true story

9 Jan 2006

it was a friday night at about in the morning and just popped to the local dogging site.
as i entered the last car park there was a black jeep all on its own . just my luck i thought as its normaly full of people. i parked away from then and sat for a little while . then bingo the light came on and it was a a couple going for it in the front seats. i got out and stood by the door and she was riding the life out of him <lucky sod> about 10 mins past and i saw a set of car headlights coming so i gave them a tap on the window. i shit my self it was the local law . i froze on the spot and he got out of his car and said i should be on my way, so i did. i parked in the next car park for about 15 mins and still the couple did not leave.i took a quick walk round to the car park to see what was going on and bugger me the fuzz was getting a right good show. :cry: i got back in my car in a daze and went home gutted.
anyone else got any tales like this or am i just unlucky .
or lucky for not getting reported.

9 Jan 2006

Have you been reading Razzle ? lol

I guess some cops dog... Often let pro's off for a good chew I've heard...

9 Jan 2006

no it was true i even heard the law greet him with "ello ello ello" (unless it was a echo ,from some where confused

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10 Jan 2006

had to add the story about the time we went dogging and an old woman tapped on the windscreen and asked us ifwe would swap some magic beans she had in her purse for our car air freshner, anyway.....
we got home and because in the light they seemed a bit withered and dehydrated i threw them out the window, whaddayaknow....
in the morning we woke up and there was a great big beanstalk in the garden all the way to the clouds.....
(any ideas what i did next???......) (the most original end to the story gets a great prize confused

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11 Jan 2006

No i think it was us !! Believe it was at the famous April Fields when we did our tour last year.

11 Jan 2006

Does this make them dogpigs then? A strange crossbreed if ever there was lol