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Why are they all so stupid?

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Took the missus to a well known spot just off the M40 last night. She would have been up for a play had it not been for the twat in the 4x4 who parked next to us flahing his brake lights like a discoteque and the guy in the Focus who parked so close she couldn't get out to tell him to F off.
Unless the doggers of this world get better behaved it will all end in tears.
I agree 100% warthog but I have been criticised on another website about my local dogging spot and dogging etiquette. Having been dogging for 7yrs and have always treated cpls with respect and never been pushy or approached a cple unless they give a sign light or flashing brake light that they are happy to be approached. But now am criticised by cpls that doggers just sit in there cars and do nothing how they expect to get fun. Apparently even if they are doing nothing I should approach them and make the first move and if they leave car park I should follow them. Sorry but that is not my idea of dogging I dont park too close and then I leave the initiatve to them whether they want to be watched or somebody to approach them.
I agree that if you know them from dogging meets before that is different and will always pull up and say hi.
I've been dogging now for more years than i care to say. My approach has always been to park up several cars away from a couple and then to switch my light on then off and then wait for a response. No response i just stay there. I must admit I have been quite successful. However, things have now changed male doggers are now very pushy and parking too close, couples either dont turn up to arrange meets or are stinking of booze and sweat. The number of times the first thing that I hear is how big is ur dick?. What a turn off. I'm not a piece of meet. My advice to new dogging couples has always been you make the rules. If you dont like something then leave. Much easier that confrontation.
I've had fun over the years and despite a young family I still get out quite regular. I stick to my way.
Here we go, another tirade about the etiquette and standards of fucking in public places. Someone should write to the Daily Mail ! roflmao
Yeah Mr G....total crap...I mean....I parked right beside a couple in the layby and then flashed ................................NOTHING.
I mean..................N O T H I N G..............
What is the world coming to..
They were in a nice new astra as well....one of those ones with yellow and blue chevrons all over (I seem to remember them from somewhere).
Unless couples get their act together and start doing things right.....I'm not going to play.
BITCHES.
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Here we go, another tirade about the etiquette and standards of fucking in public places. Someone should write to the Daily Mail ! roflmao

I didn't start it to provoke a tirade, I started it to let people know that things are still no better than they have been for the past year. I have been dogging, with and without the wife, for about 15 years. When I first started information was still spread by word of mouth. Then George created the guide and some of us helped him with updates. then the plethora of websites arrived, each one copying the guide and using it as their definitive list of sites, some even charging for access to it. The masses descended on the car parks, they thought that they had a right to get some action, they didn't understand waiting and they didn't understand etiquette. About 18 months ago we noticed that things had settled down a bit and sense was returning, the unwashed rabble had become disillusioned and moved onto new things, leaving the car parks to those with patience. Unfortunately that seemed to be a temporary blip and the masses of dickheads are back out there, cruising round on main beam, parking next to doors and generally being stupid.
When out on my own my preferred tactic is to wait patiently until a couple is parked up and settled then get out and walk past. If they are up for it they invariably give a signal, from flashing a light as I pass to openng the window to chat. When out with the wife I would like to be treated in the same way.
hi i once whent out dogging with my mrs and the same thing happend to us
and now my mrs will not go again
she even said that if they was well behaved they coudle of watched us
i now go out by myself and i always wait for a invite,
not all guys are pushy
No they are not all pushy we meet the sme guys most of the time, they know what we are about and dont even attempt to over step the mark, however BMW does set the tone of the meets right from the start and i think this is a very important thing to do.
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BMW does set the tone of the meets right from the start and i think this is a very important thing to do.

Impressive, those Germans are such an efficient bunch! lol
bristol dogging is not good to say the least. like most places they park to close ,pull up open there door and start wanking, flash ligts continuously (head and brake)
or bang on the window and ask the time, what goes on or the weathers good tonught!!
when they flash there lights the kids start doing the same it all kicks off. if you move away afew places in the same car park they follow but the worst bit is it stops you getting to the good guys or mooching off with another couple
I know this will be contentious; why not just open the window a bit and say-
"fuck off, we just want to be alone you prat"
The "we're local newspaper journalists...looking into dogging" is a good one as well.
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I know this will be contentious; why not just open the window a bit and say-
"fuck off, we just want to be alone you prat"
The "we're local newspaper journalists...looking into dogging" is a good one as well.

love it.. rolleyes lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The "we're local newspaper journalists...looking into dogging" is a good one as well.

We did that one a couple of years ago at the same place to a buch of dickheands in a big black kingcab pickup. They pissed off fairly quickly and left us to have a good time with the guy who we had already been chatting to.
We have also used the tactic of playing along flashing out lights and getting them to follow us and then driving to the Motorway Police HQ at Warwick. That got em worried! Also got us labelled amongst some of the locals as timewasters, but we can live with that. Those that know, know we aren't those that think we are will never know.