You go out simply to have some fun and it all gets ruined by people who don't get what its all about.
Why is it that people with their cocks in their hands who are about to masturbate in public and ejaculate into their hand whilst we entertain them by fingering spreading inserting or otherwise displaying each others genitals cant manage to obey simple decent standards of basic etiquette?
Were they single males? Pound to a penny they were... stone them I say.
Actually it is single males that ruin it when we go out. We prefer at least six or seven.
Course you can as long as you dont smell of cabbage
if i was you i would stay in and wash my hair!
Here we go again, more slagging off of the single guy, well let me just say this ive been dogging as its called these days for around the past 22yrs or so i like to think i no what its all about and how to behave, But that said its not just the single guys that ruin this fab outdoor pleasure no theres a lot of couples out there who are also timewasters and to be frank nutters, i had a lovely chat to a couple from here on saturday night they had my number to and wed made plans to meet up the next day (yesterday) i drove to the said place around 55 miles from home to meet at said place i arrived at the right time all freshly shaved and showered as i would always be when meeting a couple , i must have sat there for two hrs like a spare p**** at a wedding among the dog walkers etc, did they show? did they Call to say they couldnt make it? did they bob.
SWo come on guys yes there are a few singles out there who over step the mark but dont tar us all with the same brush.
Rant over.
Its all part of the dogging scenario - to have to expect the 'unexpected' and be prepared for the worst happening.
Every month this forum includes stories ranging from those who experienced a nightmare to those who turn up and nobody watches.
The 'sticky' rules shown above at the top of this page of threads detail exactly the type of events that can happen when you dont keep doors locked and when you dont watch your back when driving home.
Yes it is annoying, yes it can make you lose faith in the scene, but its a fact of life that whatever we do someone can pop up to ruin it. But...that is also tempered by the amazing wonderful shows that outweigh the bad planning always helps but then when planned in a quiet spot at a quiet time, things still go wrong.
It can be late late..nearly three am, pre planned to precision, the remotest unused location, couple turn up, signal when ready,the sexiest show taking place...and what happens? - ten or more 'cub scouts' parade out of the wood and walk straight by the car!!
Yes it happened to me.
please dont leave the scene - drive to Derby instead
and- have i just posted this in the wrong thread????
They react to key words, they're like Pavlov's Doggers
I've been doing a pavlovian project at a layby.
I have come to the conclusion that doggers are thick and gays are a lot brighter.
In fact, some of the gay guys get the message in 2 passes down the layby. The doggers never do.
Try it yourself: Sit down the end and wait until a car starts its run back down...put your h/lamps on until it has gone past then turn them off. After 2 trips through the light the gay guys get the message.
The fastest dogger took nearly a week to get it.
there has to be a message there, even if only that the guy putting his lights on is wasting fuel !
That sounds a bit heterophobic J mate
That sounds a bit heterophobic J mate
In certainly confusimakated by confuddle :-)
Now, you know I try to be impartial G !
I treat all persons the same: For better or worserer.
All this research-in-motion has its drawbacks, for one thing the gay guys know after one pass if there is any possibility of action, the doggs ain't got a clue (about anything).
Since there is only so much time in a day the gay guys tend to be direct, while the doggs tend to be anything but (in fact, direct would be better but around-the-houses is the usual approach)
With the warmer evenings the layby is getting more active, later (or earlier if you get the meaning) and there are loads of newbies getting in on the action (what there is, which isn't much). That is, they would be getting-in to the action if they could force themselves to actually get anywhere near the action !
I have a tendency to be carbon-neutral (obligatory green phrase) and regard all men as equal. Women are regarded rather as I regard God, with awe (although if they must shave, could they please repeat it several times a week because the stubble scratches my face).
Anyway, as you can gather the week has been good so far.
Apart from those who can only sit in cars behind headlights.
J
all, you may have 22 years under your belt but have you been making the same misstakes all that time.
there are time served doggers in bristol that think they own the patch and should be first in every line and because they have "seen you before" it just for them. Stick to you like glue until given the formal bums rush which is a fun stopper at best.
to be fair to some doggers there is a small group of young and old that are great but its the prats that dive in that are the problem. if they only saw it from the other side!
when i am dogging on my own and see things happening i
often think and sometimes say to others if that was us we would drive off now or thump that guy. unfortunatly i am usualy right.
THINK FIRST GUYS!!!!
your only as good as your last dog!
oh no ! My post has caught the moans !
I think you'll find our posts a little 'tongue in cheek' (mine or yours, I don't mind if you're hot). I'm (mostly) a single male Dogger :P
