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hello are any couples going toxxxxxxxxxxxxx tonite 21 09 05 near thetford as i am a first timer and a bit shy but am willing to watch please
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you might want to edit that location out sneakerguy..i know its listed in the sites section, but its forbidden to name them on the open forum..in future, you might consider something less specific, for example "any exhibitionists out in the thetford area tonight"?..
anyway, for what its worth, there are better alternatives in the area than the one you named..just my opinion though..good luck
anyway, for what its worth, there are better alternatives in the area than the one you named..just my opinion though..good luck
this is not the place for a "newby" or a shy-guy to be...
On your entrance you will be greeted by your vehicle being surrounded, after they've ascertained that there is no woman (female type, not a cd or tv) in the vehicle sundry comments will be heard "nah...anuver single guy" or "just another single cunt" or "another tosser" (etc etc etc).
It has been likened to the "night of the living dead" type film.......loads of dark figures shuffling out of the dark mist, sundry grunts and the occasional cough.......
have luck.............
On your entrance you will be greeted by your vehicle being surrounded, after they've ascertained that there is no woman (female type, not a cd or tv) in the vehicle sundry comments will be heard "nah...anuver single guy" or "just another single cunt" or "another tosser" (etc etc etc).
It has been likened to the "night of the living dead" type film.......loads of dark figures shuffling out of the dark mist, sundry grunts and the occasional cough.......
have luck.............
ahhh, jts is keeping it real, and obviously talking from experience 
its not for the feint of heart sneaker so might not be the best introduction..oh, i don't know though, it never hurt us :lol: tell you what, i'll pm you the "alternative" site, hopefully that'll keep you out of trouble..we might pop in for a look later.
its not for the feint of heart sneaker so might not be the best introduction..oh, i don't know though, it never hurt us :lol: tell you what, i'll pm you the "alternative" site, hopefully that'll keep you out of trouble..we might pop in for a look later. I was thinking of visiting this weekend.....I need another dose of unreality....I've got too used to the "local" and the guys there....and all the immigrants from scratchwood...pull-up, have a quick "flash" of the interior to show them I'm not female or bill, open a can of lager and have a wander....
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ahhh, jts is keeping it real, and obviously talking from experience
But I'm a big girls blouse at getting frightened and I'm ok in Thetford, mind you it has taken me a year of practicing, I'd be too frightened to get out of my car at first.
Hope you all had fun (those that went).
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Harry Jones
hmmm, yeah we went..thought we'd go and meet sneakerguy, but dunno if he got my pm in time..oh well, there was some action at all the sites, so sneaks would have been well catered for..we did "show" regardless, after a laurel and hardy routine with a rampant rabbit and some dodgy batteries 
looking at some of mrs d's weapons of mass seduction, probably jump leads would have been more appropiate!!..bloody nightmare really, it all ended ok, but not before making ourselves look a pair of cunts :lol:
first, we turned up at the main site, the one deleted in the origional post..it was apparent something, or someone was going down, as the dozen or so cars were all but empty..after parking up, we spotted the target of attention, but decided not to hang around, so we made for the "alternative"
only two cars in at that point, so we parked near to them, and had a little play, but neither of the guys could be enticed out, so we moved amongst some trees, to give them the oppertunity to stretch their legs a little and, they left :cry: oh well, the night was young..we open the door, and continue with our passion...mrs dirty grabs her rampant rabbit, complete with flashing lights and turbo boost, switches it on, it momentarily offers a token brrrr, then promptly dies..and there is a car approaching.."wheres that torch"? says she..i bring it over to her side of the car..she opens the rabbit's battery compartment, and four powerpacks eject in different directions and land somewhere in the grass :roll: the driver of the approaching vehicle parks up nearby, then gets out..now sitting back in our car, i take the torch to bits..we can show without torchlight, but not without bunny power, apparently the guy appears at the window..the batteries are the right size..they fall into the footwell.."shine the torch down there" says the blonde one.."the batteries are on the floor" i whimper...mrs d switches on the interior, leans into my lap, and reaches to retrieve the lifeblood of her fanny thumper..i wind down the window, "we're just chatting at the minute mate" i politely inform, he apolagises :cry: returns to his car, then he too leaves.."oh no, that blokes left" i say, "well what did you expect, you twat"?.. comes the unsympathetic response."we turn the light on, i've got my face in your crotch, and you tell him to go".."yeah, but i didn't expect him to fuck off like that"..i groan..just then, more lights are spotted on the horizon, "quick, fire that thing up and shove it up your crack, we've got ourselves a dogger"..he parks up, and we hear a door slam shut...i run around mrs d's side, she throws her legs out of the open door, interior light on, everything else, off. looking over my shoulder, i see a figure moving through the trees..i drop my trousers and he legs it..i've never seen a car leave quite so determinedly :lol: salvation arrives when a young lad strides purposely toward us.."hello" he whispers, whilst cooing his appreciation of the naked female form before him..game on, at last :lol:
:lol: first, we turned up at the main site, the one deleted in the origional post..it was apparent something, or someone was going down, as the dozen or so cars were all but empty..after parking up, we spotted the target of attention, but decided not to hang around, so we made for the "alternative"
only two cars in at that point, so we parked near to them, and had a little play, but neither of the guys could be enticed out, so we moved amongst some trees, to give them the oppertunity to stretch their legs a little
and, they left :cry: oh well, the night was young..we open the door, and continue with our passion...mrs dirty grabs her rampant rabbit, complete with flashing lights and turbo boost, switches it on, it momentarily offers a token brrrr, then promptly dies..and there is a car approaching.."wheres that torch"? says she..i bring it over to her side of the car..she opens the rabbit's battery compartment, and four powerpacks eject in different directions and land somewhere in the grass :roll: the driver of the approaching vehicle parks up nearby, then gets out..now sitting back in our car, i take the torch to bits..we can show without torchlight, but not without bunny power, apparently the guy appears at the window..the batteries are the right size..they fall into the footwell.."shine the torch down there" says the blonde one.."the batteries are on the floor" i whimper...mrs d switches on the interior, leans into my lap, and reaches to retrieve the lifeblood of her fanny thumper..i wind down the window, "we're just chatting at the minute mate" i politely inform, he apolagises :cry: returns to his car, then he too leaves.."oh no, that blokes left" i say, "well what did you expect, you twat"?.. comes the unsympathetic response."we turn the light on, i've got my face in your crotch, and you tell him to go".."yeah, but i didn't expect him to fuck off like that"..i groan..just then, more lights are spotted on the horizon, "quick, fire that thing up and shove it up your crack, we've got ourselves a dogger"..he parks up, and we hear a door slam shut...i run around mrs d's side, she throws her legs out of the open door, interior light on, everything else, off. looking over my shoulder, i see a figure moving through the trees..i drop my trousers and he legs it..i've never seen a car leave quite so determinedly :lol: salvation arrives when a young lad strides purposely toward us.."hello" he whispers, whilst cooing his appreciation of the naked female form before him..game on, at last :lol: 