Anyone fancy some cold-ass dogging this morning.
There's next to no-one on the roads so it's pretty quiet out there.
Oh, if you do show up, I'd be awfully greatful if you would get out and put a show on outside my car because it's too cold for me to get out. Also, if you wouldn't mind bringing me a cuppa tea while you're there, that would be grand.
I'll be sat there with the heater on full blast, so you can be happy knowing that I'm nice and toasty while pervin' you. I might even remove my hat.
Don't say I never get involved.
I'm open to offers. Don't all flood me at once.
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Warming the Bed
hwoar: .... that do ya?
