Quite the opposite..JTS's comment about "still waiting for us in a carpark" although said in jest (oh, that was on another thread by the way..this is a new one isn't it?..oh, never mind 
"..Anyway, it got me thinking about a dogging expo we did back around Easter time..Well, the thing with us, is we always kinda got off on being exhibitionistic..well, mrs Dirty did..I HATE shagging, but joined in to make up the numbers..We used several carparks in the area, on a rotational basis..but most of em got closed! The two at Ipswich were subject to some strange antics from boy racers with a liking for log rolling (now't new there then :lol: ), then overwhelmed by the police looking for bodies :shock: (there was a serial murderer about at the time)..we also found info on a website (we sent the link to "singledogger" cause some loon was putting car reg details and very personal info re couples and doggers over the internet).
Hmmm..I've sort of lost what i was going to say now..give me a minute to scroll back to the title
ops: Oh yeah..Things were getting a little restrictive for us as a "showcouple". increasingly we were having to centre on the local venue, of which there were rather more shaggers than watchers. It was ok from time to time, but as we'd been about on the block for a few years, we'd also aquired quite a few friends, and as such, the social aspect was increasingly difficult to avoid..T'wasn't a big deal, we'd made some lasting friendships, and cherish those as much as the beastliness..BUT..our exhibitionism was along the owd "sex in front of strangers" line, and bonking amongst yer buddies was erm...well, might as well done it in the boozer eh? :lol: Thing is, there isn't a huge turnover of voyeurs :cry: even the faces in the small carparks were getting increasingly tainted with the familiarity brush, although it is clear from the chatrooms, there are several we missed altogether on our rounds :cry:
So, for all the moaning about guys walking away from the "show" muttering "waste of time" etc etc :lol: What happened at Easter then, apart from that thing with jesus and the lads? :?
Well, it was the perfect dogg (from our perspective anyway).The guys were wary, and evidently looking to gawp rather than administer pork..They were hiding behind trees, shuffling "furtively" :twisted: (always wanted to use that phrase since reading it in a dogging context in a national rag)..In every aspect, it was our IDEAL fellows were "old school"..they didn't walk right up to the car asking "you up for it then?"..They actually wanted to catch us at it :shock: They wanted to get themselves all horny getting a glimpse of the owd mott, and that was it! Well maybe the tits aswell, but you know what i'm saying right?..Guys, happy to WATCH, wank and walk..Three of them :shock: heaven :twisted:
I've grasped at mrs Dirty's clobber shouting "c'mon juicer, this is fucking it!"..And what did the twat say for crying out loud?
"i can't, not yet anyway, i really need a wee!" 
This IS just a guilt offload..For all our hints, moans, tips, lectures, sermons and psychological analysis on dogging strategy...YOU did it right, WE fucked up, and we ARE truly sorry..It has been bugging me for months..I can't live with the thought of you dogging like gents, and us STILL wheelspinning off like a couple of c**ts :roll: :lol:
And yeah..when we returned ten minutes later, the carpark had a different vibe, and you were nowhere to be seen :cry: We thought that would happen, in our position we can't afford to squander such oppertunities.. hope it worked out ok for you
Please don't think "dirtydoggers? couple of c*nts, always driving off, no matter how you approach! wankers" :lol: :wink: 
Moments later, i appeared in the doorway, laughing hysterically as i unvieled my trump card..I lunged at Mrs Dirty, my intentions were to take her by force :twisted: ..When i regained consciousness, mrs Dirty was glaring down upon me weilding an empty Hock bottle and my cigarette holder lay some distance away..It was my subsequent grovelling however that ignited her inner passions with more sexual aggression than i've ever before bourne witness to :shock: In fact, there was but one cinematic moment that touched upon the enthusiasm of her lust enraged antics, and that was in a James Bond movie, depicting a rather posh bit of Russian totty with a penchant for entwining her thighs around the waistline of her "victims" with such force, they "went" before they "came" :cry:
Well our good dogging has definatly gone bad 
