well ***what can one say
jomu hits the nail on the head yet again so well written and thought out
keep going jomu you make our sunday morning reading such fun
thx again alan&rach
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The Mystery that is the location of the spot near wisley?
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i think my friend that the wise dogging master, that is Jumo, was refering to the mentoring etc of newbies. Perhaps then we need to deter the newbie by laying landmines etc in the paths, so that only those aware go the right way.
I know its trial and error just dont really want the on coming summer to get f**ked up by a endless stream of newbies that do not know how to behave or are unwilling to learn the ways of the dogger (or outside swinger).
I bow to your teaching Jumo and give up with the arse wipe newbie as a "grasshopper" is not required.
Have fun and play safer.
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I know its trial and error just dont really want the on coming summer to get f**ked up by a endless stream of newbies that do not know how to behave or are unwilling to learn the ways of the dogger (or outside swinger).
I bow to your teaching Jumo and give up with the arse wipe newbie as a "grasshopper" is not required.Have fun and play safer.
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Quote by jomu
So.............?
We have a car park.
Empty. (no couples)
In the corner, 4 cars....with another coming in and out at irregular intervals (training in advanced dogging techniques, drive-by with high beam and spots)
Trainee doggers standing listening to Old Dick (35 years and still going, one car in all that time and only 35K on the clock) and learning the Dark Arts from a pro.....
Awaiting the arrival of the red escort....(young couple with only 3 sessions on the clock)...
"they loike only one guy on them, and he has to be young and have a good wrist action"
Dissent:
"but master, what of the others, they be mortally afraid of the dark and standing with nothing to do"
Voice of Reason:
"what the couple want, the couple get. young whipper-snappers be under every stone my son"
Back to dissent, this guy is getting to be a pain:
"but when do I get to wet my wick master"
VoR:
" maybe never my son, it depends on whether the couple wish it"
Anyway, I can only go along with this for so long before I get REALLY pissed-off.
People don't need mentors, or training.
It's a bit simple really.
It's like life, those who take no risks get nothing.
If you spend all your time driving from one spot to another your chances of seeing something get better.....like, shit they do.....you use loads of fuel and annoy loads of those who wait....even worse.....you will become another of those benighted souls who just drive up-and-down the SAME car park all night, on the basis that they MUST have missed something the last 50 times.
The basic reasoning behind the internal light is simple, people can see who is who....now, most couples who have been about a while will not use them, at least until they've seen who is about...who wants to illuminate the body beautiful to a load of un-appreciative boy-racers with their knickerless molls ?....
How are you going to mentor the newby into understanding that a couple sitting and doing nothing are unlikely to be players....after his collar has been felt a time or two, he may get the message....may...probably he will end up like that prat in bucks...done for exposure.
It's in the game, sooner or later everyone fucks up...
If you want to know what it's like at the hot end of the poker, just visit SOS on a saturday night.....lasting impression are some of the words that come to mind.
Just do your own thing, who wants a standardised dogger ?
This game is about fun, novelty and sex....we all know it, after you've seen them a few times it gets boring....the same routine etc etc...and it's the same with couples....the game is about fun, and while the people are nice, how long do you want to watch the same routine....
Ok, so some people are "special"....big tits, nice "end-game" routine...genuine 12-incher....tsunami at the end, etc etc....but with most you just want something different...
All the newby wants is a shag....and trying to get across to them that most couples just want to shag each other with people watching is hard work....
"If you have within you that spark of teaching ability, my son, then take upon yourself that most onerous of tasks, impressing upon others your knowledge and good abilities without impressing them with all that you have within you that is bad"
For most people that means "let them learn themselves"
Sage words from Darth Jomu
May the Farce be with you xx
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
BTW... I don't mean to accuse anybody here before I know the facts but...
Naughtyc - I'm sure i've seen your avatar on somebody elses login.
quite prepared to be corrected... <- oops don't suppose I should put that on here.
You may well have Mr B, i thought it was a cute picy, but just for you I will try to get one of me that they wont ban......how do you find a pic thats small enough to fit in 20k, but i will try......
Quote by Mr Ben and friends
BTW... I don't mean to accuse anybody here before I know the facts but...
Naughtyc - I'm sure i've seen your avatar on somebody elses login.
quite prepared to be corrected... <- oops don't suppose I should put that on here.
You may well have Mr B, i thought it was a cute picy, but just for you I will try to get one of me that they wont ban......how do you find a pic thats small enough to fit in 20k, but i will try......
Thanx to a really nice member who pointed out that neat lil programme to create picys small enough to fit, Im spoilt for choice with pics. Anyways back to the original question it is good there some nites once the youngsters are at home in bed. Fri nite it was all locked up but sat was very good, several couples, the boys in blue turned up but for those who didnt disappear at break neck speed there was some quite good fun to be had. and we did.... 
in my experience the police showing up from time to time has been a good thing. It gets rid of all the people who aren't serious about dogging and have no respect for others. People like guys who have come out without there partners knowing and need to escape in order not to be found out!
Master of Sex
hi we go to wisley every weekend shame the gates were locked friday so ended up going to guildford had a great time. we will be at Wisley this Sat night with another couple love jane xxx
