Seasonal Dogging Traditions!

13 Oct 2005

Sorry,sorry, sorry!
It's a daft thread but I just booked a restaurant for a christmas get together and am feeling festive!!
Almost everyone has Christmas traditions - unwrapping one present on Christmas Eve, watching Queenie's speech, spending yuletide on a beach etc!
But do you guys have dogging traditions for it too? do you wear a santa hat in car parks in December, do you always go dogging on Christmas Eve with a lantern, do you sing carols while you're waiting for someone else to show up or do you just pull a cracker :twisted: ?

13 Oct 2005

Ermm
Does wearing long johns, two pairs of socks, thermal vest and taking a flask of tea count?

13 Oct 2005

Bah Humbug...........................
No more talk of Christmas please before 1st December :!: mad

13 Oct 2005

I am getting seriously worried about Dipity,

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

13 Oct 2005

She cant be getting out enough :!:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by master55
She cant be getting out enough :!:

Must be all the time she spends on the computer, bet she even uses that Internet thingy lol

13 Oct 2005

Ya wanna watch that there internet thing - it can be addictive. LEADS YA TO ALL KINDS OF NAUGHTY THINGS wink

13 Oct 2005

Quote by couplefunuk
Ya wanna watch that there internet thing - it can be addictive. LEADS YA TO ALL KINDS OF NAUGHTY THINGS

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thats it, Im off before I end up doing naughty things :lol:
Bloody chance would be a fine thing!

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Ya wanna watch that there internet thing - it can be addictive. LEADS YA TO ALL KINDS OF NAUGHTY THINGS

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Thats it, Im off before I end up doing naughty things :lol:
Bloody chance would be a fine thing!
I agree chance would be a fine thing, Ive done nothing else on my week off this week but sit in front of here and whilst I may get some fun in two weeks time, I'm getting nowt so far this week :!:

13 Oct 2005

Meh! You bunch of Scrooges.......Christmas is great! I've even found my furry antlers in my desk drawer, I'll be wearing them from 1st December! (although not for dogging activity, that would just be silly lol

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Pass the pills please nurse innocent

13 Oct 2005

Oh cum all ye faithful innocent

14 Oct 2005

i sat here and wrote these being inspired by the thread,so please don't shoot me,it's near time for bed,pm me if ever you want a dirty ditty,or please leave your comments if you think they are shitty xxx cappy
Away in a layby, no room for a bed
The little blonde slapper laid down and give head
The stars in the bright sky looked down where she lay,
The policeman who nicked them was wanking away
The cars were all glowing, the lights on inside,
But little blonde slapper was grinning with pride.
i love to go dogging,at this time of year
i think next time a woman,and no i'm not queer
she drives a nice soft top,with the roof fully down
she can suck cock for hours,god knows she could drown
her goal for next year,well she dont really mind
just as long as there's layby's for her car to find
tidings of CUMfort and joy(not as good)
god rest you merry dogging girls
leave your interior lights onnnnnnnn
its time to rub your clits for us
so we can get hardonssssssss
i think this year is very wet
well thats the good intent
so ohhhhhh off to the car park i went
off i went....
ohhhhh off to the car park i went
and it's tidings of CUMfort and joy
legs open for the boys.....
oh its tidings of CUMfort and joyyyyyyyyy

14 Oct 2005

Cappy, that was just soooo funny. Good job I swallowed my coffee before I started reading it or it would have been a coffee meets screen moment!
Good one lol

14 Oct 2005

Quote by cappy
i sat here and wrote these being inspired by the thread,so please don't shoot me,it's near time for bed,pm me if ever you want a dirty ditty,or please leave your comments if you think they are shitty xxx cappy
Away in a layby, no room for a bed
The little blonde slapper laid down and give head
The stars in the bright sky looked down where she lay,
The policeman who nicked them was wanking away
The cars were all glowing, the lights on inside,
But little blonde slapper was grinning with pride.
i love to go dogging,at this time of year
i think next time a woman,and no i'm not queer
she drives a nice soft top,with the roof fully down
she can suck cock for hours,god knows she could drown
her goal for next year,well she dont really mind
just as long as there's layby's for her car to find
tidings of CUMfort and joy(not as good)
god rest you merry dogging girls
leave your interior lights onnnnnnnn
its time to rub your clits for us
so we can get hardonssssssss
i think this year is very wet
well thats the good intent
so ohhhhhh off to the car park i went
off i went....
ohhhhh off to the car park i went
and it's tidings of CUMfort and joy
legs open for the boys.....
oh its tidings of CUMfort and joyyyyyyyyy

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Well done :!: :!: :!: :!:

14 Oct 2005

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Cappy, that was just soooo funny. Good job I swallowed my coffee before I started reading it or it would have been a coffee meets screen moment!
Good one

i used to write them about the people as they walked into a chat room lol
maybe i'll start writing ditty's again....thanks glad it made you laff xxx

15 Oct 2005

Excellent......it'll certainly get rid of the chicken tonite song for quite some time! lol

15 Oct 2005

:doh: now u got me singing it...
i feel like dogging tonight
dogging tonight :P

15 Oct 2005

Another old dogging tradition seems to be decorating Silkys side of the car with sparkly tinsel ! :shock:

16 Oct 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Another old dogging tradition seems to be decorating Silkys side of the car with sparkly tinsel ! :shock:

rofl

22 Oct 2005

excellent!!!!!!!!