Hi any cples single fems would like a male to join you Tonight or even take you to a secluded spot for some adult fun where i can either watch or join in at your request
im only here once so i am going to fully enjoy myself
im sure you would be pleasantly surprised
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Sex God
After looking at your advert Mr T, I am sure that a lot of people will be suprised! sorry to be personal, but that is very big 
Hi Naughty Wigan Couple
Im a gentle guy & im sure there must be a sexy fem or a couple who would like some fun
(i hope so anyways) the car park have gone very quiet these days so i trying to broaden my horizons
im a very respectful and i have found a great place to go for privacy (perfect)
i think if anything would put people off is im about to have my head skinned
i only hope people wont judge me on my apperance as i am a genuine guy
p.s. im sure iv,e seen that bike before :arrow:
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anyways have fun :arrow: :P
Im a gentle guy & im sure there must be a sexy fem or a couple who would like some fun
(i hope so anyways) the car park have gone very quiet these days so i trying to broaden my horizons
im a very respectful and i have found a great place to go for privacy (perfect)
i think if anything would put people off is im about to have my head skinned
i only hope people wont judge me on my apperance as i am a genuine guy
p.s. im sure iv,e seen that bike before :arrow:
: anyways have fun :arrow: :P
Far be it from me to make the kind of lewd comments that would turn Mr T into an object of sexual lust with no consideration for his feelings, losing all sight of him as a person but........
CRIKEY!! That's a mouthful and then some!!
Sorry Mr T, I had to look after Naughty's comment.....although the use of Half Life as a comparison for size had me thinking it might get twice as big! :lol:
CRIKEY!! That's a mouthful and then some!!
Sorry Mr T, I had to look after Naughty's comment.....although the use of Half Life as a comparison for size had me thinking it might get twice as big! :lol:
fucking nora t,i was wondering what all the fuss was about,so took a i hadn't now,i've upset myself,and spent the last 10 minutes convincing mrs dirty its a special effect...just make sure that your private spot isn't an alleyway,if the old bill taps you on the shoulder,you wouldn't be able to turn round with that thing sticking out!!!....
lol your too kind
anyways mission complete (i now have a bald head roflmao)
im stll looking for fun tonight there must be some sexy fem or couple who want a guy to
join them tonight
p.s at the moment im in a meeting and someone has been trying to phone me
its funny trying to listen to a conversation and typing on here as well
if its you (you know who you are im sorry i havent got back to you)
silly me i lost your phone number (gives himself a slap)
any takers
anyways mission complete (i now have a bald head roflmao)
im stll looking for fun tonight there must be some sexy fem or couple who want a guy to
join them tonight
p.s at the moment im in a meeting and someone has been trying to phone me
its funny trying to listen to a conversation and typing on here as well
if its you (you know who you are im sorry i havent got back to you)
silly me i lost your phone number (gives himself a slap)
any takers
Sex God
Dirty and Serandipity, guess what, he only lives down the road from me!!!! (Well Manchester is only about 20 miles away). So if I ever happen to see him when we are out and about, I will let you know if it is real or a photo effect! Sure it cant be real! Can it :
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Sex God
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Dirty and Serandipity, guess what, he only lives down the road from me!!!! (Well Manchester is only about 20 miles away). So if I ever happen to see him when we are out and about, I will let you know if it is real or a photo effect! Sure it cant be real! Can it
Do it Mrs N, it sounds even more fun than Big Bob (weapons of seduction thread, long story!
)Well, Mr T has been well and truly objectified, turned into sexual plaything by the good ladies (and men) of SH.....our work here is done. Will someone please go to Manchester and give him help with it! :rascal:
Hi
the game is halflife and it is in a dvd case SgtBilko
proof ? lol it is 100% genuine......
any fems would like a testride come forth
im out soon with my sting in my tail after all i am a scorpio
anyways people hope you all have some good fun tonight
mail me if you require assistance in any deep bore operation,s
hehe MrT
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the game is halflife and it is in a dvd case SgtBilko
proof ? lol it is 100% genuine......
any fems would like a testride come forth
im out soon with my sting in my tail after all i am a scorpio
anyways people hope you all have some good fun tonight
mail me if you require assistance in any deep bore operation,s
hehe MrT
:arrow: ah,just got in and mr t aint fixed up,ah well,recon he's done his credibility no harm in being up for a laugh with the gang,only a matter of time i guess.......wouldn't recommend mr t going out in the snow anyway,too easy to trace across the carpark,left footprint,right footprint and a helmet dragline down the centre!!.
Sex God
Well Mr T, so very glad you had a fun night and didnt freeze! May be worth taking note of Dirty's comments about the snow. It would be rather embarrasing if the police did find you because of that additional 'trail' in the snow!
And thanks for being a good sport and 'allowing' us to take the piss! But it is a big one
Dirty, is Mr T a relative of yours? He also uses bloody big words :lol:
And thanks for being a good sport and 'allowing' us to take the piss! But it is a big one
Dirty, is Mr T a relative of yours? He also uses bloody big words :lol:
Sex God
He sounds like a nice fella . Me and Mr Dirty just have to work out how to make Photoshop work in a carpark and we'll be competition .
if mr t is a long lost relative naughtywigan,then certain genetic traits were passed down the family lineage,alas,the use of large words,the only one.....talking of which,i now understand the definition of t-boned...like i say,great news that the big man got his result,i love it when a plan comes together...
Sex God
Now that is so tempting! Just wish it was a Friday or Saturday night and I would have been very, very tempted (of course it would only be to check out the size of the issue for Serendipity and the rest of the gang!!!!)
Have a good night!
Have a good night!
Sex God
Erm, are these effects permenant? If so can I book a few of us in for some 'adjustments' please!
Mr T, dont you dare book yourself in for any treatment, its bloody big enough already
Mr T, dont you dare book yourself in for any treatment, its bloody big enough already
