hi gang...just thinking bout the other night,sort of scratching me head now,hope some of you boys can help........there i am,straddling mrs d in the back of the motor,six faces peering in,fine,thats what shows are right?...but,just before the vinegar stroke,the thought occured,fuck,i've got six geezers looking at me arse!...those guys must have been thinking,"cmon dirty you fat bastard,we aint here to look at you,get off so we can see the ole mott",quite right too,i'm a little paranoid now too!...cmon guys,give it too us straight,would you rather see a lass going solo,or,if you like the full on boning exhibition,what position is best from a voyeur perspective?...what about photo shoots,i mean,can you imagine watching those shots of silky being made?..i'm surprised the flashgun didn't freezeframe jets of dogger juice crossing over like a lazer lightshow!......cmon guys,say what you think,we do the shows for you lot after all,you might as well get value,maybe you like it "as they come"?........which whinger said "whats a show"?
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Sex God
Well I cant say it hasnt crossed my mind that my own bits and pieces dont fill the window frame now and then , but were dutiful doggers who always try and position ourselves for the best angle in a Hitchcockian way . We would actually love to get some doggers in the pictures we take , but many dont trust us enough , and thats fair do's I guess ( ive only ever let one hold the camera and that was only cos he'd have to have been Daley Thompson to get the 100 yards to his car before i clumped him wiv the jack) trust isnt something that common in spur of the moment carpark encounters.
The lazer spunk show would make a great shot though , always assuming they didnt aim it at the new paint on the jag .
It would be nice to find a few willing models , but we live in hope . As for my fat arse well its unlikely to appear on our site or anywhere else.
The lazer spunk show would make a great shot though , always assuming they didnt aim it at the new paint on the jag .
It would be nice to find a few willing models , but we live in hope . As for my fat arse well its unlikely to appear on our site or anywhere else.
Before I went dogging, I always imagined it where the woman would be astride her man facing him.....then I joined SH and that little fantasy moved onto the woman being spread out over the bonnet (normally face down, but that's just a me thing 
). Then I finally caught a couple at it and she was on top, which was good as I couldn't see much below the window!
So, my answer is no, I don't want to see a guys arse bobbing up and down.....I want you out of the car so I can see your cock sliding in and out, or at least get a glimpse of it with your girl moving up and down. I like to get a good look at everyone (unless I'm lucky enough to be close up enough to get my hands on some boobies!) but I guess the male doggers might be interested in a slightly different view
). Then I finally caught a couple at it and she was on top, which was good as I couldn't see much below the window!So, my answer is no, I don't want to see a guys arse bobbing up and down.....I want you out of the car so I can see your cock sliding in and out, or at least get a glimpse of it with your girl moving up and down. I like to get a good look at everyone (unless I'm lucky enough to be close up enough to get my hands on some boobies!) but I guess the male doggers might be interested in a slightly different view
photo fun,yeah,we find that a real ice-breaker,and have witnesed the reluctance of guys to pose,like you say,understandable under the circumstances!...as for doing it over the bonnet,nice idea,except my bonnet is about 5 ft off the ground,then there is a bullbar like a cattle grid,mrs dirty is nearly six foot and can just about clamber up there,but i'd need a trampett to each her,even with my 14 incher!!!.........dont worry guys,the two round hairy things 14 inches from the tip of me cock,are the cheecks of me fucking arse!!.........88 reads at the time of writing,two replies,both from the key players,i'm not the brightest light on the forum,but that leaves 86 forum "lurkers",no doubt moaning at the lack of opprtunity for newbies to join the conversation within our little clique,cmon lads for fuck sake,even if you haven't been dogging yet,you must have some idea about what you want to see or do?..the question wasn't that difficult was it?
Warming the Bed
Hi to you both
FIrstly, I've gotta say that it's great that you have your audience's satisfaction at heart - I guess it must be easy to lose sight (ifyou pardon the pun) of what's actually on show!
For me, although my full-on dogging experiences are rarer than rocking horse shit, the sight of the female form is the big turn-on. I am a real breast-man and get off on a good view of the female partner's breast a-jiggling. Mostly though, when I have hit lucky, all that's been on view has been a misted up window with the suggestion of movement somewhere behind it. Maybe I've just been unlucky up 'til now, but if there's any couples around the north east who fancy showing all they've got - it'd be great to hear from you.
G xx
FIrstly, I've gotta say that it's great that you have your audience's satisfaction at heart - I guess it must be easy to lose sight (ifyou pardon the pun) of what's actually on show!
