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What the police really think about dogging!!!

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Ever wondered what the police really think about dogging rather than the "official line" ?
This is a police forum discussing dogging.
"I've found that sneaking up to a group of doggers (as best you can in a panda car) then hitting the twos and blues usually works... oh how I laugh to see a load of blokes run away in panic with their trouses round their ankles lol and carelessly leaving their cars in the car park to be checked on PNC... then a quick visit to the registered keeper's address just to ask their other half where they are... :grin:
Great to know the boys in blue are out there protecting us..................
I don't what worries me more....
1. The fact that one of them calls himself Lord Vader
2. The fact that "Adam" is in the police
3. The fact that they have a forum an need to ask "What offences people have used"
A poll may be needed lol
omg, so much i could say and go on for ever, but bless poor adam if the thought of finding a used condon is THE most revolting thing he could ever think of.
lets hope hes never called in to a serious event.
these are the people who were chosen to protect us,
oh well.
xx lou xxx
I've always found the boys in blue okay in general. It all depends how you behave with them when they start their routine questioning. They know what goes on better than anyone else. But they do have the interest and the job of checking things out so that nothing really dodgy is going on. If you let them do their job, they appreciate your cooperation.
"I heard the "walking the dog" thing too, but didn't think it sounded correct - one I heard recently was that the behaviour (doing it with strangers in parks etc.) mimics what dogs do!"
Gareth
Well thank you special Constable Gareth for that piece
Well that forum just distracted me from work for 20 minutes or so... I don't know whether to laugh or cry confused
Is 'Car Park Fun' a member here I wonder? :shock: wink
omg, so much i could say and go on for ever, but bless poor adam if the thought of finding a used condon is THE most revolting thing he could ever think of.
Hi,
Just feel i have to put a couple of things in here i'm a regular dog walker (in the day......!!) and one local park to me is often littered with used condoms - not nice and especially little kids in the park seeing them and possibly picking them up.
Ok not the worse offence in the world but if you are going to do these things clear up please..... wink
also please look at the view of people who don't take part in these activities, when they see the remains of a previous night they'll be saying " why are the police not doing anything about this....???"
p.s i'm not a police officer in case you thought that.
I am a Police Officer so i cannot really really say anything can I?
Yes I have been to the car parks on the patch and i dont really care what people are doing as long as its safe,
I have chased off the boy racers and spoke to couples but thats because I have an interest LOL.
Happy Dogging keep it clean and fun and be safe
I am a Police Officer so i cannot really really say anything can I?
Yes I have been to the car parks on the patch and i dont really care what people are doing as long as its safe,
I have chased off the boy racers and spoke to couples but thats because I have an interest LOL.
Happy Dogging keep it clean and fun and be safe
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I am a Police Officer so i cannot really really say anything can I?

Of course you can :P Non-judgemental here.
I shagged a police officer (Panda car included) in a car park many moons ago - I don't know who was more worried/nervous... me or him?
Great shag though :twisted:
I didnt say leaving used condoms behind was ok,
just that if this is the worst and most revolting thing adam can think of ever seeing then hes in for a big wake up call being a member of the special police force.
xx lou xxx
Think of this: A parent is going for a walk with three young children, all at the age where they ask innocent questions of what is going on around them, when the group comes across a car. In the car are two blokes and a girl going at it. Around the car are 5 guys with trousers around the ankles furiously masturbating and grunting.
An image an 8 year old is going to forget? I think not.
So please, even if its not illegal, keep it discreet and dont be foolhardy....itll only get you in some very embarrasing trouble somewhere along the line.
Think of this: A parent is going for a walk with three young children, all at the age where they ask innocent questions of what is going on around them, when the group comes across a car. In the car are two blokes and a girl going at it. Around the car are 5 guys with trousers around the ankles furiously masturbating and grunting.
An image an 8 year old is going to forget? I think not.
So please, even if its not illegal, keep it discreet and dont be foolhardy....itll only get you in some very embarrasing trouble somewhere along the line.
I honestly belive that most persons in here are not stupid and partake of their activities out of public view.
Thats why most of the activities I have seen are after dark not in full public view where those would take offence.
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Think of this: A parent is going for a walk with three young children, all at the age where they ask innocent questions of what is going on around them, when the group comes across a car. In the car are two blokes and a girl going at it. Around the car are 5 guys with trousers around the ankles furiously masturbating and grunting.
An image an 8 year old is going to forget? I think not.
So please, even if its not illegal, keep it discreet and dont be foolhardy....itll only get you in some very embarrasing trouble somewhere along the line.

:shock:
You'll find that every dogger with an ounce of sense on here would avoid that kind of situation Sexassmbley and everyone I know of on here is well aware of the need to be cautious - most would avoid spots during the day that attract families for precisely that reason!!
The reality is different.
When the dick is stiff, the brain is limp.
I drove into a layby, in the early evening of a nice summers day, to be confronted by a car with two adult males standing by the side. Both frantically wanking. This layby provides parking for a forestry commission wood, used by the dog-walking public. there were adults and children walking through the woods about 10 metres away.
And it is not the only time that's happened.
In this shire county I live in, the law have severely limited both dogging and cruising by the simple act of just being there. In one country park they have gone further by noting (both police and park rangers) the registration details and then sending a card giving details of where and when the vehicle was there, and requesting to know why. Needless to say, this went down like a lead welly, expecially to some who were driving company cars.
People are only tolerant as long as you don't affect them too much. Start using the local kids park for sex sessions and you'll find they can get quite irate.
I think you'll find, eventually, that having your pic in the 'paper can be quite ...... deflating.
Im an ex-police officer and I have found that some of my collegues deliberately set out to catch people having sex but this was only out of imaturity. Where we used to patrol was also a high rate for drug dealing and boy races.
I do need to stress that even though there was some immaturity by my collegues they were all good at there job and were professional in a crisis.
lol Just read that forum, those constables really are "special" aren't they :lol: