Hi Marcuso,
Being new to swinging and a bi-curious single male I have read your advice and found it informative and most helpful. So thank you for taking the time to write something constructive and helpful to all us newbies!
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CAN I OFFER THE SINGLE GUYS A BIT OF ADVICE?
Sexpert
just keeping this on the top so more ppl can read it
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Well Marcuso, this is such a good thread of advice for the singletons that I added this to bump it up the list.
A word from the Host too, tho'
Single Guys - personal cleanlines will get you a lot further than a good line of chat or a championship length of dick.
Look at your hands - are your fingernails clean ? short ? smooth ?
Look at your clothes - do you look like a pikey from the roughest pub in town ?
Look at your shower room - have you used a good amount of soap and water in there before a meet.
Do you smell of beer or tobacco.
Even doggers need to be tidy !!!!
Simple stuff but it all makes a difference.
TKH
A word from the Host too, tho'
Single Guys - personal cleanlines will get you a lot further than a good line of chat or a championship length of dick.
Look at your hands - are your fingernails clean ? short ? smooth ?
Look at your clothes - do you look like a pikey from the roughest pub in town ?
Look at your shower room - have you used a good amount of soap and water in there before a meet.
Do you smell of beer or tobacco.
Even doggers need to be tidy !!!!
Simple stuff but it all makes a difference.
TKH
Sex God
is there any of putting the orignal text up as a sticky as is was a very well written piece...
it might help the guys in "let meet up" and on the ads write better...... and help them when they complain that they get no rpelies....
sean xxxx
it might help the guys in "let meet up" and on the ads write better...... and help them when they complain that they get no rpelies....
sean xxxx
Sex God
just bumping this back to near the top
sean xxxxx
sean xxxxx
Sex God
just bumping this back up to the top again... might actually give some guys a clue around here 
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Sex God
you reckon??
Sex God
do you ever get the feeling no-ones listening?
oh, and bump, as it were!
n x x x ;)
oh, and bump, as it were!
n x x x ;)
Interesting thread! From a womans point of view I think that is very good advice. I can't say exactly what I am looking for when I am reading replies from my ad but there are a few things which I prefer to see. Pics on your profile is an obvious one, especially a decent face or full body pic. I get intimidated by cock pics straight away, please wait until you are asked for one! I don't mind looking at your cock but only after I've already become interested in you 
Honesty is always the best policy, nobody wants to meet up with someone who is completely different to what they have told you they are, give your true self a chance to shine! I like genuine people who aren't pushy or too forward, 'I'll fuck you' or 'would you like to suck on this babe?' in an introductory email doesn't do it for me!!
Personally I have replied to the ones who have sounded genuine, I like wit and personality in my lovers and HYGIENE IS A MUST!!! Would you want to screw someone who stunk of BO and had minging clothes and body? OK well some of you maybe lol! :P But not me
HTH!
Honesty is always the best policy, nobody wants to meet up with someone who is completely different to what they have told you they are, give your true self a chance to shine! I like genuine people who aren't pushy or too forward, 'I'll fuck you' or 'would you like to suck on this babe?' in an introductory email doesn't do it for me!!
Personally I have replied to the ones who have sounded genuine, I like wit and personality in my lovers and HYGIENE IS A MUST!!! Would you want to screw someone who stunk of BO and had minging clothes and body? OK well some of you maybe lol! :P But not me
HTH!
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I can't help but feel that if you could condense it down to three lines, and tattoo it on a pair of tits, some of these fellas might take more notice. ;)
Folks, listen to Marcuso. This is all Very Good Advice and you can do yourself a lot of favours by at least reading it.
And yours was a VERY good post too roger http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
As was Heathers http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
these are seriously good advice pages guys.....and from the perspective of both males and females, so do yourselves a really big favour and have a read...........you will gain a very good insight into how the minds of genuine swingers work
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Marcuso, thanks for the insight. I have only just joined and may well have ended posting or doing some of the things that i shouldn't.
I'll try and stick to the advice, but if it doesn't work, you and me will be having words!
It will make you a better person to take this advise; a positive gain whatever way you look at it and you might get a few fu..s or looks or sucks along the way :arrow: Its the only way forward.
Sex God
bumping back to the top
just doing my service... lol
sean xxxxxxxx
just doing my service... lol
sean xxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
Just doing my bumping duty to help the newbies out there.
Sexlightened
Hands up how many newbie blokes posting on this site would consider jumping off the high board at the local pool without first checking that the pool had been filled up? Anyone? None I bet.
So why so many of you insist on not looking around the forums first is just beyond my comprehension. It's obvious that there's either no thought process involved or it's just laziness on your behalf hence the vast number of "I wanna fuck today get in touch" posts.
So please take on board some of the advice available on this site before placing that first post. Make time to have a look around around the site and get yourselves known before making an arse of yourself posting stupid requests. You never know you may even find that the site will work for you. Oh and those that reply "well we all have to start somewhere" and "we're all new to this once" that's just an excuse for being lazy and not having looked around here before jumping in to post.
So why so many of you insist on not looking around the forums first is just beyond my comprehension. It's obvious that there's either no thought process involved or it's just laziness on your behalf hence the vast number of "I wanna fuck today get in touch" posts.
So please take on board some of the advice available on this site before placing that first post. Make time to have a look around around the site and get yourselves known before making an arse of yourself posting stupid requests. You never know you may even find that the site will work for you. Oh and those that reply "well we all have to start somewhere" and "we're all new to this once" that's just an excuse for being lazy and not having looked around here before jumping in to post.
Warming the Bed
Quote by secksy_cpl
very well said marcuso
one more thing to add
cock pics are not needed
Yeah, agreed and neither are pics of female genitalia *spelling*
Nothing irks me more, than a seemingly "good" photo ad, with a close-up shot of (could be the advertisers/probably not the advertisers) sex!
Both sexes...in fact, there are some tri-sexuals on here...All sexes, take heed!
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just been reading about what you all have to say about introductions and all that buisness .and yes it is a great help to get advice of other people so once again thankyou . oh and good things come to those who wait.
OMG - is this a newcomer actually readign the board and getting advice before posting!!!
Welcome mate and enjoy - hope you get what you're looking for!!
Problem is there are two types of newcomer who come here. People who read around, who will find this excellent guide and several others, and read it and absorb it and post something very literate and charming. And those who don't, who wouldn't read this if it was surrounded by glowing gold stars and contained next week's winning lottery numbers, and post "HEY GOT DICK WANNA SHAG" thirty seconds after finding this place. And ironically, it's this second group who need to read this the most.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway.
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Problem is there are two types of newcomer who come here. People who read around, who will find this excellent guide and several others, and read it and absorb it and post something very literate and charming. And those who don't, who wouldn't read this if it was surrounded by glowing gold stars and contained next week's winning lottery numbers, and post "HEY GOT DICK WANNA SHAG" thirty seconds after finding this place. And ironically, it's this second group who need to read this the most.
It's like those all-bran adverts. Nine our of ten people still aren't eating enough fibre... but the ones who watch the advert and start eating more bran are the one out of ten people who were eating enough fibre to begin with anyway.
so true roger
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