has anyone else noticed the influx of virgin wannabe doggers on the forum?..ok,so maybe its what the forum is for,but it seems like every other thread consists of one of the following:"newbie dogger needs advice","anyone out tonight"or"dogging dead in wherever".......guys,your first point of call on the forum is jomu's sticky,its full of good advice,read it,you will learn from it!.....if your dogging intrest has been fuelled by the media hype,you are sadly being misled,many carparks are empty much of the time,it aint a fucking circus!!if you go dogging,you are going to get cold,wet,piss bored most of the time..couples are not lining up to shag you,as a single guy you dont count for much,yes,in a way you are important,but its supply and demand,and at the moment there is more supply than demand,as the long column of zeros denote,alongside your threads.....if you have got the staying power for this game,i'll recap some of the advice given....wash,lights and engine off,watch in silence,touch only when invited,thank the couple,thumbs up will suffice for a show,dont follow when the couple leave,unless clearly invited,dont leave condoms or wipes lying around and dont rate performances out of 10,its not a competition!finally,if you have got the endurance for all night fishing,you may enjoy dogging,,although you will get more results fishing!
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Sex God
Although it has to be said , the smell can often be similar !
Warming the Bed
think i will give dirty 10 out of 10 not a truer word spoken :arrow: but there is the good times as well 
Well said dirty!
Unfortuantely I am thinking of hanging up my wellies and fishing rod...grrrr the press have a lot to answer for.
But as yourkie stated there are good time to be had if one is patient enough but these are getting fewer and farther between.
People (well guys) are deluded if they think they can turn upto the carpark when ever they feel like a quick shag and its going to be there offered on a plate....dream on boys!
Unfortuantely I am thinking of hanging up my wellies and fishing rod...grrrr the press have a lot to answer for.
But as yourkie stated there are good time to be had if one is patient enough but these are getting fewer and farther between.
People (well guys) are deluded if they think they can turn upto the carpark when ever they feel like a quick shag and its going to be there offered on a plate....dream on boys!
glad some of you agree!!..the good times,oh yeah,got a bit carried away and forgot to mention those,ha ha!!..no,seriously though,we really have met some nice people,and had some great nights dogging,i hope i didn.t sound too negative?.....the thread was really a comment about the seriously unrealistic attitudes adopted by some it is,in "the sport","the latest craze to sweep britain,dogging fun for all,texts to your phone ",then there is stan the man,driving reporters arond his venue for a documentary,"ban this filth"doing comic sketches about dogging etiquette,oh dear,no wonder these blokes want to have a peep too,haven't got a problem with that,but they sit in a carpark for five minutes,cant believe they haven't had a shag,so they are on the forum complaining that dogging must be dead,or anyone available to break em in?!,i mean,everyone else has to put in the hours,what makes them so special?......here i go again!aaarrg..mods,feel free to ban me!!!!
Sex God
Think that was a really useful piece of advice for the new single guys to dogging, but wondered if you could do something similar for any new coples. I know there are some excellent pieces of advice in the 'stickies' but how about some couples saying how they got into all this, and providing a bit of sensible advice for us not so experienced doggers.
We started dogging by accident (parked in a car park on the way home from a night out and very soon realised we were being watched, enjoyed it and went back again the following week!!). We were lucky that the guy watching us was very well behaved and not pushy, but things could have been very different!
We have since met a great guy off here and have been out with a great couple, who 'looked after us' and certainly showed us a thing or two (another great night) but when it comes to going out alone, and doing more than just putting on a show, well that's another story! We have also had a couple of 'not so nice' experiences and one of these have nearly stopped going out again, but hey, I dont give up that quick!
I dont really know what I expected dogging to be like, I still dont know what I expect dogging to be like, but I do know that you have to feel comfortable with the people you are with and anything which would make new couples feel that little bit more comfortable would be appreciated!
So come on guys, you are always saying we need more couples, so give us some advice on what we should/should not do when we get out there!
