Don't really need one. We are lucky as tv is built in the cars navigation unit, BiB don't bother us locally any more as the reply is "Just watching this program" moments hesitation, crane of neck, reply, ok bye.
We usually say were there for a quiet fuck .
A couple of years ago when dogging was less well known i was in my car in a carpark in surrey one night with about 5 other doggers, in comes the local bobby, everyone leaves apart from me and 1 other. Did,nt see the point in scampering off it just looks worse. Has a 5 min discussion with the other dogger and then comes over to me. I was nervous.
Evening he says, evening i replied.
He asks, are you here for dogging?
Me, no, just popped in to relieve myself (carpark in the middle of nowhere!)
He replies...everyone i ask this question to usualy reply what is dogging......DOH!...DOH!
He laughed, as i was lost for words.
In my real life I am a naturalist, and I never go out without a considerable amount of recording / collecting equipment in the back of my van. I too have a business card which gives my full details, right down to internet address.
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
Works for me, every time, having said that I've never been caught getting a 'Blow Job' well not yet, anyway. lol.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk, Naturalist and Dogger of this Parish.
I'm lucky in that although i have seen the police come in,out and around carparks i've never been asked what i'm i ever do get asked what i'm doing though ,i'll just panic and talk gibberish i really wanted to say is that i've just seen Wreks avatar and-----------------Ooooooer missus i've come over all funny and need to go and have a lie i haven't seen anyone that delicious since,oooooh i last saw Libras picture.
Still noodled out
the bill come in two forms,the ones that join up to make the country a better and safer place,and the ones that wish to make themselves feel and look superior.....the first type will have a curiosity about dogging,ask what goes on and wish you luck when he leaves.....the other will have to tilt his head back 45 degrees to see you from under the peak of his cap,brush crisps off his uniform whilst patronising you,before suggesting you leave....of coarse,there are those in-between,you just have to suss em out quickly.....a couple of months ago,"the master" spent a very pleasant 15 minutes in the company of two officers,thumbing through his collection of dogging photographs....another time,"the master",myself,mrs d and another couple were caught bang to rights by a female and male police officer,who we had innadvertantly lured to our secret spot...when they were satisfied that all parties were consenting and invited,they i asked if there was any reason for us to not carry on,the reply was,"do as you like sir,none of our business".....oooh,just thought of another,bloody hell,it was "the master",again,and "the wingco",fuck were onto a show,when the old bill appeared from boys rapped on the glass,then legged it into the followed,was like a scene out of colditz,as the copper shone his torch into the forest."i'm not leaving until you come out",said the pc,so,knowing the game was up,they sheepishly emerged".."good show was it boys"?asks plod...hesitation,"dont play dumb with me lads,if i was in your shoes,i'd have done the same,anyway,as long as everythings ok,i'll leave you to it,enjoy your dogging"...
In my real life I am a naturalist, and I never go out without a considerable amount of recording / collecting equipment in the back of my van. I too have a business card which gives my full details, right down to internet address.
So when asked by the local plod what I am doing in a woodland car park or any other dogging site, I have a perfect excuse for being there. I.E. I was just waiting for these courting couples to leave Officer. It tends to upset them if I light up my moth trap while they're still here. Dogging? I'm sorry officer, I'm not familiar with that term, could you please explain what that is please?
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........................ and do you always go bird-watching without trousers, sir?
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...... I have often talked to the cops - they have always been courteous :)
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