Just by way of making the whole situation clearer , those doggers who are new can get it right I have tried to compile ashort list of some of what is acceptable to couples. Please feel free to add some more as im bound to get bored and leave some out before the end.
You should dip your headlights on entering the carpark immediately , no matter how difficult the terrain . Then in the pitch dark with side lights make sure you park the exact distance from the couples car that they are happy with ( distance varies according to couples mood ).
You should be as far as possible invisible to couples so as not to scare them , until such time as they are absolutely ready for your approach ( this includes any chip eating fag smoking or bacardi breezer drinking time alotted by the couple ) . They may signal you are welcome to approach in any one of a hundred ways ( all of which you should know) or perhaps they may not - on these occasions you should just 'know'.
Immediately the couple are 'ready' you should be very careful to approach and show your incredible appreciation instantly . Appreciation should be extremely evident and include encouragement and various complimentary gestures and sounds ( according to couples preference - which of course you will 'know') whilst simultaneously not being at all pushy or in their face .
If the couple so wish you should touch or caress the female in a way that they deem suitable , remembering that if you do not 'know' what their definition of 'suitable' is then you should 'know'. You should also be sweet smelling , audibly thankful , and polite whilst at once presenting an instant proud and full erection - even if they smell like fags and wine and have a feint but indeterminate under smell of tuna and egg mayonaise.
Remember the woman is always sexy , even if she hasnt bathed and has armpits like a Russian shot putter . You however will be punished if you should smell less than shower fresh even though youve been sat in your car for six hours waiting for them .
Only the correct amount of men should approach the car at any one point in the proceedings . The equation for calculating this amount of men should be as follows .
the exact amount of men the couple envisaged in their fantasy of the event , added to at most one more stray individual provided he is quiet and says thankyou alot . This amount will vary every single time the couple visits a carpark and may vary during any one evening depending on the mood and sobriety of the couple involved . Remember when doing your calculations that a power crazy couple cannot have the right amount of doggers no matter what - tha is the whole point of their evening . In the event of a power crazy couple being involved you should take the amount of doggers you think is correct and multiply it by the couples need to inflate their own self importance then divide by any number and it will never be right .
No other doggers , members of the public , police cars , boy racers , birds , deer or large spiders should eneter the site during 'the performance' or the couple will simply drive away as soon as possible in order to post what a disasterous evening they have had on this board . They have to do that , its the law and helps all us other couples recognise the pitfalls of the game. Remember if anyone else does drive in , it is your fault - you should have 'known'.
The important thing to remember is that couples are alwasy reasonable and 100% correct and doggers are always grateful . You are all sad individuals who have nothing better to do with your lives than wait for us , whereas we are all powerful Godlike animals who do you all a favour in even driving past you .
Also never believe the legends told by old doggers about it being a chance erotic encounter , with fun loving sexy people who revel in their sexuality and dont wish to be penned in an confined by sexual rules and regulations . This is not a disorganised thing . The rules must be adhered to , and the punishments must be taken gratefully . Take your punishment , humiliations and degredation , then we can all have some fun .
Hope that helps the newbies .
Peace Y'all G
Sex God
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