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Quote by Witchy
:crazy: I am a poodle. :crazy:

French?? Dutch ?? Or just a plain old Poodle??
My point proved!!

Now who is going to write to them and tell them about their " misnomer " ??
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Bluefish2009
:crazy: I am a poodle. :crazy:

Possibly, but are you sure? dunno
I am sure some kind helpfull person will soon put you straight if your not lol
Quite sure. I did think at one stage that perhaps I was an artichoke with legs and a little mould. But now I think I'm a Poodle. Standard, of course.
But then I could be a Ninja Poodle. That has the potential to be highly dangerous.

Mind you though- when I wake up in the morning I could, potentially, have turned into a small bowl of petunias. Or worse- a Labradingerdoodle. :crazy:
Quote by kentswingers777
My point proved!!

Now who is going to write to them and tell them about their " misnomer " ??
lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao
I was about to say I will- and I would, although as it's a newspaper aimed at the lowest common denominator, I doubt they'd care.
However, someone got there before me:
There is no such dog as an Alsation - they are German Shepherds, the word Alsation was invented due to dislike of the word German after the war...the kennel club no longer recognises this name for the breed - the are all German Shepherds.
Returning to the story, its the owners to blame, we have a German Shepherd and he is of lovely nature, friendly, placid and great with children.
- CL, Cumbria UK, 03/12/2009 13
Quote by Witchy
My point proved!!

Now who is going to write to them and tell them about their " misnomer " ??
lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao
I was about to say I will- and I would, although as it's a newspaper aimed at the lowest common denominator, I doubt they'd care.
However, someone got there before me:
There is no such dog as an Alsation - they are German Shepherds, the word Alsation was invented due to dislike of the word German after the war...the kennel club no longer recognises this name for the breed - the are all German Shepherds.
Returning to the story, its the owners to blame, we have a German Shepherd and he is of lovely nature, friendly, placid and great with children.
- CL, Cumbria UK, 03/12/2009 13

So seeing as millions buy these papers EVERY day, do they all fall into YOUR catagory of " LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR "?
Well this article comes from probably your kind of paper.

That is a lot of people to slander.

A lot of people are very confused also.wave
I said it's aimed at the lowest common denominator- not that everyone reading it was as thick as a brick. Subtle difference, but difference all the same.
FYI, unless I've overlooked a bored-in-a-waiting-room incident, I've never even picked up a copy of The Guardian.
And yes, lots of people are still using the wrong term, aren't they?
Their choice, I'll carry on pointing it out to anyone I have cause to. They can carry on, or change what they call them- as I did when I realised I was wrongly referring to them as alsations.
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German

And stunningly gorgeous :inlove:
But if ever there was a name that would benefit from a misnomer, it's Weimararararenner. blink
Quote by flower411
am I missing something here.
Dave_Notts

A "Y" off the end of your name apparrently ...
I know a very good doctor, if your interested....he can make it all go away ya know!!!!
Well ... he hasn`t done a very good job with you !! Maybe you should see him more often .
Go away you silly little man!
Quote by flower411

Simply that your a little man!
Just no class at all.:thumbup:
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German

*casts sidelong glance at Staggers, wonders why Staggers might have aristocratic hunting dogs* confused
Posh twat! There was me thinking me you was working class, and everything? :? Bet they're bleedin' blue, as well as blue-blooded, eh? :? :P
Anyways . . . Gem and I are currently hating the fact that we gave a beautiful Belgian Shepherd to me mam for a Mother's Day present, cos we desperately want a dog like her for our own. sad She's a bit like an Alsation ((( ;) )) or a German Shepherd ((( whatever? dunno ))) but prettier, smaller, sleeker, blacker, altogether more elegant and gorgeous, with the best temperament I've ever seen in a dog . . .
She could rip my throat out in a heart-beat, were she so inclined? No question. Simple as. She is without doubt a dangerous dog. Luckily, the Government don't seem to have cottoned on to Belgian Shepherds just yet. As for the perfectly pliant, biddable red-nose pit / rottweiler cross of my acquaintance, from the rescue that's somehow managed to let her slip through the net, mainly cos even the vet says she's a lovely dog and the law's an ass, well, the legislation is a complete nonsense, innit? Take a dog on it's own merits? ((( and there will always be risks, regardless of breed. ))) Yes! Destroy an entire breed cos some owners are fuckwits? No!:?
N x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German

*casts sidelong glance at Staggers, wonders why Staggers might have aristocratic hunting dogs* confused
Posh twat! There was me thinking me you was working class, and everything? :? Bet they're bleedin' blue, as well as blue-blooded, eh? :? :P
Anyways . . . Gem and I are currently hating the fact that we gave a beautiful Belgian Shepherd to me mam for a Mother's Day present, cos we desperately want a dog like her for our own. sad She's a bit like an Alsation ((( ;) )) or a German Shepherd ((( whatever? dunno ))) but prettier, smaller, sleeker, blacker, altogether more elegant and gorgeous, with the best temperament I've ever seen in a dog . . .
She could rip my throat out in a heart-beat, were she so inclined? No question. Simple as. She is without doubt a dangerous dog. Luckily, the Government don't seem to have cottoned on to Belgian Shepherds just yet. As for the perfectly pliant, biddable red-nose pit / rottweiler cross of my acquaintance, from the rescue that's somehow managed to let her slip through the net, mainly cos even the vet says she's a lovely dog and the law's an ass, well, the legislation is a complete nonsense, innit? Take a dog on it's own merits? ((( and there will always be risks, regardless of breed. ))) Yes! Destroy an entire breed cos some owners are fuckwits? No!:?
N x x x ;)
You've just given me an idea! Lets just destroy all the fuckwits! :borg:
Quote by Witchy
You've just given me an idea! Lets just destroy all the fuckwits! :borg:

Can we muster enough ammo dunno
Quote by flower411

Simply that your a little man!
Just no class at all.:thumbup:
Gosh !!
That`s very nice of you !!
I like to think of myself as classless in this horribly class driven society but for somebody else to notice is quite gratifying and there was me thinking that you was just an ignorant git !!! Just goes to show how wrong you can be !
I am very sure you are in that great " last chance saloon "!
It cannot come quick enough!

Keep up with the insults and I will keep in touch with admin.
"He who laughs last.....laughs longest"!
Quote by Steve

You've just given me an idea! Lets just destroy all the fuckwits! :borg:

Can we muster enough ammo dunno
Brown can't but Obama can...
Quote by Witchy
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German

And stunningly gorgeous :inlove:
But if ever there was a name that would benefit from a misnomer, it's Weimararararenner. blink
Don't tell anyone, but I had to check the spelling
Quote by neilinleeds
We've got weimaraners they're definitely German

*casts sidelong glance at Staggers, wonders why Staggers might have aristocratic hunting dogs* confused
Posh twat! There was me thinking me you was working class, and everything? :? Bet they're bleedin' blue, as well as blue-blooded, eh? :? :P
Anyways . . . Gem and I are currently hating the fact that we gave a beautiful Belgian Shepherd to me mam for a Mother's Day present, cos we desperately want a dog like her for our own. sad She's a bit like an Alsation ((( ;) )) or a German Shepherd ((( whatever? dunno ))) but prettier, smaller, sleeker, blacker, altogether more elegant and gorgeous, with the best temperament I've ever seen in a dog . . .
She could rip my throat out in a heart-beat, were she so inclined? No question. Simple as. She is without doubt a dangerous dog. Luckily, the Government don't seem to have cottoned on to Belgian Shepherds just yet. As for the perfectly pliant, biddable red-nose pit / rottweiler cross of my acquaintance, from the rescue that's somehow managed to let her slip through the net, mainly cos even the vet says she's a lovely dog and the law's an ass, well, the legislation is a complete nonsense, innit? Take a dog on it's own merits? ((( and there will always be risks, regardless of breed. ))) Yes! Destroy an entire breed cos some owners are fuckwits? No!:?
N x x x ;)
One was rescued when BB's job took her to a puppy farm in Wales where the owner had just abandoned the dogs the other we're fostering as she was also abandoned I is as working class as they come and I'll fucking prove it to anyone who says otherwise lol
You could always stick 'em in flat caps & disguise them as Whippets. lol
Much easier to pronounce too. wink