Best and Worst chat up lines ever

10 Jul 2015

Its Friday whooo hooo and what better way to celebrate than with a giggle.
This week i would love to know your best and worst chat up lines and if any of them were ever effective, Please do not hold back.
I recently caught my friend using the following chat up line - If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous. and it got me thinking Do ladies also use chat up lines and are they just as effective as when a man uses them?
Sarah xxx

10 Jul 2015

On a scale from 1 to 10..... I'd give you one! :twisted:
bolt

10 Jul 2015

'Are me knickers showing? ' No... 'would you like them to?
Toots Disclaimer: Other than for the occasional use I haven't worn knickers for 20 years
oh and one astute chappie did come up recently with ' can I at least have your fake telephone number' what guy!

10 Jul 2015

have i seen you before ?
i'm sure i have
no ?
wait a minuet, let me think.....
ah yes, now i remember
in my dreams

12 Jul 2015

Quote by Toots
Toots Disclaimer: Other than for the occasional use I haven't worn knickers for 20 years

I won :bounce:
Last time I saw you I told Shi that you hadn't got hairy thighs it was just your lady garden was a bit on the wild side.

12 Jul 2015

Just call me baby cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months . :shock:

12 Jul 2015

Quote by Meeko

Toots Disclaimer: Other than for the occasional use I haven't worn knickers for 20 years

I won :bounce:
Last time I saw you I told Shi that you hadn't got hairy thighs it was just your lady garden was a bit on the wild side.
Rubbish, last time we hooked up and as it had been a while and you had missed me ( obviously ) you stated that me left leg was Christmas, my right was Easter and you wanted to visit in-between the holidays Uh huh!

17 Jul 2015

that is number 1

Quote by Bambi
Just call me baby cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months . :shock:

29 Jul 2015

That's a lovely dress your wearing..it accentuates your curves,,beautifully

16 Sep 2015

"Take your teeth out: you're pulled."

30 Sep 2015

I started to post a reply but I changed my mind..how do I delete a post!!?
This is a chat up line for the Admins!!!!

1 Oct 2015

Quote by M1ssVery
I started to post a reply but I changed my mind..how do I delete a post!!?
This is a chat up line for the Admins!!!!

Noooooo.... don't delete good chat up lines (PM them me) or post them. I need as much help as I can get! Last time I got chatted up in chat was by my mrs FFS and even she turned me down to read 1 of Delia Smiths classic cook books (which is mine, ) I hid the Fanny Cradock books because she just wants to stuff birds after reading them.
All I ask for is bacon sarnies in between sessions (I don't do smoke breaks anymore) and please don't spit, they put the price of Kleenex up in the local shop.

13 Oct 2015

If you shag me I promise I won't tell anyone!

19 Oct 2015

Your eyes are like spanners - every time I look at them my nuts tighten

19 Oct 2015

Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen......
and ......
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
lol