Originality: 0%
Chance of said place being unknown if a carpark: 0%
Chance of said place being the posters back garden: 100%
Chance of said post being to corner couple/s for personal use of poster and friends:100%
ok. my turn.
Totally safe secluded double garage available near to my secluded back garden.
Available for cornering of couples for my own personal use.
No police & no boy racers have been seen anywhere near.
Genuine first time naive couples only required.
Saw this post yesterday and thought about posting a combination of all the above comments, but i was in doubt that much more eloquent site members would pounce.
Any how a slight highjack here, Hi Mattius hope you are well and stll getting some.
Mr & Mrs Shad.
David hunt . . . what a *unt !!
Posts like that just ridicule the poster better than any witty reply that we can think of, seriously though what sort of tw*t would you have to be to post that ?
Single males of the world accept no affiliation or similarity to that poster and I do hope that will be his one and only post . . . just for once it would be nice to say hi and welcome a new member to the site
SC
Surrey - that's enough. Whether it was a good or bad post, he's entitled to his say without getting abusive replies like yours.
No more posts like that.
Mal
sorry mal, point taken, will tone it down in future
just getting fed up of the one upmanship and arrogance that many single males display on this site
SC
Hah !
COUPLES ONLY !
NO SINGLE BLOKES (there's enough of us there already)
Well-established site, multiple facilities both dogging and cruising.
Easy access, close to major motorway junction (M1) and enough reflected light from both the M/way and Milton keynes to count hairs.
Large variety of types (males) and sizes (!) on offer.
All well behaved and well versed in etiquette of anything to do with sex.
Some classy TVs' occasionally put in a show, one is definitely %.
Daytime, close woodland and grassed areas.
Nightime, grassed areas, woodland and a variety of garden furniture.
NO SINGLE MALES PLEASE, EITHER BRING YOUR MATE OR DON'T BOTHER...PREFERABLY FEMALE.
Postcode area MK43............
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will rise above it . . .
give me the random strangers and the cp's of surrey any day
SC
David
just think about why you got the replies you did
The whole tone of the original posting was condescending towards single guys and the revamp that you have just done is just more of the same. bad attitude!!
perhaps the posting was genuine, but a simple 'i have a spare secluded site and would any couples be interested?' rather than 'Are you being harrassed by singles etc?' would have stopped you getting the response you have.
good luck with hopefully better future postings
... doubt it ... the true character of the man is out in the open now.
Funny.
The general tone of both posts gives my memory a nudge.
Been on here in the past have we ?
If you have a 250 acre estate you don't need this forum, just an ad in the local rag would suffice.
"Gentleman estate owner needs couples to liven up his 250 acres with fun"
Anyway, out of respect for the other forum users I will desist from further comment.
Thankyou very much for you enlightened view of some of us.
250 acre estate and a 20in cock i bet!!!!