who would have thought it!!!!

13 Aug 2006

well most of the day i was looking out the window wondering if i should go out last nite because of the weather cold windy and chucking it down!!! but alas it got the better of me as it normaly does lol

as i turned up at my local site couldnt belive it quite alot of activity about, it was chucking it down i mean the sound of the rain hittin my roof sounded like people were stampin on it. after a little while as the rain eased up and i got rid of the misting on my screen i cud see that there was a cpl entertaining, but by this time the hubby was soaked as he was outside while his lovely woman was in the dry enjoying herself wink

they started up and went home cant blame him can ya so most went and i was alone for awhile rain falling hard again i went to another site close by, same thing doggers everywhere again but this time as a car came in they decided to drive to the car that had just pulled in lights ablaze on it even had em driving up to me and stopping in front to see who was in it evil

they never learn hey, oh well guys u missed out as u drove the cpls out (and i counted 4 in that site 3 new ones) i decided to go back to the previous one and they were there and it was so quiet only me and another guy. we introduced ourselfs and boy was it an evening to remember :lol: just to say thanks if they are on this site and hope to see you again. one guy at the other site even asked me as he drove by how does it work mate im new to dogging .........well as some know me on here all he got was sit still and stop driving around with ur lights on mate get out and get wet like i am lol........... this post is just to say aswell never take notice of the weather fun happens in all weathers

13 Aug 2006

hi singledogger glad you had a good night lol

we never let the weather put us off either wink

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what does put us off however is the type of guy you describe in your post :cry: these people arn`t doggers at all just idiots from the ever increasing bunch of guys who seem to think its a guaranteed: shag activity and the best way to acheive this is by acting like a moron lighting up anything that move`s and generally being obnoxious and ill mannered...................take notice guys it dont work mad

try this guys approach :wink: you may be surprised .

13 Aug 2006

excellent, but predictable outcome from one of the uk's top doggers lol

it was torrential last night mate, even "the master" took a deep in- breath before committing himself to the elements..he too commented on the high turnout, the rain evidently not dampening the libidos :lol:
we're kinda used to the prismatic refraction effect of a dogger's headlights arcing across our rainsoaked windscreen :lol: gets a little worrying sometimes, i swear one of those fellas is going to take our port wing clean off one day :lol:
the inclement weather usually heralds quality dogging in our experience, fortune favouring the brave, and hardy wink

the nights we've had where the orbiting main beamers are oblivious to the sordid scenario unfolding beyond the veil of precipitation don't bear mentioning :lol: good result mate..it was obviously worth the discomfort :wink: :lol:

13 Aug 2006

Against my better judgement, I went out last night.
Went down to potters bar to drop a letter into a company (post office ?....yeah)....drove back up the slowterway...decided to wander into a site on the way home....right on top of a hill with a gale blowing and rain nearly horizontal....two couples....one just talking, the other just looking....half an hour later, they both went....damn...
Went to another site....three cars...one doing the highbeam sidestep with hazrd twizzle, another just hiding behind the seat and the last with a couple in who were as bemused by all the three-point turns as I was....another wash-out.
Decided to do "ole-faithful" on the last lap home.....three cars....one with a reputation of sitting with his headlights in your rear-view if he thought you'd been in long enough...no problem, turn around and do the same.....the other hadn't quite decided waht to do so did a wander past with dick hanging out...told to **** off....got bored, went to sleep. Woke up to the hallowed tones of "ain't you got a home to go to".........."what are you doing in a dark place like this"....etc etc etc.
Policing used to be pleasant....
Another wasted night.
Moving house and job to Norfolk.
Or retiring from the game.
50/50 really !

14 Aug 2006

Jomu you'll never retire from the game. Bet you were out the next night!! I went out last night and needed the AA to get my car started twice just to get to site, but hey I didn't mind breaking down as long as I got there I've got get you home cover!! See you around.

18 Aug 2006

Quote by rickandjools
these people arn`t doggers at all just idiots from the ever increasing bunch of guys who seem to think its a guaranteed: shag activity and the best way to acheive this is by acting like a moron lighting up anything that move`s and generally being obnoxious and ill mannered...................take notice guys it dont work try this guys approach you may be surprised .

