not only that, but nothing ever goes wrong in em! :? Quote by Missy
Luckily for everyone, my scream was a silent one
:lol: Quote by Missy
Was so busy concentrating on not trumping that I forgot I was wearing flared trousers and peed all over them........ This was the point that it dawned on me that convincing Frogster that I was infact a 'classy bird' was going to be a bit of an uphill struggle :undecided:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh god, that's hilarious.....can I take you dogging Missy?? :thumbup:
Sex God
Sorry Missy, but it was such a classic that it certainly needed bringing to the attention of anyone who is thinking of going dogging. (At least I only put the link on and didnt bump it up to the top)
Everytime I read that post, I can just imagine the look on your face, a real classic
Everytime I read that post, I can just imagine the look on your face, a real classic
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Sorry Missy, but it was such a classic that it certainly needed bringing to the attention of anyone who is thinking of going dogging. (At least I only put the link on and didnt bump it up to the top)
Everytime I read that post, I can just imagine the look on your face, a real classic
Very Naughty Wigan Couple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're doing this on purpose aren't you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Done the next best thing and bumped this thread instead!!!!! :shock: :lol2:
Sex God
I am so very sorry, but it is just so very funny (ive just read it again and it still makes me laugh)
Promise not to reply to this again (unless someone else puts something on which needs commenting on)
Promise not to reply to this again (unless someone else puts something on which needs commenting on)
Sex God
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Awww Missy I loved that car seat story, it was a corker!
Will someone now drag up the story of Missy trying to pretend to be a car seat when she tried dogging?
:lol:
Gem. x
OOOH I cant believe Im doing this but it was just soooo funny! Missy will go mad :shock:
Is this the one you mean Little Gem?
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/19081.html
Thats the one! GOd how I laughed then and how I am dreading impersonating Missy when I first go dogging! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Thats the one! GOd how I laughed then and how I am dreading impersonating Missy when I first go dogging!
I would worry Little Gem, I do those impersonations nearly everytime we go out :shock: Still frightens the life out of me when we go somewhere new!
Sex God
NWigs, If you're scared when you dogging then what hope have I got??! :shock:
I think I'm going to stick to clubbing!
Much warmer! PLus I can't possibly do a good enough impression of a car seat, not like Missy! :D
Absolute classic! HAve you tried it since though Missy?
Gem. x
I think I'm going to stick to clubbing!
Much warmer! PLus I can't possibly do a good enough impression of a car seat, not like Missy! :DAbsolute classic! HAve you tried it since though Missy?
Gem. x