For me, although my full-on dogging experiences are rarer than rocking horse shit, the sight of the female form is the big turn-on. I am a real breast-man and get off on a good view of the female partner's breast a-jiggling. Mostly though, when I have hit lucky, all that's been on view has been a misted up window with the suggestion of movement somewhere behind it. Maybe I've just been unlucky up 'til now, but if there's any couples around the north east who fancy showing all they've got - it'd be great to hear from you.
G xx
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as for doing it over the bonnet,nice idea,except my bonnet is about 5 ft off the ground,then there is a bullbar like a cattle grid,mrs dirty is nearly six foot and can just about clamber up there,but i'd need a trampett to each her,even with my 14 incher!!!.........
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Stop it, you're making me laugh and dogging is a serious business you know!!
dirtydoggers hello
well i have to admit seeing a woman paly with herself has to be my fav bit........ but.............thats BUT not BUTT mr dirty , dont mind seeing the hubby/boyfriend (altho im straight) have his wicked way at the end (lucky sod)
and to the bonnet thing .........well id give you a lift up mr dirty so you can get to mrs dirty on the bonnet what are freinds for :lol:
im just off to find my leather belts for serenity (sorry if i spelt name wrong
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well i have to admit seeing a woman paly with herself has to be my fav bit........ but.............thats BUT not BUTT mr dirty
, dont mind seeing the hubby/boyfriend (altho im straight) have his wicked way at the end (lucky sod)and to the bonnet thing .........well id give you a lift up mr dirty so you can get to mrs dirty on the bonnet what are freinds for :lol:
im just off to find my leather belts for serenity (sorry if i spelt name wrong
) sorry serendipity,back to the bulging eyes and gnashng teeth expression then!!.........gc123,thank you,no,really,good to hear from you for audience satisfaction,yes it is in our interests,we really do want the night to be fun for all parties concearned,if we are going to give a show,we get off on the guys getting off,for us,that is a fair exchange..
Sex God
Well, if I was every lucky enough to see someone dogging, then as long as they looked like they were enjoying themselves, dont really think I would mind what they were doing!
We always seem to get a good response if I take Bob with me (Plastic friend) but even if the single doggers only get a good look at Mr Naughties bum bobbing up and down, they haven't complained so far (well, they haven't complained to us)!
I also fancy being lent over the car bonet but knowing Mr Naughty, he would attached two polishing pads to my boobs so I could clean his bonet while we were at it :twisted:
We always seem to get a good response if I take Bob with me (Plastic friend) but even if the single doggers only get a good look at Mr Naughties bum bobbing up and down, they haven't complained so far (well, they haven't complained to us)!
I also fancy being lent over the car bonet but knowing Mr Naughty, he would attached two polishing pads to my boobs so I could clean his bonet while we were at it :twisted:
Except perhaps with a little more flair and showmanship !;)
Sexpert
HIya Mr & Mrs Dirty,
You have known us for quite a while now and have seen me and Mrs Doggingtwo play on a few occasions,We like you,like to please the guys that watch us show.
What do you think of the way we perform ? which is usually with her legs akimbo on the dash and me using our toys on her while she is pulling at her tits in betwen me licking and sucking on her nipples.
On one occasion i took advantage of her outside the car,but even though the "Master" gave glowing reports to you,i wonder if the sight of my hairy arse pumping had the same effect as watching 8ins of dildo being pushed home.
We both know the effect that photo shoots have on guys,but next time lets ask the onlookers how they would like the fems to pose.
Another thing while showing is does the way the female dress add to the excitement for the watcher? as you know like Mrs Dirty my partner always dresses to please.
One guy we have shown to a few times,only lasted a few minutes last time and even apologised to us,saying that the attire she was wearing made him so quick.
The bonnet of our car is always available for you and Mrs Dirty to use anytime you like,and as regards 14" i,me sure the last time Mrs Doggingtwo saw it she put an estimate on it of 11" so next time we meet you must let me use that growbag of yours,and i,me not talking about Mrs Dirty either.
Doggingtwo.
You have known us for quite a while now and have seen me and Mrs Doggingtwo play on a few occasions,We like you,like to please the guys that watch us show.
What do you think of the way we perform ? which is usually with her legs akimbo on the dash and me using our toys on her while she is pulling at her tits in betwen me licking and sucking on her nipples.
On one occasion i took advantage of her outside the car,but even though the "Master" gave glowing reports to you,i wonder if the sight of my hairy arse pumping had the same effect as watching 8ins of dildo being pushed home.
We both know the effect that photo shoots have on guys,but next time lets ask the onlookers how they would like the fems to pose.
Another thing while showing is does the way the female dress add to the excitement for the watcher? as you know like Mrs Dirty my partner always dresses to please.