We started dogging by accident (parked in a car park on the way home from a night out and very soon realised we were being watched, enjoyed it and went back again the following week!!). We were lucky that the guy watching us was very well behaved and not pushy, but things could have been very different!
We have since met a great guy off here and have been out with a great couple, who 'looked after us' and certainly showed us a thing or two (another great night) but when it comes to going out alone, and doing more than just putting on a show, well that's another story! We have also had a couple of 'not so nice' experiences and one of these have nearly stopped going out again, but hey, I dont give up that quick!
I dont really know what I expected dogging to be like, I still dont know what I expect dogging to be like, but I do know that you have to feel comfortable with the people you are with and anything which would make new couples feel that little bit more comfortable would be appreciated!
So come on guys, you are always saying we need more couples, so give us some advice on what we should/should not do when we get out there!
Sex God
Jon and I started dogging a year ago. We saw it as a gentle way into the swinging lifestyle really.
We had been married since our teens, and after more than 20 years, we were not entirely sure how we could go about having someone else join us for sexual encounters.
To be honest, I had never heard of dogging and it was only after reading about it on this site, which Jon kindly showed me :shock: that I agreed to have a go at it.
The thought of letting a guy join us, but only if we were happy with it, gave me confidence that at least we would be be fairly safe in that we could say no and just leave if I felt unhappy etc.
I was reluctant to travel to a club for our first time as I thought I would be more under pressure "to perform". I know this is not the case now, but then I didn't.
For the first couple of months prior to the Stan Collymore incident, we had no end of pleasureable dogging experiences and even put some of them on the swingers stories pages! We both took to it like a duck to water and the doggers were polite, respectful and clean.
Sadly however, the whole scene has become over saturated with newbies who just don't have a clue what to do or how to go about it the right way. I'm sure that if we were starting out now with so many idiots about, I would have stopped on the very first night
Please newbies, you are more than welcome but only if you observe the etiquette and unspoken rules which Jomu and others have provided to help you, and they will if only you follow them
It is not a race to see who gets there first. The secret of dogging is patience, extremely good manners and personality. Be nice, chatty and friendly, but not pushy.
Couples will appreciate it believe me
Read the rules, adhere to them and have a bloody good time!
Tracy-Jayne & Jon
We had been married since our teens, and after more than 20 years, we were not entirely sure how we could go about having someone else join us for sexual encounters.
To be honest, I had never heard of dogging and it was only after reading about it on this site, which Jon kindly showed me :shock: that I agreed to have a go at it.
The thought of letting a guy join us, but only if we were happy with it, gave me confidence that at least we would be be fairly safe in that we could say no and just leave if I felt unhappy etc.
I was reluctant to travel to a club for our first time as I thought I would be more under pressure "to perform". I know this is not the case now, but then I didn't.
For the first couple of months prior to the Stan Collymore incident, we had no end of pleasureable dogging experiences and even put some of them on the swingers stories pages! We both took to it like a duck to water and the doggers were polite, respectful and clean.
Sadly however, the whole scene has become over saturated with newbies who just don't have a clue what to do or how to go about it the right way. I'm sure that if we were starting out now with so many idiots about, I would have stopped on the very first night
Please newbies, you are more than welcome but only if you observe the etiquette and unspoken rules which Jomu and others have provided to help you, and they will if only you follow them
It is not a race to see who gets there first. The secret of dogging is patience, extremely good manners and personality. Be nice, chatty and friendly, but not pushy.
Couples will appreciate it believe me
Read the rules, adhere to them and have a bloody good time!
Tracy-Jayne & Jon
oooh,advice for couples,you had to bloody ask didn't you!!!...well,lets ave a go,(h omitted on purpose for laddish effect)..its all about the lady feeling sexy really,isn't it?..to see the effect that you have on men is very enpowering,and as such can do wonders for the lady's confidence and self-esteem....have fun with that,dont go too far too quickly,anticipation is a large factor in the excitement,exploration a major part of the fun...whats the rush?...dont feel pressured into showing,just because 10 guys huddle around your car,you call the shots,not them....at first you will experience strong emotional reactions to situations,it takes a while to lower your defences,after all,your instincts are to reject sexual advances toward your wife,dont worry,its natural to feel get into a routine,try other sites,different times,or sometimes do nothing,the guys may take you for granted otherwise,or may lose intrest altogether,i've seen it forget,dogging is a trade-off,thank the guys for their part,we sometimes forget that bit!..i'm sure other couples will add to this,its a big subject!
