Dramatic news, yesterday evening Harry the Rock nearly met his demise.
Having foolishly given up an evening of dogging at his local venue (and his spies reported that much was going on there), and a 70's disco, in favour of going for the first time in his life to a funfair with an 18 yr old work colleague (who it has to be said I don't really fancy, if she was twice her age, she'd still be a bit young!).
To put this in perspective I was always car sick as a kid, even now if I play a game on my mobile phone on a train I start feeling lousy, reading a newspaper in a car makes me feel really sick, and when I once tried working on a laptop on a bus I had to give up. You get the idea.
So for my first ride she drags me on oblivion that swings around whilst going about three hundred miles in the air and then swinging back and forth in a pendulum fashion.
My normally gentlemanly conduct fast disappeared as I shouted out extreme profanities thinking I was going to die. Halfway through the ride I had to shut my eyes and keep them shut else I would have been sick/passed out/died.
I had to lay down/ sit down drink water for the following thirty minutes before I was able to walk about again.
In the evening I went to my local venue where as usual was just me, fishermen and bunny rabbits in attendance, though 500 yards up the road there were youths wheel spinning cars worse than all the morons on the dodgems.
Enough said, hopefully normality will return this afternoon when I once again try to discover that "myth" that is daytime dogging.
Regards
Harry Jones
You need to get your ears checked out Haz....
Balance problems.
>Enough said, hopefully normality will return this afternoon when I once again try to >discover that "myth" that is daytime dogging.
Perhaps it is an urban myth as it certainly occurs out here in the country. There is something rather fun about playing truant from work for a few hours to sneak off to a leafy glade to admire the view (or in my case be part of the view).
Thanks for that helpful tip Libra+Love and your new avatar is most appreciated.
I'll have to have elocution lessons before I start inviting folks out in the Hornchurch area this Friday in case they hear dodgems and drag me off to Southend seafront with the barry boys racing their XR3i's up and down.
Delirium - everyone seems to see daytime dogging except poor old me, perhaps this teatime will change things
Regards
Harry Jones
In the daylight hours us fair skinned types can usually be detected by the unforgettable whiff of factor 9000 suntan lotion. A look strangely reminiscent of a person painted with Dulux white paint - always a winning look!
Delirium
Great avatar Delirium.
I use a kids factor 30 myself. When once applying the lotion was told by a bloke that the last time he saw someone that white they were on a slab!
So much for afternoon dogging will be near nightime by time I get out.
Regards
Harry Jones
>Great avatar Delirium.
Well thank you kind Sir
>I use a kids factor 30 myself. When once applying the lotion was told by a bloke that the last time he saw someone that white they were on a slab!
Hmmm... now that is worthy of an entirely different forum.
>So much for afternoon dogging will be near nightime by time I get out.
Ahh! Now I think I can see why you attempts to see afternoon dogging have been less than the success you might have hoped for. The trick is to leave the house before it gets dark *nods sagely*.
Delirium
I'm sure that daytime dogging is a myth - in South Bucks, there is a fair bit of after dark activity, but I've NEVER seen any daytime activity. Has anyone else?
We are all relieved that you survived H , it would have been just too traumatic to lose you and Richard Whitely in the same week .
I have tried that place, but I was put off by the number of picnicers & families, even in term time. I'll keep looking though.
>I have tried that place, but I was put off by the number of picnicers & families, even in term time. I'll keep looking though
Ah sorry not to help. The hill itself is not too suitable daytime but the woody area has been used. Good luck.
, so will laugh as it seems the best bet. 