One guy we have shown to a few times,only lasted a few minutes last time and even apologised to us,saying that the attire she was wearing made him so quick.
The bonnet of our car is always available for you and Mrs Dirty to use anytime you like,and as regards 14" i,me sure the last time Mrs Doggingtwo saw it she put an estimate on it of 11" so next time we meet you must let me use that growbag of yours,and i,me not talking about Mrs Dirty either.
Doggingtwo.
Sex God
Great posts as always folks.
I have never seen anyone having sex yet so am unable to add anything of much use save saying that the shows I watch are always first class and the very sexy clothing certainly helps as was proven very recently on a cold night.
Have fun all, I'm off for a quick snooze before tonight's session and I hope to have my new lighting working if I wake up in time to complete the job.
Harry Jones
29yr old single straight male dogger
I have never seen anyone having sex yet so am unable to add anything of much use save saying that the shows I watch are always first class and the very sexy clothing certainly helps as was proven very recently on a cold night.
Have fun all, I'm off for a quick snooze before tonight's session and I hope to have my new lighting working if I wake up in time to complete the job.
Harry Jones
29yr old single straight male dogger
aaah,doggingtwo and the rock have popped in for a chat,hi gang,long time no see.....yeah,i suppose its a visual thing,but also the guys imagining they are in our position,as in a porno movie maybe,where those solo girl masturbation ones are a tad boring?..i think mrs dirty is going to have to get on top more!!...what we need is another girly for mrs d to show with,we can stand outside the motor,whipping the owd weasle,wouldn't matter about which one was on top!!..i feel a thread brewing guys!!
Sexlightened
Hi,
Just thought I'd add to the growing consensus that if us guys get to see anything at all we think it's been a great night !
As for personal preference..... girl on top is good if you're in the car, especially if you can do it across the seats, so that whoever is looking in through the window behind you gets a good view. :shock:
Lady playing with herself, or being played with is exciting, but just like in "real sex", I'd consider it a starter rather than the main course.
As to on the bonnet..........great for all viewers ! Even us straight guys love to see a cock sliding into a wet pussy (it's why we watch porn after all).
As for the question of what to wear? Stockings, sussies and high heels are always a safe bet if you want to turn a bloke on. If you can do just that, I don't think you'll hear any complaints.
hwoar:
Just thought I'd add to the growing consensus that if us guys get to see anything at all we think it's been a great night !
As for personal preference..... girl on top is good if you're in the car, especially if you can do it across the seats, so that whoever is looking in through the window behind you gets a good view. :shock:
Lady playing with herself, or being played with is exciting, but just like in "real sex", I'd consider it a starter rather than the main course.
As to on the bonnet..........great for all viewers ! Even us straight guys love to see a cock sliding into a wet pussy (it's why we watch porn after all).
As for the question of what to wear? Stockings, sussies and high heels are always a safe bet if you want to turn a bloke on. If you can do just that, I don't think you'll hear any complaints.
hwoar: Sex God
We always find that the highlight of the show , and the bit that seems to get the most gasps of appreciation is if I come all over Silkys face and then she scoops the lot up and swallows it . I only wish I could respond quickly enough to the calls of encore rofl.
Sexlightened
Big G..... what can I say?
It's the ultimate climax (pun intended) to any show ! :lickface:
It's the ultimate climax (pun intended) to any show ! :lickface:
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As yet a virgin cpl, I think we would be very worried about getting ou t of the car ? We only wish to show or watch, getting out of the car seems like a bit of an invite for mauling ?
Still wishing to get this right !
I'd imagine showing outside the car is more the domain of experienced couples, probably something you work up to (I am guessing, I don't know!) and only do when you feel comfortable with it.
I have to say, as one of the more experienced couples referred to above, our show always starts with Jackie putting on a show with " Rodger " her plastic friend. It then normally involves her going on all four and looking after Ben while still giving the guys a real eyeful.
After that, when the hormones are raging we open the door and have some serious fun........ but thats when it stops being a show and becomes a participation sport. But hey everybody seems to love it.
:spit: :wanker:
Love
Jackie and Ben
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After that, when the hormones are raging we open the door and have some serious fun........ but thats when it stops being a show and becomes a participation sport. But hey everybody seems to love it.
:spit: :wanker: Love
Jackie and Ben
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Sexpert
well - speaking as a newbie - id love to see as much as i can. Participation for me is a bonus, im more than happy to watch.
As Serendipity says - it would be nice to see the whole action !!!! Watching is a real turn on for me and participation of any sort (m or F) would be a positive bonus.
As Serendipity says - it would be nice to see the whole action !!!! Watching is a real turn on for me and participation of any sort (m or F) would be a positive bonus.