Ok, so now the question's been asked..............D and myself are normally just lurkers on this site, but we occasionally post and absolutely love the dogging forum.
We started by going out one night and on the drive home just decided to stop on the spur of the moment and have some fun in a dark, quiet, secluded carpark. We'd done it before and really enjoyed the change of locale. Then one night while we were in the car park D whispered to me that she thought someone was outside watching us and I asked her if she wanted to go. "No, let's carry on!", so we did and just ignored the shadowy figure outside the car. He (?) didn't bother us and we didn;t acknowledge that he was there at all; we just had our fun and then left. After we got home we were so excited and turned on about what had just happened that we carried on for the next couple of hours in the bedroom.
Since then, we've visited several carparks around the Shropshire area and been watched lot's of times, mostly by single guys but occasionally by other couples who were also having fun in their car next to us. We were really looking forward to the summer when the evening's were warmer and lighter (we haven't got the guts to go out during the day - might offend someone) but we've been disappointed by the amount of dick-heads driving into the car park we've parked up in and whenever some of the loonies arrive, we tend to just stop and drive off. It's really kind of put us off a little, but we're now actually looking forward to the colder months because it might just get rid of the idiots who just arrive for two minutes, drive around with their lights on full beam and then piss off.
We're not after a whole 'group' thing with ten's of guys crowded round the car, we just want some sexy showing off while appreciative people look on and enjoy the show.
We don't want to make it sound like it all went wrong after our good start this year, but we both really wish the cretins/press/police would just leave us alone. Having said that, we've had some really good nights out this summer and I know during some of the nights when D has been working I've been out (with her knowledge!) and have met a great couple who D and myself regularly go and meet in carparks without saying a word and we just watch each other in the car. Fantastic!
So, single guys. If you want to go out to car parks late at night and try and find couples who are immediately going to say, "Hop on!", don't bother. It takes a lot of patience and perseverance and if you try anything that you think might be construed as a bit pushy, it probably is, so don't bother since "your request for credit may be refused', and you'll be 'offended', sometimes quite painfully. Just think about it and don't be a dick on legs.
J & D
(Apologies for length )
We started by going out one night and on the drive home just decided to stop on the spur of the moment and have some fun in a dark, quiet, secluded carpark. We'd done it before and really enjoyed the change of locale. Then one night while we were in the car park D whispered to me that she thought someone was outside watching us and I asked her if she wanted to go. "No, let's carry on!", so we did and just ignored the shadowy figure outside the car. He (?) didn't bother us and we didn;t acknowledge that he was there at all; we just had our fun and then left. After we got home we were so excited and turned on about what had just happened that we carried on for the next couple of hours in the bedroom.
Since then, we've visited several carparks around the Shropshire area and been watched lot's of times, mostly by single guys but occasionally by other couples who were also having fun in their car next to us. We were really looking forward to the summer when the evening's were warmer and lighter (we haven't got the guts to go out during the day - might offend someone) but we've been disappointed by the amount of dick-heads driving into the car park we've parked up in and whenever some of the loonies arrive, we tend to just stop and drive off. It's really kind of put us off a little, but we're now actually looking forward to the colder months because it might just get rid of the idiots who just arrive for two minutes, drive around with their lights on full beam and then piss off.
We're not after a whole 'group' thing with ten's of guys crowded round the car, we just want some sexy showing off while appreciative people look on and enjoy the show.
We don't want to make it sound like it all went wrong after our good start this year, but we both really wish the cretins/press/police would just leave us alone. Having said that, we've had some really good nights out this summer and I know during some of the nights when D has been working I've been out (with her knowledge!) and have met a great couple who D and myself regularly go and meet in carparks without saying a word and we just watch each other in the car. Fantastic!
