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fucking hell,mrs dirty loves to see it,proof of arousal and all that,jomu rightly points out that coppers and journalists are unlikely to do that outside a vehicle,fair comment,seperates the doggers from the wankers,but,isnt it beastly behaviour?...sure,i like a good show mself,very arousing,but the look on my little face the first time i saw gentlemen masturbating,oh dear,better join them i thought,obviously the done it comes,nothing,i'm looking left and right,furious snake strangling going on all around,but,i just lost i know,as mrs dirty loves nothing more than a skyward pointing organ,i guess most fem partners do,during a show anyway,time and a place,even for beastlyness....do you lads do it out of duty,cause you want to,or just to prove you aint a journalist,cause if you was,you wouldn't wank during a show,but certainly would during the rest of the day?......couples,i know what you are going to say,its obligatory,right?
Sexlightened
Surely it's why we're there?
We watch because it turns us on....resulting in skywards pointing helmet.......and that leads to us whipping it out and cracking one off.
If the lady we're watching gets off on seeing us going at it, all the better !!!
thargor,ta for your input,glad you are one of the shakers....as it being the reason you are there,well,thats your preference,i just feel less self-concious performing in the car,even with an audience.........i used to go to a few strip shows,gentlemans evenings they used to call them!1..you know,couple of strippers and a comedian,theshows were horny as hell,but i never saw a guy take himself in the comic would have had a field day!,but i did wonder,if a couple of guys started,whether others would follow suit,ha ha........no,your points are valid mate,glad you posted,like i said,when we show,mrs dirty likes to see it,when i watched a show,i felt horny,but felt i should,just because the others were,but let myself down.i guess it takes a bit of getting used to?..also,i noticed if its a group watching,usually the more experienced doggers take the lead,then the others follow.
Warming the Bed
Stiil not having taken the plunge yet ,We were still wondering what my be happening outside as it were, now I reckon we know lol
Forum Virgin
We were wondering about this after our first 'show recently'. We'd parked up in a known spot and I was getting busy with Mrs when we noticed that we'd attracted the attention of a Guy. He stayed at a respectful distance and we flahed the interior lights as we understood this to be the accepted 'signal'. Sure enough, he sidled over to see me working on Mrs with her flexible friend, tits out and moaning, oblivious to it all.
As it was out first time, we were both nervous and Mrs had her eyes closed. I whispered that he was by the car watching and then the inevitable happened! A tosser pulls up behind us with lights blazing and just sits there! mad The watcher shuffled off and stayed in the distance while we sat there getting more and more pissed off with the guy behind.
What followed was half an hour of moving around until said tosser got the message and left us alone. Watcher rejoined us and by this time Mrs was treating me to a blow job worthy of a porn star! I signalled the guy to my side of the car so he could see better and he duly obliged. After I couldn't hold it any further, he wandered off into the darkness. What shocked us was the fact that he hadn't 'whacked one out', so to speak, as we both kind of expected and was excited by the anticipation of watching him.
Our further question is: Is this the norm? We fancy the spectator side of this 'hobby' but are not interested in going any further. Maybe he was holding out for more, like an invitation. Or maybe the show wasn't up to the usual standard. Your comments would be greatly appreciated. But after all is said and done, we found the experience to be truly liberating and will certainly be playing again! :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Kent couple
Nice to see your post, as I said we are still to take the plunge, but the twit with the full blast lights (Boy racer ) is a worry, but the fact you two enjoyed it is a great incentive,
Regards
hiya kentcple,wow,only your second post,and on my thread,i'm chuffed.....ok,you are correct in your observation that the guy may have been holding out for more,it does happen,although i cant comment on your individual case!......as to your show not being up to standard,well,i've never seen your show,but i wouldn't think you have anything to worry about on that score,weve had guys wanking at the window whilst drinking coffee,seductivly presumably!!ha ha.....hope to see more posts from you guys soon,take care.
Warming the Bed
I find this thread fascinating.
Whenever I get to watch a show (much less often than I'd like), I always get out of my car and stroll towards the show, holding back about 30 feet. Close enough to be seen but not so close as to annoy. If I get a singnal I'll move closer, but if not I go back to my car and wait.
The thing is, on each occasion that I had the signal to move closer I always get the todger out and set to work on it. Until reading this thread I never considered anyone would object - after all, I'm only doing what they are doing (sort of).
Are there any women out there who would object to this behaviour? If so, How would I know (without getting smacked in the teeth!)?
Sex God
Quote by watchingu2
Whenever I get to watch a show (much less often than I'd like), I always get out of my car and stroll towards the show, holding back about 30 feet. Close enough to be seen but not so close as to annoy.