Hi everyone
I have only just joined this site and have never been involved in dogging. Have read up on the salient "rules" and certainly have no desire to be one of the dickhead blokes that are out there, and we know there are plenty! The last thing I want to do is offend anyone.
What if I showed up on my motorcycle (which is my mode of transport)?
If this question makes me sound like a moron - remember I'm new! redface

18 Aug 2006

welcome to the dogging board anavrin..forget all the rules n stuff wink

guys like singledogger get their results from putting in the time, being polite, being clean and being an accessory to the couple's desires..its as simple as that :wink: any couple fortunate enough to encounter our old mate single will be made to feel comfortable, the same is true of "the master" (not a member of this website), these lads play the game at an enlightened level, and consequently, rarely fail lol

if you wish to go dogging on your motorcycle, then go, and good luck to ya..plenty of the girls go for the darth vader look, eh naughtywigan ? :lol: there were some regular visiting bikers at our local, and they were always popular :wink: just try not to "creak" to much when approaching a car :lol:

18 Aug 2006

i agree with u on that one mr d it takes alot of time and being paitant poilteness and being very clean. i sit in my car some nights and chuckle to myself when i see the doggers walking around still in there work clothes lol

what must the cpl think when they see a guy walking around still in his work wear. then i hear them moan that they are getting nowhere ffs :lol:
in this game u have to look/ observe/learn its as simple as that, the master has it off to a tee. ive given up trying to help the doggers why me and the master get results while dogging (we dont go around in pairs just see him about and have a few mins chat)so now i watch the comedy shows that sometimes go on :lol:
its not a dig at anyone just my humble opinion of my yrs of dogging wink

19 Aug 2006

Well, it's more than being clean and polite...
There are loads of guys about in neat new motors, and suits, and they still get nothing.
More to do with attitude and personality, being clean is a big help, and wandering about in shorts, T shirt and rigger boots is an all-time NO.
Got some new would-be doggers on the patch...nice red motor...but three of them in the thing !
Told one of them they'd little chance with two-up, and none with three....didn't listen...lost three couples because of that...
Gota come down to Norfolk and get some tuition....all this big-town dogging makes a guy rusty....the weather doesn't help...
Anyway, better enlist in this autumns "Dogging and Swinging for Beginners" course at the local uni....

19 Aug 2006

hiya jomu
yes i agree with you, but i was just giving part of the etiquet to dogging cant give all my secrets away hey wink

ur welcome this way anytime jomu if i see ya here ill say hi and we can have a quick natter. biggrin

19 Aug 2006

I'll let you know when/if I'll be there again.....since petrol has just gone down to 72.9 here, it may be soon !
My latest gag to get attention is to just go to sleep....everyone has to wake me up....including the counties finest....but I've had a few good nights out of it !

19 Aug 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
excellent, but predictable outcome from one of the uk's top doggers it was torrential last night mate, even "the master" took a deep in- breath before committing himself to the elements..he too commented on the high turnout, the rain evidently not dampening the libidos :lol:
we're kinda used to the prismatic refraction effect of a dogger's headlights arcing across our rainsoaked windscreen :lol: gets a little worrying sometimes, i swear one of those fellas is going to take our port wing clean off one day :lol:
the inclement weather usually heralds quality dogging in our experience, fortune favouring the brave, and hardy the nights we've had where the orbiting main beamers are oblivious to the sordid scenario unfolding beyond the veil of precipitation don't bear mentioning :lol: good result mate..it was obviously worth the discomfort :wink: :lol:

Doesnt it always rain there !? :shock:

19 Aug 2006

i'm starting to think so too..statistically, our woodland area is supposed to be one of the driest regions in the uk :shock: looks like the lads are in for a wet one again tonight..ah well, no worries, they'll be just fine..wet, pissed off even, but they'll be ok lol

..spent all day with "the master" changing the leaking radiator..guess we should be out too, testing it...not bloody likely :lol: nice bottle of wine, and newly aquired porno dvd wink

you've gotta be crazy to go dogging in that shite :lol:

20 Aug 2006

And a quote from page 1 of "The Doggers Guide"
"Cleanliness is next to Dogliness!"

20 Aug 2006

Quote by dirtydoggers
if you wish to go dogging on your motorcycle, then go, and good luck to ya..plenty of the girls go for the darth vader look, eh naughtywigan ? there were some regular visiting bikers at our local, and they were always popular just try not to "creak" to much when approaching a car :lol:

:lol: :lol: Bike, someone mention a bike :wink:
Anavrin, Im sure you mode of transport will not put anyone off at all, its more about the way you behave when you get there. Im sure though, with an attitude like yours, you wil have a good time whatever you drive :wink:
(Might be an idea to take the helmet off though, as it just might some people)

20 Aug 2006

Keep the leathers on though, and it's always a help to have a few chains to hang about yourself when you get on-site.
At least you can pick-up the bondage appreciation peeps....and a few others as well !