So, single guys. If you want to go out to car parks late at night and try and find couples who are immediately going to say, "Hop on!", don't bother. It takes a lot of patience and perseverance and if you try anything that you think might be construed as a bit pushy, it probably is, so don't bother since "your request for credit may be refused', and you'll be 'offended', sometimes quite painfully. Just think about it and don't be a dick on legs.
J & D
(Apologies for length
) Couples vary - some get straight down to it, some go walkies (by day) having the thrill of guys following discreetly behind.
The main thing for guys is: don't drive on top of the car with the couple with full light beams on them - this always puts them off.
And yes dogging needs lots of patience - waiting around!!!
Longstayer.
The main thing for guys is: don't drive on top of the car with the couple with full light beams on them - this always puts them off.
And yes dogging needs lots of patience - waiting around!!!
Longstayer.
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The main thing for guys is: don't drive on top of the car with the couple with full light beams on them - this always puts them off.
Longstayer.
Especially at our car, as I illuminate you with my 1 million candle power portable hand held spot lamp!! That soon makes them leave or switch their lights off pretty sharpish!!
As for patience - that is just as import as any of the 'rules' jump on a couple as soon as they pull in will normally result in a "Fuck Off!!" - give people time to settle, dont crowd or park too close, and do as you're asked - if you are told no touching thats what it means and so on.
We get to a point where if we get pissed off once or twice on the trot, we'll leave it a few weeks - as its a bit of a couples desert round here, that gets the message across ;)
Common courtesy goes a long way, and in our case, ensures a full audience participation ;)
Sex God
Big G is worried abou Jomu !! Why hasnt he been on this thread yet? Is he ill or just fed up of us all ??
Everyone else seems to be doing OK.
In any case, newbies never follow advice, they reckon that first-come-first-shagged is the best motto.
They inevitably park up, with sidelights on, and then drive onto every car that comes in.
Sigh...
It's raining tonight...so there will be fun about somewhere...last time it pissed down I got soaked...but it was one of the best nights ever...I'll be "on the hill" tonight.
In any case, newbies never follow advice, they reckon that first-come-first-shagged is the best motto.
They inevitably park up, with sidelights on, and then drive onto every car that comes in.
Sigh...
It's raining tonight...so there will be fun about somewhere...last time it pissed down I got soaked...but it was one of the best nights ever...I'll be "on the hill" tonight.
Sex God
Rain is the best weather for dogging. All the boy racers are tucked up safe and warm in front of their PS2s and the dickheads think they will melt in a bit of water :roll: :roll:
In the rain, you know you're going to meet proper doggers, not just the MBB or wannabes.
:roll: :roll: In the rain, you know you're going to meet proper doggers, not just the MBB or wannabes.
Sex God
Hehehehe they cant go out in the rain cos it melts the glue on the double sided tape their spoilers are held on with .
Hope you guys had fun tonight
Hope you guys had fun tonight
As I fit the profile of a newbie... single, male and....new 
. I'd just like to say thanks for the advice above.
Personally the thing I am most concerned about is stepping out of line, even on this site there does seem to be a lot of guy's expecting to get laid just by pulling up in a car park, and you worry about false expectations.
The idea, for me, about dogging is the shear horniness of the whole experience, and to get that feeling I'm sure patience is needed, but to get advice from seasoned doggers helps out loads.
Thanks all.
. I'd just like to say thanks for the advice above.Personally the thing I am most concerned about is stepping out of line, even on this site there does seem to be a lot of guy's expecting to get laid just by pulling up in a car park, and you worry about false expectations.
The idea, for me, about dogging is the shear horniness of the whole experience, and to get that feeling I'm sure patience is needed, but to get advice from seasoned doggers helps out loads.
Thanks all.
Sex God
Yeah you wont go far wrong listening to Jomu ( if you ignore his occasional rant) he is not only seasoned , but weve heard he comes spiced and marinaded and drizzled with extra virgin olive oil .
Good luck finding what youre after .
Good luck finding what youre after .
