Things to be wary of: Part deux

2 Jun 2004

Any car parked with lights on, even sidelights.
Modern digital cams photograph very well with minimal light
Any car with more than one male inside.
We've all seen them, but times have changed and they're now more likely to be press or law than two mates out for some fun
A couple trying to arrange a meet, with the woman "working" and not available to chat.
The old ones are still the best, and that one has to be older than me
Any car with loads of yobs in
It's what they make firearms for
Parked cars flashing their lights, and being ignored by the others.
Do the same
Drunk, or drugged, women. With the bloke saying she wants loads of cock.
If she wanted it that much she wouldn't be drunk or on drugs. Remember: Wisley.
If you're gay, the blond adonis heading for the trees with a smile and a mince.
His mates are probably there waiting. The ugly prat in the micra is a safer bet, the other probably has a nice bed waiting for you: Hospital.
When the police talk to you, and ask why you're there.
You've had an argument with the wife (married)
You're waiting for someone (if it's a gay site, adopt a higher tone of voice)
You were driving and suddenly felt tired, so followed police advice (not if the site is at the end of a long dead-end road)
When you get followed by the inevitable shit-breath.
Drive straight home so the prat knows where you live or:
Drive to a pub, have a drink and a meal, then leave the car and take a taxi or:
Drive down a narrow road, get slower and slower, when the tosser gets REAL close BRAKE LIKE F*CK, then drive home
Any more suggestions

2 Jun 2004

Good Un, Jomu
Comon sense with humour lol

!
Mal
:lol:

2 Jun 2004

oh come on if we take out the drunk and drugged women ill never get laid ;-)

2 Jun 2004

Quote by mal609
Good Un, Jomu
Comon sense with humour !
:lol:

agreed!! well said jomu!! its a good un!

2 Jun 2004

Also just talking can cause a problem, especially with people who have a strange or strong accent. i once sat opposite to a woman(goddess) on a train with a stong scottish accent who said "i suppose we will get to edinburgh and have sex? " to which i replied "i hope so"......it took me an age to realise that what she had said was "i suppose we will get to edinburgh at half six!!"
and when police come into a car park...never ever ask them if they are dogging...they dont have a sense of humour.....unless you enjoy cuffs!!

3 Jun 2004

Hi Jomu,
We are a new couple to the scene and therefore any titbits(no pun intended) of information like this is totally invaluable to us. We had our first 'dogging' experience last Sunday and found it highly erotic, however, being new, we didn't know if there were was any 'code' etc.. that basically said, you can watch us etc...
We've since had a very informative 'tutorial' PM so to speak from a very respectful and friendly guy, whom i know is very popular on the site(you know who you are and thanks a whole bunch)
Paul and Susie

4 Jun 2004

You forgot to mention that strange creature called the followthemhometit we had the oppurtunity last sunday and the tosser followed us for 35 miles confused

: when we stopped him he tryed to say he was from the same area but took off at a great pace through red lights and and then dead end streets lol

so be aware ,if you play out around chester area willing to give you make of car and lucky Tom&Sue