A whole new level

4 Oct 2013

A friend of ours who has a problem with her speech. Her problem is that she gets the . occasional word mixed up or changed such as she will say things such as "At the back of the house in the conservative"(conservatory) or another fine example would be "No more kids for me I've had a hysterical"(hysterectomy). always makes us smile but last night a new level was reached when she told me she'd hurt herself spreading her Lemon cunt" :lol2: No kidding i had to sit down before i fell

4 Oct 2013

Maybe she was playing with her citrus

:rotflmao:

4 Oct 2013

Quote by sandybeach1
Maybe she was playing with her citrus :rotflmao:

Lol Sandy

4 Oct 2013

our daughter suffers the same thing
in a supermarket reacently "mom i've got the heroin" (herring flavoured cat food)
and shouting across to liza "mom i have the craps" (crepes) rolleyes

4 Oct 2013

better craps than "mom I've got crabs"
reminds me of the time in a packed asda that my wife who was loading the shopping into bags while I loaded the other end onto the conveyor belt asked me what the baby oil was for when it reached her, I loudly replied "for sex tonight" she never questioned a purchase I made again

5 Oct 2013

Myself and my lot have the same affliction - my daughter when she was younger was making a cake and asked if she could lick the bowl, her father said no and she replied *it's ok they are semolina tested eggs* Edwina Currie would have been sooo proud
As you know I have trouble stringing a sentance together in the first place banghead

7 Oct 2013

My daughter recently was telling me about an one LB baby she had seen on TV. It took me ages before I realised she meant a 1 lb baby. I don't know who is worse her or myself.
My affliction normally occurs when I type threads or posts on here.
Or I send messages or emails.
I shall go now before one slips out.