Someone has announced in the chatrooms that we all should make a post tonight.
I never knew what to post or where so here is my post/thread.
Any other Dullards about?
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Dullards reunited
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Sex God
Words of wisdom on the common or garden dullard:
I would have come up with something myself but . . . well . . . you know?
Quote by Philip José Farmer
Dullard: Someone who looks up a thing in the encyclopedia, turns directly to the entry, reads it, and then closes the book.
Quote by Sir Max Beerbohm
The dullard's envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
Quote by In 'The Devil's Dictionary' Ambrose Bierce
DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life. The Dullards came in with Adam, and being both numerous and sturdy have overrun the habitable world. The secret of their power is their insensibility to blows; tickle them with a bludgeon and they laugh with a platitude. The Dullards came originally from Boeotia, whence they were driven by stress of starvation, their dullness having blighted the crops. For some centuries they infested Philistia, and many of them are called Philistines to this day. In the turbulent times of the Crusades they withdrew thence and gradually overspread all Europe, occupying most of the high places in politics, art, literature, science and theology. Since a detachment of Dullards came over with the Pilgrims in the _Mayflower_ and made a favorable report of the country, their increase by birth, immigration, and conversion has been rapid and steady. According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians. The intellectual centre of the race is somewhere about Peoria, Illinois, but the New England Dullard is the most shockingly moral.
I would have come up with something myself but . . . well . . . you know?
Sex God
Quote by Ben_Minx
The mighty Woden laughs upon his throne,
And once more claims his children for his own.
The voice of Thor resounds again on high,
While arm'd Valkyries ride from out the sky:
The Gods of Asgard all their pow'rs release
To rouse the dullard from his dream of peace.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn. :scared:
/Obligatory Lovecraft reference ;)
Quote by flower411
Errrmmm
I know :idea:
I`ll turn up at ya social !! ner nerdy ner ner ....wouldn`t like that now would ya !!
I dare you, nah i double dare you, bet i cope better than you
OI !! I`m sure you promised to hold my hand if I ever got my act together ...I`m sure i`d cope in those circumstances :lol:
Blimey you two get a room pleaseeeeeeeeee!