Bad move. If you hang around 30 feet away, how do the couple know that you're not some weird sort of undercover cop or a total fruit bat, or a reporter???? Why not go over and say hello?
Let's face it, if you want to watch something, why not be honest about it? Why the shame faced lingering about in the shadows? You're much more likely to get a slap or laughed at if you act dodgy like this than if you are upfront and honest.
I'm not into doing shows. I'm into watching, but lots of blokes think when they see us that we're going to put on a show for them. WRONG! But at least the upfront guys who come over and say hello or who come close enough for me to speak to get asked what their intentions are. If the are there to watch they get told no thanks and no time has been wasted on either part. However, those that hang around in the shadows just piss me off. SImple as.
We spent an hour in some woods yesterday being followed by 4 guys, all at a distance, so we just led them on a wild goose chase over some marshy bits cool . At least the fat one in the yellow jumper got some much needed exercise :P :P :P . It is a gay cruising area so why they could not fuck each other is anyone's guess, but that's anonther story. Anyways, they were of the lingering about in the shadows crowd who we just took the piss out of, and who got nothing. Sad fucks, that's all I can say rolleyes :roll: :roll: .
Anyways, wanking is the name of the game, so it's a bit expected really.... and at least you know that the wankers aren't cops confused
Just my view 8-)
Warming the Bed
Appreciate your view bluexxx. Perhaps I should just approach, but a) I've always thought this would be unacceptable till I see a signal, and b) if I stay further away, how will they know I am interested - walking past at 30 feet would be close enough for them to see me but not so close as to be intrusive.
As for hanging around in the shadows - not me Blue. If I don't get a signal I return to my own car!
I've been to sites where there have been lots of men hanging around in shadows, and I think this just stops any action from getting started.
I guess it's a case of balancing the needs to show interest with the need not to offend.
Sex God
Quote by watchingu2
Appreciate your view bluexxx. Perhaps I should just approach, but a) I've always thought this would be unacceptable till I see a signal, and b) if I stay further away, how will they know I am interested - walking past at 30 feet would be close enough for them to see me but not so close as to be intrusive.
As for hanging around in the shadows - not me Blue. If I don't get a signal I return to my own car!
I've been to sites where there have been lots of men hanging around in shadows, and I think this just stops any action from getting started.
I guess it's a case of balancing the needs to show interest with the need not to offend.

At least you're not a shadow-lingerer! rolleyes Satin and I have a great laugh watching blokes trying to get closer - it really is like carry on dogging sometimes. We've seen people trying to hide - badly, in white t-shirts, people pretending to take their dog for a walk - backwards and forwards, backwards and forwards....., guys pretending to be trees, pretending to inspect the local environment, pretending to get something out their boot (and again, and again, and again) etc etc etc. The worst ones are the ones who try to hide - very sad indeed evil . But the second worst, and perhaps more annoying cos they tend to be persistent are those who walk around a distance away. Then they get back in their car, then they do it all again in a few minutes time. If they don't come close enough to speak to they don't get a signal. If I can't speak to them I don't trust them. And I think they're a tosser who is wasting my time
Simple as.
If they haven't the guts to come over and let me speak to them they just deserve to be laughed it.
As you are one of those who hangs around car hopping, you'd bug the fuck out of us. At best we'd laugh and give you wanker signs as we drove off. Have a think about how your behaviour looks like to the objective observer confused :? :? :? Mr Yellow Jumper who did exactly the same to us yesterday was VERY lucky he didn't get a thick lip for wasting our time. Maybe next time I might just let my fist slip on to his face :? :? :? :?
Isn't she devine when she's angry? :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Mal
cool
Sex God
Quote by watchingu2
The thing is, on each occasion that I had the signal to move closer I always get the todger out and set to work on it. Until reading this thread I never considered anyone would object - after all, I'm only doing what they are doing (sort of).
Are there any women out there who would object to this behaviour? If so, How would I know (without getting smacked in the teeth!)?

rolleyes Getting your dick out whilst still approaching the car is almost as bad as the guys who walk straight up the the car, out with their dick and off they go!
Wouldn't be so bad if we were actually doing something, but often we've only just arrived :shock:
Last Thursday evening Jon and I went to a local spot and before we'd been there for two minutes, there were two guys at the door, my side of course, jerking off for all they were worth mad
We sat there and had a laugh but after a while it became really irritating when they started to circle the car and then took turns at running off and telling every guy in the park, that there was at last a woman in the vicinity blink .
Made us think of jackals who form a circle around their prey just before they pounce on it :roll: evil
Get real guys! If you want to watch a show, at least wait until there is one to watch banghead
To the twats who didn't get a show in Poole last week (P reg dark green Vectra and G reg red van) because of their extreme bad manners, next time you do it you'll have to contend with more than us driving off :x flipa
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Quote by RedHot
To the twats who didn't get a show in Poole last week (P reg dark green Vectra and G reg red van) because of their extreme bad manners, next time you do it you'll have to contend with more than us driving off mad flipa

I'm not one to advocate violence usually ( :shock: ) but seriously, I'm suprised that these types of guy get away without being slapped on a regular basis. They;d have no defense either. Imagine ringing the police to say you'd been assaulted and the intervewing officer asks you to describe the events leading up to the assault..... the scene goes something like this....
Guy: "I was tossing myself off at a car window then suddenly they got out and punched me for no apparent reason"
Police Officer: " rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: "
Come on guys..... sort it out, eh! confused :? :? :?
Warming the Bed
Seems like I get just about everythjing wrong doesn't it! I would like to write a lengthy relpy but perhaps an appointment with a therapist would be more in order!!!
Seriously, thanks for all the comments - I will consider myself educated rather than chastised, because I would hate to leave negative comments!!
Enjoy yourselves.
Warming the Bed
I think from my limited expereience that the best way to safely dog and to know if the recipients are okay with the dogging and tossing off is if you have pre arranged a meet which can still be a surprise to the missus if you surprise her too.
I luv surprises.
Bertie lol
Seems like I get just about everythjing wrong doesn't it! I would like to write a lengthy relpy but perhaps an appointment with a therapist would be more in order!!!
......aaah mate,bloody confusing aint it?..thing is,we are all a bit different,every couple on the thread is right,simply because they are giving their individual preferences on how doggers should play the game,at the end of the day,you play by their rules or they take the ball home,only you dont know the rules,so thats kinda loaded in our favour....you will learn how to dog blue and satin,us and a host of couples that post here,but as you are unlikely to meet us,all it can offer is a common thread that encompasses all of our desires......you are out to have fun too,it seems to me that you are a pretty inoffensive guy,dog in a way that you feel appropiate,some you will win,some you will lose....
Sex God
Quote by dirtydoggers
dog in a way that you feel appropiate,some you will win,some you will lose....

That's very true. Some people might prefer watchers who stay at a big distance, some may prefer those who stay in their car, some prefer no watchers and want everyone there to participate. Everyone is different and you can't win 'em all.
What I said just seems logical to me cos we don't want to be watched particularly, we want bi guys who will participate. Straight guys need not be there cos they will see very little that will interest them and they might be homophobic rolleyes :roll: :roll: . In me being clear from the outset it means that there are no misunderstandings on anyone's part. But those couples that go to put on a show may feel very different about watchers, and the distant watchers may well be preferable to them - who knows confused .
Funny game, this dogging lark :? :? :?
Warming the Bed
Thanks Dirtydoggers - may be I don't need the therapist after all!
And Bluexxx - I have been known to participate in the way you suggest so who knows?
aaawww blue blue blue,your direct approach is cool,i just took it like this,and of course i may be guy waits for a signal to approach,if none is forthcoming,he returns to his car....as for watching at 30 feet,i may have misunderstood,but i dont think its what he meant?.......how did a thread on wanking get so serious anyway?.....maybe some couples do desire the other scenarios you describe,i've certainly seen stranger things at our place!!!
Sex God
Quote by dirtydoggers
and of course i may be guy waits for a signal to approach,if none is forthcoming,he returns to his car....as for watching at 30 feet,i may have misunderstood,but i dont think its what he meant?.......

You didn't get it wrong. The point I was making was personal, and that as far as I'm concerned the only signal any bloke who waits 30 feet away will be a finger or a wanker sign - not the type of sign he wants at all.... but that's just me.
These threads always get serious, it's the quality of the intellect on the board - hehehehehehehehehe lol :lol: :lol: