Hi all,
I remember reading this on another forums a few years ago and recently revisited it as its the funniest forum post I ready and the responses where even better. So thought it a great topic to ask here.
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?
So do you dunk?
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Do you dunk or do you make your partners Dunk
last reply
10 replies
1.5k views
2 watchers
0 likes
45 views and not a response yet Minxy!!!!!!!!! Maybe the viewers are shocked into silence 
We dont have a routine as such, generally its my place to clean up *ahem* but the idea of a male dunking after his spunking makes me giggle
I did have one friend (female) who had a stack of sex flannels in her bathroom, she used to mope up any spillage with those and throw them straight into the laundry basket - I never could quite work her out, she was quite a goer and often had groups of men round, all bareback (tut tut), she liked to peg them all out on the line after washing as kinds of trophies (the flannels not the men) :boink:
We dont have a routine as such, generally its my place to clean up *ahem* but the idea of a male dunking after his spunking makes me giggle
I did have one friend (female) who had a stack of sex flannels in her bathroom, she used to mope up any spillage with those and throw them straight into the laundry basket - I never could quite work her out, she was quite a goer and often had groups of men round, all bareback (tut tut), she liked to peg them all out on the line after washing as kinds of trophies (the flannels not the men) :boink:
Kat, they might all be dunkers and think we might laugh if they tell us they do dunking after spunking.
You may have also answered a question my mum asked me this summer.
Apparently she had noticed a neighbour puts 20 tea towels on her line each week and said what on earth, would anyone do with 20 tea towels a week.
I said, mum you need to get a life living in the country if they are the things you notice and think about. Lol
I might now tell her your story re the flannels.
You may have also answered a question my mum asked me this summer.
Apparently she had noticed a neighbour puts 20 tea towels on her line each week and said what on earth, would anyone do with 20 tea towels a week.
I said, mum you need to get a life living in the country if they are the things you notice and think about. Lol
I might now tell her your story re the flannels.
My lovely Lady has poor vaginal retention, and no sooner has my wilting willy made it's excuses and left than it is followed by the evening's spunky donation....so the answer is a small hand towel under the pillow which cleans us both up until the inevitable visit to the bathroom. The glass of water on the beside table is purely for medicinal purposes! xx
Sex God
Any glass of water by my bedside will be there for the inevitable "need to cool down" anytime after the first hour or so, depending upon how intense things have become. I'm hoping, at that point, that nobody's been dunking in it.
Orgasminator
....partner, she tends to go straight off to the bathroom to clean up, I however tend to lye in the after glow and mop up with bedside tissues( can stick to you a bit thou.... lol ) and then clean up when a toilet visit is required. Never heard of the dunking thing before... lol.. might forget and gargle in the night with it... lol
I'm a dunker ..... I can't help it and I have give Shi a T-Bagging when she falls asleep on the sofa :bounce: :bounce:
I've done it for years surprised I have balls left
In Edit and shame :
Just read the OP...
Nope, no clean up box, just tissues. But I did marry Shi, aka "Bounty", The greatest cleaner upper ever.
I've done it for years surprised I have balls left
In Edit and shame :
Just read the OP...
Nope, no clean up box, just tissues. But I did marry Shi, aka "Bounty", The greatest cleaner upper ever.
Sex God
Quote by Theladyisaminx20 a week?
Apparently she had noticed a neighbour puts 20 tea towels on her line each week and said what on earth, would anyone do with 20 tea towels a week.
I said, mum you need to get a life living in the country if they are the things you notice and think about. Lol
Bear uses 15, and that's just doing the Sunday dinner!!
